GoDaddy Domain Broker

Imagine this predicament for a moment. You have the best fucking name for your new adult brand – so much so that no other name will do. It’s as if the goddamn stars have aligned; a higher being flashed his nut sack at you and beamed down a golden shower of light and enlightened you with the name for your next brand. It could not be more perfect.

But then you try to register the domain name and you find out that someone already has it registered. What’s worse, you find that the domain isn’t even in use. So what the fuck can you do, just give up and choose a garbage name that you are going to curse until the day you die?

Instead of throwing in the proverbial towel, instead, visit GoDaddy Domain Broker Service (DBS). GoDaddy brings the big guns to the fucking table and does their part to help you to win the domain you need today. Don’t give up: reaching out to GoDaddy Domain Broker Service, and allow them to give you the edge you need to buy your next great domain and start building your adult brand!

Get a claimed domain name

Don’t be like so many fucking dunces that think just because someone owns a domain name that it’s, ‘game over.’ That’s not how the Web works. There are people out there who’s entire livelihood is buying more domain names than they buy potato chips, sitting at their computer, and flipping domain names or entire websites for a profit.

Some people call these types, ‘assholes,’ but I say who gives a fuck? If ‘santaselfcreampies.com’ is worth $400 and that’s what Joe Friday is selling it for, who the hell am I to argue with that? To the point, though, just because a domain isn’t available does not mean that it isn’t for sale. Visit the domain’s WhoIs information and see if you can find contact information about who owns it. Call them up, see what’s up, and try to strike an agreement.

Of course, that involves actually cold calling someone and opening up a negotiation right there on the spot. I have the balls to do that kind of shit, but if you are a PornGeek or someone that couldn’t negotiate their way out of not donating to a charity at the supermarket, then you may have a bad time with this. The last thing you want to do is open a negotiation, have the prick on the other end tell you to go fuck yourself, then have the negotiating efforts fall apart.

If you think you can do this kind of shit on your own, then by all means, try it out. Whether this is your first time purchasing a domain or this is a huge fucking purchase, you better know what you are doing, though. You must ensure that you are not getting ripped off or scammed either. Think what you will and see yourself as some James Bond/Jason Bourne type that can spot bullshit a mile away. It’s easy to get scammed, especially if it is a type of exchange you are unfamiliar with.

For those that choose to go it alone and do their research to learn the proper way to do it, hey, fucking go for it! Everyone else that either does not have the time or wants to ensure that they have the best odds at negotiating and ultimately purchasing a claimed domain will want to consider GoDaddy Domain Broker Service instead. They do all of the heavy work for you, so you don’t have to negotiate anything. Forget having to speak to the person that owns the domain, or any of those mundane details. Simply tell the agent which domain you want, and they will negotiate on your behalf for approximately 30 days.

Not guaranteed to work

One of the downsides about using GoDaddy Domain Broker Service is that just because you want to negotiate with someone and hope that they will sell to you, that does not mean that it’s actually going to work. As I told you a moment ago, a DBS agent will work with you for roughly one month and will try to work their magic in hopes that the party that owns the domain will sell it at the best price possible. If they don’t budge or no one can come to an agreement within 30 days, then they have to move on to other clients.

Even if they cannot come to an agreement with the party, you still have to pay the broker service fee plus any kind of commission that’s accrued if applicable. In this regard, though, it makes a lot of sense. You are paying for a service regardless of the outcome. Suppose the individual will not budge and you really want the domain. In that case, it is up to you to tell the agent that you want a bigger budget (and to, you know, be sure that buying this domain still make sense in terms of your brand’s budget), and have them attempt another go at negotiating.

As I was looking at sites that I knew were taken, I noticed that the broker service fee is $119.99 (plus commission again when applicable). This fee is per website too, so you cannot ask them to haggle for a couple of domains in addition to the one you really want. Again, you are paying for a service. Whether the deal can be made or not is entirely up to the agent and the person that may or may not want to sell. If a sale cannot be agreed upon, tough tits: that’s business for you.

Also, keep in mind that some people may not want to sell a domain because they depend on the domain to earn money, just like you are hoping to do. Can you give them enough money where they can make the startup they’ve always had in the back of their mind work? No? Well, why the fuck would they sell to you anyway?

That’s the thing. Every situation is different. But the point is that even if a party was never going to sell in the first place, at least you have some extra firepower to help you to negotiate. It saves time, headache, and it’s just a smart move to make if you find a place in your budget for the broker service fee.

Simple to search for domains

Finding the domain you either want to buy or have negotiated is as easy as typing it in the search bar at the top of the page. The next page will show you if it’s available or is taken. If the domain is available, all you have to do is buy it and follow the easy-to-understand instructions to purchase the domain. It’s as easy as that!

For those times where someone already owns the domain, you can hire a DBS agent to negotiate on your behalf as stated. But those that are more open to choosing a domain name will want to look at the domains that GoDaddy selects for you that you can purchase right now. I typed in ‘buttholes.com,’ and naturally, the domain name was taken. But under the suggestion list, I noticed domains like, ‘buttholes.us,’ ‘buttholes.io,’ buttholes.info,’ and more.

Sure, the extensions left a bit to be desired, but it gives me the option to figure out if I want a different domain name altogether. It could be the difference between choosing a domain name with a different extension, hiring a DBS agent, or scrapping my original plan and buying the domain name ‘analrunway.com’ instead. At least GoDaddy Domain Broker Service gives you options and shows you what is out there.

Instant live chat support

In the event that you have a question or concern about the process, during the process, or even after you have successfully negotiated the deal and you have an additional inquiry, GoDaddy Domain Broker Service will be there to answer any questions you may have. GoDaddy is synonymous with damn good customer support. That’s not me blowing smoke up their asshole; that’s just common knowledge.

The same applies on DBS. Click on the contact us button at the bottom of the page. You will communicate with a chatbot, who will then connect you to the right person. They will ultimately help you, or you can go the old-fashioned route and call them on your phone. Whichever way you decide to reach out for help, DBS can get you the answers to your questions in a timely fashion.

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GoDaddy Domain Broker Service is a convenient and helpful way to negotiate with domain owners and ultimately purchase their domain from them. It’s an awesome service, and saves a ton of time but can also be expensive. Add to the fact that it isn’t guaranteed to work and you don’t get a refund if the sale cannot be negotiated, and some will be turned off. Still, you are paying for a service – not guaranteed results.