HilltopAds

Hilltop Ads! Few things suck more than seeing your hard-earned ad dollars get taken away from you for bullshit things like transaction fees. A hooker who hangs outside of a dollar general is one of those things that sucks more. You know the one. The slut with the shittily bedazzled jean jacket and shorts that barely hide her stretch-mark riddled thighs. But, yeah, having your money taken away for mysterious fees or charges can fucking blow. And there are so many ad networks that seem to think it’s okay to do that. It’s almost common practice at this point.

That’s not the case for Hilltopads.com. They promise zero fees across the board. The money that you earn is yours. They work off of CPM, have direct publishers, an advanced targeting system, and they give you the benefit of a 24/7 support team to back you up. But those features are simply the tip of the iceberg. You get a ton more from a company that has been in the ad space since 2013. 2013 may not seem like that long ago to some of you old bastards, but that’s a decade of industry experience.

A Full Suite of Self-Service Tools for Advertisers

These guys boast being an easy self-service platform for you kinky advertisers out there. If you have a sex toy that’s hitting the market, a board game for naughty couples, or a sexy porn tube all about extreme anal penetrations that you need to spread the word about, then this looks like the place you’d want to be. You can make use of an intricate self-service platform that lays out all of the features and aspects of your ad campaign for you.

Unfortunately, there’s a catch. I knew this all sounded a little too good to be true. It’s like finding a kinky slut at a bar who wants to bring you in on a three-way. She’ll either be crazy, have some STD, or surprise you with her girthy cock. This site whips out its dick and tells you that they won’t service websites with porn, nor will they run anything but clean ads. Ouch.

24/7 Support Team, Full GEO Coverage, and Real-Time Performance Tracking

It’s worth mentioning that their site looks dope, sleek and premium. It has moving graphics and some killer graphic design work. That’s always a good sign of what is to come. If a site cares enough to make itself look good, then you know they’ve put in the blood, sweat, and cum required to make their services good enough to back up that premium feel.

Now, they do have a support team here. That’s key if you don’t know what you’re doing, but don’t be intimidated at the thought of running your own campaign. They give you the keys to the Ferrari and essentially let you fuck around with the cruise control. It’s not like you’ll crash and burn. They still do the heavy lifting and get your ads on publisher sites that fit your target audience. It’s simply up to you to keep track of performance and request swaps if you think you want your ads to be somewhere else.

Run Pop-unders, Native Ads, Video Pre-rolls, Push Notifications, and/or Banners

And you can spread the word about your vibrating, self-warming pocket pussy across the globe with Hilltopads’ insane coverage. Just make sure to pitch it as a massager or something and you should be fine. They cover all GEOs. That’s right, every single one of them. They can even target specific operating systems and devices. If you want to hit the final Blackberry users with some waifu pillow ads, then by all means, go for it. They also make sure that all of the traffic and impressions that come your way are verified. Never get your hopes crushed by bots, scammers, or fraudulent sources again.

They have a solid selection of ad formats for publishers and advertisers alike. You can run pop-unders, native, video, push notifications, direct links, and banner ads. And these guys claim to be the best pop-under network out there. That means you’ll still rake in the dosh on your campaign or site even if visitors have an ad blocker installed. So, your precious impressions will never be cock-blocked by those pesky browser extensions ever again.

Ads that Beat Ad-Blockers!

Publishers get a rotating selection of ad companies and networks to choose from. You won’t get stuck with the same old selection of ads for months at a time. Your site will always have some fresh ad content from any number of their direct advertisers. And, get this, you can get paid anonymously through BITCOIN. Fucking finally.

I highly recommend checking out Hilltopads’ media kit. It’s down at the bottom of the page. This PDF lays out who they target and how many impressions they get from every GEO they cover. And they claim to have tailored solutions and plans available for individuals. You won’t have to deal with getting locked into some sub-optimal cookie-cutter campaign or package. They care about the person behind the screen.

Land Incredible Deals by Bidding on Ad Space in Real-Time

I don’t know why they hide it here, but they offer advertisers real-time bids on premium bits of site real estate. So, you can land some solid deals if you are quick on the draw. And then they flex on you fucks and name drop some of their big-name partners like AliExpress, Favbet, Mobusi, and Kromtech. They can get those advertisers on your site instead of some shitty sites that nobody has heard about. That’s how you bring in the stacks. You need names that people know and trust already.

Pornwebmaster’s Favorite Features

This site offers some incredible features. They pay in BITCOIN and target every single GEO across the fucking globe. They have a self-service toolset that lets you manage any aspect of your ad campaign. And they are paired with some big-name companies that can bring you the impressions that you need to keep doing whatever you’re doing full-time. They have a wide range of ad formats that can get past pesky ad blockers and shit like that. They are a kick-ass ad network that can really help you grow.

Is it a cop-out to mention the interactive graphic on the front page? I enjoy that kind of shit way too much. It’s like having some bitch walk-in topless. How are you not going to play with her perky knockers? Anyway, the site itself was easy to browse. They had all of the information needed in plain bullet points. I didn’t have to go delving through any annoying menus or anything like that to find out what I needed to know.

Pornwebmaster’s Suggestions

Let the horny masses advertise their porn or monetize their fetish blogs! Fuck all of that stuff about brand safety. Throw that all away for dancing sluts, penis pills, and fetish ads. Okay, yeah, I get why they won’t or can’t play those ads. It’s just such a damn shame since this network is incredible in all other aspects. You might be able to get a little bit of wiggle room if you call these cucks up and try to get a personal ad solution. But I wouldn’t get your hopes up too much. Their privacy policy and terms of use are pretty strict when it comes to sexual content. Bummer. Well, if you have an SFW site or something close to it, then you might be able to make this network work with you.

Pornwebmaster’s Final Thoughts

This is a premium network with some insanely good features, packages, and support. They’ll get your ads shown across the globe on some of the biggest online marketplaces out there.