Big7

Have you ever heard about a website filled with live cam girls who just want to get down and dirty with the viewers? Of course, you have; there are like hundreds of them online. But one particular one I want to mention is called Big7.com. To be a bit more precise, I want to mention their affiliate program, as well as their website.

Big7 is a German website with lots and lots of German webcam chicks. You have babes of all shapes and sizes, so whether you are looking for a mature busty slut, who is their mascot currently, or you would like a cute teenage babe… it does not matter; you have the best of both worlds, basically. It all really depends on what the fuck tickles your pickle at the moment. Seeing as how the website has great search options, it really just makes your life easier.

Now, I am not really here to review the website per se; I am here to talk about the affiliate program. Thus, for those who would like to earn some good cash, Big7 has an affiliate program called Cash.Big7.com. I am assuming that is why the fuck you are here; otherwise, why would you even want to read this review? If you are here just for porn… I have some bad news for you. First of all, you are an idiot, and second of all, no porn will be discussed in the review.

Lacking tour page (to say the least)

Oh boy, where do I start…? If you want to attract people, without making them feel like they will have their shit stolen, you might want to create a website that does not look as one of those standard flyers… You know the ones that you try to avoid, as random assholes pass them on the busy streets during working-days?

Well, that is basically how their website looks like, and that can never be a good thing. Where there should be a section that could help you browse, you have nothing. There are no buttons, no sections you can follow… zilch. I would say that I am surprised, but you have no fucking clue what kind of shit I have seen. This ain’t even the worst of the bunch… but then again, that does not really make it better.

To be fair, their design should not be reflected on their offers to affiliates. You’d be surprised to learn that they actually have some decent programs. Plus, everything is in German, so that makes it a lot better for the natives, obviously. Now, that is not really an excuse to look like a promotional poster my grandpa used to put up on his wall to wank off in the old days, but I guess it will have to do.

So, if you are interested, you are more than welcome to stay and continue reading. Although, I am pretty sure that you can get the gist of what Cash.Big7.com is all about even without my help. However, if you do not know much about affiliate life, you might want to start with my review instead. I mean, their site is a mess, let’s be honest… so you are better off just reading this review.

First, you need to register!

I think this should be fairly obvious. How the fuck do you expect to get anywhere, if you do not actually register? Well, the registration is very fucking simple, and you can’t miss it. That is not really a good thing, because that is literally listed on their tour page. You have the full form that you can fill out and simply register… an interesting place to put that shit, don’t you think?

The form is very simple, and you can register on Cash.Big7.com for free, which is always nice. Then again, I highly doubt anyone would pay to register on a website that looks like this. Ok, ok… I will stop with the design insults; I hope I got my point across. Anyway, they will ask just for the general info, and later you will have to prove that you are 18+. After your registration is reviewed, you will be able to check out what Cash.Big7.com is all about, simple.

So, what can one expect?

Now, let’s cut to the chase. What does Cash.Big7.com actually offer to its affiliates? A lot of crap, which is surprising, considering… Anyway, the first thing they mention on the website is that your customers will always be yours. What does this mean? Well, if you have any understanding of the affiliate life, you should know. As for the uneducated bunch, this means that you will receive a commission from their sales for a lifetime.

In this case, Cash.Big7.com offers 30% of the commission from the sales that will be made from the referred customers! Your customers are the ones who will register by using your referral link, in case you are wondering. They also claim that the referred customers will permanently be satisfied, which I find a bit debatable… as that always depends on what the fuck they are into.

I forgot to mention that Cash.Big7.com does not only have cam girls; there are thousands of amateur pornos too. This just means that prompting their website is even easier, as it encompasses a lot more customers overall. Plus, their amateur videos are offered in HD, and they have frequent updates, which is always a good thing. And there are lots of good categories.

Their payments are punctual, and that is one thing that we can all appreciate when it comes to affiliate programs in general. You will always be paid on the 15th of the month. All the other info you will get after you actually register. You should know that they also offer a 5% webmaster referral program. I mean, that is quite little, but having the added 5% can be a lot over time… I guess?

Good customer support service…

Although the site looks as it does, their customer support is great. I was actually surprised. I honestly thought that their support is nonexistent, just like the website itself. But, as we can see from the mentioned crap above, Big7.com is legit, and the customer support is responsive. During the registration, you actually get to choose how you want to be contacted; aka, Skype, Yahoo, AIM or ICQ.

If you have any questions about registering, their programs, the cancellation or the payments, you can just contact their customer support through email. I mean, you cannot miss the Cash.Big7.com email; it is listed on the side of the website… And while it looks fake, do not worry; it is not. That is just what Cash.Big7.com apparently thinks looks good.

While they do mention a lot of important info on their flyer-like tour page, there are ways to improve this shit… and it ain’t rocket science. Simply adding an additional page with FAQs about Cash.Big7.com, and covering all the important crap is all we want. This would have made my life so much fucking easier, and I know that the majority of you will agree with me. Surprise-surprise, they have nothing like that.

There’s nothing more to say…

Hey, this is something you never really want to hear when talking about an affiliate program. To be fair, my biggest issue is with how they present themselves, and not necessarily with what they have to offer. I think I pretty much covered all the important aspects for one to know whether the affiliate program at Cash.Big7.com would suit one’s taste.

To be fair, you can always just register for free and give it a go. If you do not like their crap, you can just… not go along with their program, as easy as that. So, if you were looking for a German affiliate program, or however you want me to put it, I would recommend Cash.Big7.com. Although, first, you should read my review in full, in case you are one of those lazy fucks who prefers to skip to the conclusion. Cash.Big7.com could use some work, but they do get the job done.