SoloPornoItaliani

Solo Porno Italiani! We all know Italians are famous for their pasta, pizzas, and pretty much food in general, but where do they stand when it comes to porn? I personally haven't spent too much time looking up various porn scenes with Italian pornstars, but to be honest, I didn't really give a fuck ever about the country from which the porn comes as long as it's good. As far as I can see, solopornoitaliani.xxx offers both videos and images, and I can tell you that the numbers are in thousands. So, whether the scenes are good or not, you will find plenty of various images and videos, so the chances of you striking out with porn here are really small!

From what I've seen, I got the feeling that these scenes are either mostly amateur or the quality just fucking sucks. Now, that's me speaking based on what I've seen on thumbnails, so let's just not jump to conclusions. Usually, when I see a shitty thumbnail picture, I just know the video is even worse, but is that what's going on here. Well, not really. I was actually surprised to find videos of higher quality, even though they looked like shit from the very beginning!

Now, when it comes to thumbnails of photo galleries, I just know they are screwing with people. How the fuck can you pick some of these pictures to represent your galleries. For example, a close-up image of a nasty hairy pussy is not the way to go. You could have chosen any other picture from the gallery, and I know there are much better because I've seen them!

Everything is in Italian

I mean, this shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone since I mentioned in the beginning that we are talking about Italian porn. However, I fucking hate using sites that don't offer the English version. It wasn't a problem for me to find my way around the site because I have a shit ton of experience with sites in all kinds of languages, but for someone just getting here and craving some mind-blowing porn, it might not be as easy unless he knows the language!

You can figure out what a couple of sections mean because they are pretty much the same as in English, but others not so much. So, I'd recommend enabling the translation addon because it will help you out. Honestly speaking, you won't be doing much other than picking one of the videos or photo galleries, but if you happen to be one of the curious ones and want to see all the things this place has, translating the site into a language you know will pay out in the end!

The Italian language is not the only thing that confuses me. For example, you will find a couple of top categories and Italian pornstars on the left side, which is good to know, but what the fuck do those numbers mean? Every one of these babes or categories has some sort of a rating number or some other shit that I have no idea what it means. If I had to guess, these would be ratings of the things you're looking at! So, who gives these ratings? Do members rate performers, or are these ratings taken from some other place?

So much more videos than images

If I had to pick between photos and videos, I wouldn't think for a second because I know I would never turn down a fucking fantastic video. However, when it comes to photo sets, I'm sure I would skip a few because I just don't enjoy them as much as movies. In the case of videos, you just press the play button, and you are good to go, but when it comes to pics, you have to switch between them manually because there's no sight of the slideshow option.

At the moment, they have roughly 12k photo galleries, which is not the worst thing, but certainly not the best considering this is a free porn site. Now, you probably wouldn't think much of it, but how about when you hear that there are almost seven times as many videos? Yes, you've heard that right; they have nearly 100k videos in this free porn collection, but the quantity means shit if the quality is not on point, right?

There was a reason why I suspected there were many amateur videos and images here, and now I know why. It appears that you can upload your stuff to the collection here, but I'm not really sure how that works. There are no instructions here, but the process seems pretty straightforward here.

Uploading porn

This is where translation comes in handy because if I kept using the site all in Italian, I wouldn't notice I could even upload porn if I wanted to. They made this button stand out by making it red, but I still don't know how to say upload in Italian. Anyway, you can choose between images, videos, and a couple of other things, and once you decide what you want to contribute to Solo Porno Italiani, you can begin uploading. You just choose the file you wish to upload, and that's about it.

I made it seem like an effortless and quick thing to do, which is not far from the truth, but it takes some time. It looks like not everything is approved here, so your video or photo gallery might not get published if it sucks. I'm not really sure what the requirements here are because I've seen some really crappy stuff, and the minimum required resolution is 120 x 120 pixels. If you know a thing or two about video quality, you'll know that the resolution I just mentioned looks worse than anything you've seen so far!

Short and long scenes

It would be nice if there was a way to figure out how many videos were long and how many were short, but I just can't seem to figure that out. Some videos are as short as a couple of seconds, and others last for more than half an hour. That's a pretty big difference, wouldn't you agree? However, the thing I did notice is that most of the videos are relatively short, so it's better not to hope to find some full scenes that look amazing. If you come across them, it will come as a surprise!

They are seriously lacking some features here because there are almost none. Besides picking one of the categories or using the search bar to search for tags, you can't do shit. They don't even have sorting options, which seems pretty odd to me. Usually, it's the other way around! Anyway, It seems to me that if you are looking for some excellent Italian porn, you will have to do a lot of scrolling and clicking on the next page button because I don't see an easier way!

I think you will agree with me when I say that a collection with nearly 100.000 videos must have some advanced search features. They don't seriously expect us to keep doing all the work by ourselves, right? It would take way too much time, and honestly, I would lose interest quite quickly if I couldn't find what I was looking for.

The videos cannot be downloaded, meaning you will only be able to watch them online. However, you can download pictures, but not like you would usually do. Instead, you have to download images individually instead of getting the ZIP files. I can't be ungrateful, but there's no way in hell someone is going to download a ton of images one by one!

Big collection with not-so-good porn

It's not nice of me to say that the collection they have is not that good, but it's true. I've seen way too many scenes that really suck. The resolution is not even the biggest problem here. Some videos last under a minute, and honestly, you can't see shit in that period. I used to complain about videos that were a couple of minutes long, but compared to the stuff I've seen here, those videos are God-given!

SoloPornoItaliani offers both videos and images, but the size of the video collection is much bigger. There are over 10.000 photo galleries, which is not bad, but some of those photo sets have one or just a couple of images, so you won't really see anything special in those cases. Other galleries have more pictures, and you might actually find something interesting there.

The thing that seems the best thing here, and there aren't that many good things here, is that you can upload your own shit. If you have some images or pictures to share, you can do so quite easily. That kind of explains the shitty quality of some scenes, but it's nice to know there's a place where you can share your work with the rest of the world!