SEOClerks

You’ll notice I’ve got SEO Clerks listed several times on this site under different categories. I have my reasons. They’ve got several different types of offers that straight up fit completely different industries, so I felt it best to just talk about them separately. This review is all about the freelancers. Specifically, it’s about why you would even want to hire someone on SEOClerks instead of, say, Upwork or Freelancers. There’s always Reddit, too. So, what makes SEOClerks stand out? Why would you go here instead of their competitors? I’ve come up with a few really good reasons.

I’ll be going through their offers and some of their freelancers to try and figure out this site's general vibe. They’re not exactly famous among webmasters, so I think I’ll have to really go through all of this information with a fine-tooth comb. The funny thing is, they don’t have to beat Upwork at their own game to be the better choice here. Upwork’s a monopoly, with Freelancer being lucky enough to stay afloat as an alternative.

Smaller sites like SEOClerks are your potential godsend that might help you undercut services like Upwork. There are ups and downs to rolling with a smaller freelancer site, and we’ll get to that. Let me set up a metaphor first. Upwork is like a 10 out of 10 blonde with fake tits who scratches your cock with her teeth when she goes down on you. SEOClerks is a little known crackhead with no teeth, but she’ll suck the cock like it’s the last damn thing she gets to do on this damn Earth. She’s uglier and she smells, but she knows what she’s doing and she’s desperate. Webmasters are pretty damn desperate too, sometimes; so it’s a match made in heaven.

Dirt Low Prices

Here’s something you don’t see every day, at least, not on Upwork. The average package deal on this site ranges between $20 and $50. What do I mean by package deal? Well, these freelancers charge so little for the work that they do; they have to bundle their services in packages, else you’d have to quite literally pay them in peanuts. So, instead of buying one article, you buy a hundred of them, at a dollar a pop. Granted, 50 articles for $50 is insane and you’ll probably just receive a zip file with a picture of Ron Jeremy’s cock in your inbox if you were to take someone up on that offer, but, my point stands. There are tons of freelancers on this site that bundle their offers in cheap and affordable packages, so you get a shitton of work done for one single payment.

Let’s look at a few of them. I’m seeing some dude offer 100+ high-quality backlinks to boost your web authority. He even guarantees a domain authority of over 95 for the sites the backlinks would be placed on. Sounds too good to be true, I know. But, the offer’s right there and he’s got a ton of positive reviews. Hell, he’s got five out of five stars. People really seem to like this guy. So, I’m more than confident that he’s worth hiring. It’s not that I think that this one dude is going to solve all of your backlinks problems. But, for $15, I’d love to hire someone with a ton of experience and a five-star rating, even if they happen to cock up the job a little bit. How badly could he fuck up, really?

Why These Freelancers Are Here

This is just a theory, so don’t quote me on it, but I have a feeling that these freelancers are literally the runt of the litter that were left out in the rain by other, bigger freelancing sites. They’re the undesirables that couldn’t find work on larger websites. Or, they’re cross-posting across several different websites because they’re smart. There’s also a gigantic demographic of people from countries that are considered less than perfect on popular freelancing platforms. I know of a lot of countries that I am not going to name drop here that are kind of notorious for their unreliable freelancers. Well, the thing no-one wants to admit is that even if you get fucked by a ton of freelancers from one specific country, there are still a ton of great freelancers there whose reputation suffers.

All of these desperate souls and more will be found on SEOClerks, willing to offer you bargain bin deals on all kinds of high-quality SEO freelance work. It’s not that you’re here to violently undercut people and deflate their economy or whatever. You’re hiring people who know how to make the most of their time and their talents and it just so happens that they don’t value their time as much as say, a US freelancer might. You need to make use of international manpower price differences if you’re going to be a proper player. It’s the same in business as it is in sex. An American girl might bend over for you over caviar and fine wine, but an Asian girl is down to fuck after a fancy rice bowl and a movie. And, since Asian pussy and American pussy are interchangeable, you might as well roll with the cheaper date. The same logic applies here on SEOClerks.

So Many SEO Optimizations

I didn’t even know there were this many different types of SEO optimization until I dove into SEOClerks’s offers at random. Yes, I know you can post backlinks on quality sites and increase your web authority, but I didn’t know about all of this minutiae. There’s so much random garbage that distinguishes one freelancer from another. It actually makes it kind of hard to figure out exactly who to hire and for what purpose. It can also be difficult to foresee how two freelancers might clash if you hire them in tandem without having them work together.

Some of these offers use plain English to promise you that they will increase your search engine ranking and make efforts to make you the top result. Others, they get a bit technical. I don’t know which of these I prefer. On the one hand, the holistic freelancers will take the entire load off your hands and they will decide what your site needs. So, they’re a sort of one-size-fits-all deal.

The specific freelancers who perform one kind of optimization, well, they don’t tell you whether they’re exactly what you need. It’s kind of like the difference between buying a new carburetor and just taking your car to the shop so that they can figure out whether you even need a carburetor or you’re just out of gas. You can’t know unless you yourself are an SEO expert. And, if you’re an SEO expert, what the fuck are you doing hiring freelancers on SEOClerks?

Building a Team

So you see, choosing the right freelancer on SEOClerks is a bit of a catch 22. You either hire someone super specific, unsure whether that’s the right call, or you hire someone holistic and trust that they’ll make the right call for you. I suggest a middle-man approach, especially if you’ve got the money to afford it. If you’re not an SEO expert yourself, hire an SEO expert and have them suggest further hires. Or, just pay them the package deal and have them hire people for you. It doesn’t matter.

What I’m saying is, you need an employee whose payment will be contingent on whether they actually do a good job with your site. If you hire someone to write 100 articles and they do a great job, then the articles do nothing for your SEO; you can’t just ask for a refund. They did indeed write 100 articles for you, so you have no grounds to actually ask for your money back.

But, if you hire an SEO expert to manage your site and bring you up a specific number of search result rankings, well, you can actually request a refund or withhold payment, if your actual contract said that this person has to increase your ranking in order to earn their pay. Then, if they’re doing their job right, you can actually loosen the purse strings and have them hire more people and eventually grow your porn empire through that person. Think of it as an emperor recruiting a talented lord to do work for you. Emperors aren’t supposed to get their hands dirty, after all.

SEOClerks is a great site with a ton of potential and an uncountable number of talented freelancers at low prices. I think you owe it to yourself to check them out, especially if you think you’ll need SEO optimizations in the near future. You don’t have to hire anyone to make use of this site. At the very least, browse through the offers and see what people are buying and what they are selling. You’ll learn a lot about current trends in SEO in the industry.