DineroLoco

Dinero Loco! Oye, fuckers! Yeah, you are an adult webmaster with a severe case of back pain, who already wears glasses and drinks chamomile tea to calm his nerves, but your life is just about to get loco! I'm gonna teach you how to earn some dough, and your only job will be to promote some slutty hoes. Dinero is coming your way, and you need to catch it while it falls and shove it in your greedy pockets! Sounds like fun, ha? Meet dineroloco.com, a wild affiliate program that knows you are a horny fucker deep inside, underneath your shit-stained shorts! Earn some greens RIGHT NOW!

Hold your horses

Affiliate lures you with a selfish concept. You don't have to invest anything, and the possibility of earning big time is just around the corner. Basically, dineroloco.com is an affiliate program that wants other webmasters to promote their adult websites, drawing more paying customers to them. In response, the affiliate program pays them $35-$45$ for each new subscription. Of course, only the people who join through your referral code count. How exactly do you come to the stage where you get forty bucks from a bunch of strangers? That's why I'm here. Hold on to your hats, fuckers, the loco party is about to start!

Once you become an affiliate of dineroloco.com, you are gonna promote one of the websites that are a part of the program - Culioneros, Chiva Culiona, Costenas Locas, Cuchi Mami, and/or Nalgas Grandes. To begin with, it's enough for you to know that these are porn websites that focus on Latinas and Spanish babes and present exclusive xxx videos to the world. Now, how could anyone focus on the websites, content, and rates on a website that looks like it was made by a blind web designer born right after that nuke disaster in Japan?! For fuck's sake, dineroloco.com, do something about this obsolete shit!

You know, if I'm gonna affiliate for anyone, then it better be a professional-looking joint! I'm not gonna do it even if you resurrect Michael Jackson and make him moonwalk naked for my eyes only, but mere mortals need some eye-catching stuff too! How is anyone supposed to brag about being an affiliate of a drunk mariachi prick who says Bienvenido a Dinero Loco? It sounds like a tagline of a Spanish fast food joint where everything smells like tequila and you are afraid to scrape that white stuff from your table! Is it donut dough or the chef's spurt of jizz! Get serious!

The signup process is the next topic

One of the noteworthy things I saw in the fill-out form is that the minimum payment can be set from $300 up to $25K and that dineroloco.com sends cash to its affiliate via Paxum, wire, check, or Payoneer. Other than that, everything is pretty standard. Your name, your site's URL, contact details, and that's about it. The signup process is absolutely free.

One thing I find annoying about dineroloco.com is that is basically a one-pager that doesn't provide future affiliates with needed explanations. Another major issue is that the only way to contact the site is via email, and that shit takes time. You gotta wait for some fat prick to finish his tortilla and wank off before he finally checks his inbox and sees a random message from a random affiliate. That's not how I envision good communication between a program and an affiliate.

How much money can you earn?

That's it! I'm pulling out the big guns, doing some hard work for you horny fuckers. The site clearly states that affiliates get $40 per sale if they sell 175 or more subscriptions. Once you signup, the affiliate program gives you a unique link that is integrated in your promo tools. Let's say you pick Culioneros. Dineroloco.com gives you banners and shit, which come with your unique code. Once a person who comes to your website sees the banner, clicks on it, goes to Culioneros, and pays for the membership, you get your cut. Comprende?

Before you dip your fingers in deep waters, pay attention to fine printing. I'm not saying that dineroloco.com is some shady craphouse. All I'm saying is that the site doesn't provide much information. The language barrier is a big fuck-up, too, breaking sentences in half, mentioning paying affiliates for trials but not saying under what circumstances, and so on. Be smart! Apply the principle that you would follow if you were to bang a street hoe. Please, please, don't say that you dip it in deep twatters before you check for crabs! For fuck's sake, you are an idiot!

The site wants to build a network of affiliates

That's the whole point. These affiliate programs are created to benefit both the program and the affiliate marketer. While the webmaster who does all the promoting doesn't have to pay for anything or make any sort of investments, the websites promoted through the program get more money from subscribers. The good part is that affiliates always get as much support and help as possible because both sides benefit from successful promotions, and even better is the fact that affiliates can earn money through other affiliates. That ordeal is named a referral program.

The thing that sets dineroloco.com apart from other affiliate programs is that it presents commission in dollars instead of in percentages. Let's say it's a cooler, more straightforward way to attract other affiliates, but it's also more confusing. Dineroloco.com promises to pay $200 for each webmaster that joins the program through your referral code when that new webmaster makes at least 8 sales.

I am experienced enough to guess that this payout happens once and that that new webmaster goes about his own work without owing you any commission rate along the way. As for you, the best thing to do is not to draw any parallels between dineroloco.com and other affiliate programs and just communicate with the affiliate managers that are behind this affiliate program. Whatever you do, don't shoot in the dark.

Choose a website that you want to promote

Everyone loves big asses. All of the websites are bomb, offering exclusive content that is not so easy to come by on the web. One of the websites is similar to that bang bus ordeal, where chicks get picked up, rammed, and dumped on the sidewalk. Another one is about beach shenanigans, while one of the pages focuses on milfs and their always-wet cunts. The best approach is to choose the one that makes sense. Simply put, you gotta walk in your site's visitors' shoes for a moment and ask yourself What kind of porn do I like. Once you answer that simple question, you'll know which one of these websites would be the most suitable for you to promote.

Dineroloco.com has put a little description and the link to each of the websites on its homepage. Before you dig into the above-mentioned twatters, you need to do some research and consult with the managers behind the loco place. They will come up with the best promo solution and make sure you get all the things you need to succeed. That's why you need to enter your website's URL into that fill-out form.

Tailor-made promo tools are the most effective ones. It's not a coincidence that all porn websites are packed with Make your dick longer shit. Have you seen any of those ads on my websites? Nope, because I don't need your money. I need your websites to get bigger and stronger, so I would have someone to compete with. I don't want to linger in this luxurious world for the rest of my day all alone.

The only thing you have to invest is your time

It takes time to earn the dough mentioned on dineroloco.com, although it sounds like some mindless bullshit that even a blind man could pull off. Affiliate marketing is performance-based, and that means that you really need to step it up to make it work. Promoting needs to make sense, and it needs to redirect the right audience to the right place. It's not gonna happen overnight, but it will happen eventually if you keep your eyes on the prize. Go loco, earn those greens, and invest them back into your website. It's the only way to reach those goddamn stars! Make it happen!