CoinSmart

Coin Smart! So simple, yet so complicated - the definition of cryptocurrencies. I mean, even the word cryptocurrency sounds fucked-up! Coinsmart.com - another reason for ordinary fuckers to freak out. One could easily think that the coinsmart.com website was created for Harvard-level thinkers who make millions on the stock market as their pricks and balls boil inside the smart, black pants. Think again, fuckers!

Coinsmart.com is anything but hard to understand. Despite the common belief and the resistance to anything that is out of the box, cryptocurrencies were made to make your life easier, especially if you are an adult webmaster. Intrigued yet? Well, today is your chance to find out a thing or two about crypto and coinsmart.com and finally push your joint in the proper direction. Keep reading!

Easy like Sunday morning

Do you still think I am bullshitting you? Coinsmart.com has live chat support! Any fucker, newbie, or pro, can ask anything, and the support agents will reply in a couple of minutes. To spare you the trouble, let me tell you one crucial thing – the crypto payment processing product created by coinsmart.com is named SmartPay. If you happen to stumble upon Chaturbate, and manage to focus on something other than pussies, you'll see that SmartPay is integrated there, powering all of the crypto token payments and broadcaster crypto payouts.

The homepage reveals that coinsmart.com offers a smartphone app that you can download from the App store. Designed for beginners and built for experts is the tagline, further reassuring poor fuckers that everything is gonna be ok. Namely, coinsmart.com is a crypto trading platform allowing people to sell and buy digital currencies on their desktop and mobile devices.

A walk in the park

Let's skip through the simple signing-up process before I focus on the more complicated stuff. Nice and fast. First of all, coinsmart.com was created in Canada, and it still doesn't work in all countries. At the time of this review, the application was working in 15 countries in total, and some of them are Austria, Canada, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands, and so on. Check the goddamn list, it is on the page!

Now, the application. You are supposed to enter your email address, country, password, and promo code (Only Canadian referral codes are eligible). Once you are done and get that verification email, you'll be ready to go. Basically, the application was created to help you trade crypto for your country's currency. That's all dandy, but what exactly is the point of all this crypto ordeal?

SmartPay is one of the easiest ways to accept crypto payments. You know how it works – you offer smut, horny fuckers buy it in crypto, and you get rich. Use SmartPay to send payments to models, broadcasters…people you work with. You can convert crypto into fiat in a heartbeat and enjoy payouts getting wired to your regular bank account the same day. No need to worry about chargebacks or price volatility. SmartPay should be your choice if you want to make fast crypto payouts. The amount is sent to crypto wallet addresses on the same day.

There is this clever thing called Smart Withdrawal that allows you to set your payout amount in local currency and instantly convert to crypto at stable and predictable exchange rates and low transaction fees! Sound fucking amazing! You want to integrate SmartPay – it comes with a full API/SDK ready for integration. Yeah, nerdy shit, but useful shit!

The importance of cryptocurrencies for adult webmasters

Here comes a lesson! As an adult webmaster, you deal with high-risk merchandise. Selling porn and subscriptions is something that needs to guarantee safety and anonymity. Whether they want to admit to it or not, all porn consumers care about keeping things as private as possible. Although cryptocurrencies are not actually completely untraceable, the transactions made with them are far more secure and discreet than the standard currencies. These kinds of payments are easy and convenient, which is always a big advantage. Paying members want to have as many payment options as possible. Of course, don't forget about the content.

It doesn't matter whether you are selling adult galleries, smut, digital goods, or any sort of services. Cryptocurrency payments are fast, almost instantaneous, and above all, safe. Now, what sorts of cryptocurrencies do coinsmart.com support? A shitload of them - Litecoin, Bitcoin, Cardano, Stellar, Ethereum, Chainlink...the list goes on and on, and coinsmart.com claims to add new cryptos as often as possible. So, once you get your application running and add some crypto to your account, you should start buying and selling them. Actually, you have two options - you can either exchange your crypto for your local currency or cold store your valuable crypto as long as you want.

Why customers love coinsmart.com?

Obviously, the subtitle is inspired by some shit I saw on coinsmart.com! You know, a bunch of flowers, friendly notes, encouraging thoughts, and similar crap. However, it's not a bad thing to love an app that you are using.

I have never really understood the concept of watching porn on the go, probably because my twisted brain keeps putting the prick-wanking ordeal into a scandalous, inappropriate setting. You know, I imagine grannies fainting, old men getting heart attacks...all hell breaks loose. But, when it comes to doing smart shit on the go, like selling and buying crypto, I am up for it. Chicks dig this nerd shit, and I guess it's way better than watching smut during a train ride, in a tunnel, unaware that the light is about to expose your wrongdoing any second now...

Customers like coinsmart.com because they can change their altcoin into something else without trading it for Bitcoin or Ethereum first. Once money lands on your account, you are gonna see it in your app. Of course, you are gonna get to do with your money whatever you fucking want. When it comes to the payment methods, anything goes from Interac, SEPA, Wire Transfers, and E-transfers to all cryptocurrencies. Easy peasy! Needless to say that you get to track all of your transactions in your coinsmart.com application.

Why I dig the page?

Well, first of all, it made my job a whole lot easier! I didn't have to bang my head against a wall, trying to figure out what the hell was all of this about. The thing I like the most is that coinsmart.com really is designed for both newbies and experienced webmasters. Live chat support, blogs, how-tos, and all sorts of guides were created to help the young pricks or old farts who haven't understood the concept of crypto yet, while advanced features and advanced trade tools were created for the skillful ones.

I liked the goddamn page because it is fucking informative. One of the pages clearly states the withdrawal times, working hours, stuff about terms, conditions, account verification, and all that stuff. One whole page talks about the fees, again, making my job a lot easier. Yeah, I guess I could tell you that the bank wire fee is 0% and the credit card one is up to 6%, but why waste time on explaining the obvious. Right there, in the Fee section, you will find a big-ass list of fees, mentioning anything from the withdrawal methods and crypto withdrawal fees to trading fees. Informative and easy - the essence of coinsmart.com!

The bottom line

As an adult webmaster, you need to step it up, impress, dazzle and conquer. Your visitors need to like your content first, your page needs to look hellishly good, and everything needs to run smoothly. One of the most important aspects of any adult website is to keep it hot, safe, and discreet. No fucker in his right mind would allow his mama to see some scat or pissing website in a bank account record. Coinsmart.com is your ticket to the anonymity your members are craving. Get these paying fuckers to like your site! Everything else is far less important!

Keep it simple! With all the shit that you've been doing around your website, the last thing you want to worry about is some cryptocurrency bullshit. Download the fucking app, become a member of coinsmart.com, and spare time that you can spend on finding quality content for your page. Doesn't that sound like one hell of an idea!? Why not hit that live chat support option and see if the page has what it takes to help you out?! Give it a shot! My work is done here! Adios!