CooMeet

CooMeet’s affiliate program, let’s fucking go! This right here is the webmaster portal you’ve been looking for. You might not be able to tell just by looking at this site, because it looks like a 7th grader spat it out. It seems like the result of a lousy HTML tutorial. This site looks dreadful, all right? Well, get over it and look past it. These guys have great offers. Besides, their actual affiliate site is pointless. End-users don’t get to see this janky ass section behind the curtain. This is just the webmaster destination for you to set up your affiliate links and request payments. It doesn’t have to look great. Hell, as long as it works, I’ll make due with a fucking text console. I don’t give a fuck.

As for why you should roll with Comeet instead of, say, a standard marketing affiliate program, well… It’s complicated. They focus on dating verticals explicitly. More specifically, they specialize in the Chat Roulette format. If you’re too young to remember what that is, you might refer to Omegle instead. You get matched with random people around the world and you show them your cock. If it’s big enough, they stick around and take their pants off for you. Then, they show you their cock. When you realize a guy in fishnet stockings has catfished you, you press the “holy shit” button and you match with someone else, hoping that the next person will at the very least have a pussy. Though, it would be nice if they had giant cans as well.

Marketing Comeet’s Offers

Comeet does their part of the job right. They’ve got a few different ad formats that you can use on your site, but they’re all dynamic widgets. Well, except for the straight-up referral link. So, you don’t get colorful banners and animated gifs to slap around your site. Instead, you get a web applet that you shove into your site. You can make it as intrusive as you want. You’re also free to insert the damn thing into the site itself, so it looks like it’s a part of your actual project.

If you’re running a porn tube, you can dedicate an entire section to your site to chatting with randoms from around the web. Then, you just embed the Coomeet widget into that page and it looks professional as fuck. It straight up doesn’t look like an ad. It also doesn’t come with a reroute. Isn’t that just fucking amazing? Your users can actually flirt on cam with all the bells and whistles of the full destination site, without actually leaving your site. So, you’re getting paid for the money they spend on Coomeet’s offers, while they’re also being served ads from your other affiliate marketing campaigns on the side.

I mean, sure, you don’t have to mix and match, but it’s not like anyone’s going to stop you. You’re not going to be running an exclusive marketing deal with Coomeet. That doesn’t make a lot of sense. The average porn user can’t be expected to want to chat with hot singles at all times. You want to mix up the ad creatives on your site. So, I recommend that you hook up with Coomeet, but also have some other verticals from other affiliates on your site in case your viewers want something more passive.

Making Sense of the Widget

Coomeet encourages you to use the widgets heavily, even though you can just use the link with your own creatives or some sort of sneaky reroutes. I think that the main reason they prefer the widget over other forms of advertising is that it’s so direct. The number one cause of a user bouncing away from an affiliate offer is the actual redirect. People hate being taken away from where the pussy lies. If your site is rife with pussy, people are going to be upset when you bounce them or encourage them to go away. Even if you’re trying to serve them live pussy streamed straight to their homes, they’re still going to be butthurt about being bounced from the site. That’s exactly what makes the widget so powerful.

It starts off by asking them their gender and what they’re interested in. That is, men or women. Then, they just… match, immediately. There’s no waiting period and you can demo the actual widget yourself on the webmaster portal. It’s ridiculously fast. I was really surprised to see how quickly it found a match for me to talk to. It really does feel like naked Omegle. You click a button and boom; you’re talking to sexy naked people. This kind of streamlined approach to serving pussy is sure to encourage your visitors to sign up. At least, a lot more than a standard redirect link would.

The Psychology of Marketing Sex Chats

Marketing chat services can be a bit of a catch 22. On the one hand, people prefer live pussy to real pussy. On the other hand, they’re jacking off to virtual pussy, in avoidance of real pussy. Some of these dudes are too ugly to get laid. Or, maybe they just don’t have any game. Maybe they have micropenises, what do I know? I’m not here to judge. The point is, you need to consider the thought process of the average fapper on your site. If you’re running a porn gaming site, you’ll probably get a lot fewer conversions than if you’re running an amateur porn tube.

Nerds that jack off to drawn titties in RPGs tend to be scared of real women, even if they’re on a computer screen. Besides, Coomeet’s chat doesn’t work if you don’t turn on your camera. It flat out won’t let you through if you don’t turn it on. And sure, you can just cover your camera with a cumsock and connect without being seen, but the people on the other side won’t like it.

What I’m saying is, you’re better off marketing Coomeet to the specific viewers that are likely to click through. In trying to figure out who these people are, forget everything I said about nerds and real pussy. Instead, look at your analytics. Profile the visitors on your site and try to figure out which of them actually click the damn dating chat widget. Or, go with the dedicated section and try to cross-reference the people who go there versus the people that avoid it like it’s the plague.

You could also add some sort of widget on your end that asks your visitors questions about the chat widget. You should know by now that I’m very open and inviting when it comes to my visitors’ opinions. That’s what makes me such a great webmaster. Take that approach and get your information from the source. Figure out how your audience thinks about these chat offers and custom tailor the approach to suit their needs. Slapping the widget on your site at random and hoping for the best is lazy and will keep you from squeezing out the maximum profit potential of your site.

The Technical Details

Coomeet keeps it pretty darn simple. They keep track of your affiliate statistics and you can access them on their website. You can see how each embed is performing. Naturally, you’re free to run as many as you want on as many sites as you’d like. This is great for webmasters who have several different types of sites, because again, you can figure out where these types of ads perform best. You don’t have to run them everywhere at the same time. You can sort through your earnings, extract that data and make some charts, but the bottom line is, once you have more than $50, you can withdraw.

That said, you can only withdraw once a week, every week. And, they only offer PayPal and Webmoney as payment solutions. This is a bit disappointing, all things considered. They should, at the very least, have wire transfers as an option. I don’t know; maybe I’ve been spoiled by other affiliate companies. In this international market of porn politics, you take what you can get when it comes to payment methods. Besides, PayPal might be annoying, but at the very least, they’re legitimate. I wish more of these affiliate networks supported Bitcoin payments. Oh well. A webmaster can dream, I guess.

Oh, before I forget, they also have a 5% lifetime referral commission on webmasters, meaning, if you refer a buddy who’d like to run ads for them, you get 5% of their profits, forever. That’s a great way to establish some solid income over time. And, if you start raking in so much money that it’s literally ridiculous, they will let you withdraw every single day. However, you have to ask for that feature directly. It’s not automated.