AWMProxy

You’re not still browsing the internet and doing shit with your name and location out there, are you? Come on, don’t go about your shit like that. It’s like sticking your dick into a random gas station glory hole. Worst case scenario, you leave that situation with a splinter and some brown on your shaft. Fuck all of that. You need to be protected. You fucks need to wrap your data up in a nice protective condom that ensures your personal and private data stays private. Besides, most sites these days are handing that shit out as party favors to any company or enforcement agency with a few bucks in their pocket.

You need a proxy. And you fucks don’t want the cheap ones that barely get the job done. If you’ve only got a few bucks in your account that you’re saving for a waifu body pillow, then this site isn’t going to be for you. Awmproxy.com houses tons of professional-grade proxies that will let you do all sorts of shit. You don’t come here to get a single proxy. They sell thousands of them so that you can use them for work, bots, downloads, or whatever it is that you need a bunch of them for. I’m not here to ask too many questions, alright? You do what you have to do. I’m just the messenger.

Basic IPv4 Proxies Available in Very Large Package Deals

This site is about as basic and business-orientated as they come. But, hey, that just comes with the territory. I’m not coming to this site for the crazy good design or anything. It’s grey, grey, and more grey. It feels like I wandered into an abandoned office building, only there aren’t any smokin’ hot secretaries around. The main page lays out all of the important information for you fucks.

Now, these are all IPv4 proxies. Let’s get that out of the way before we get too deep into this. And, yeah, it’s a bit of a bummer. IPv6 is like IPv4’s hotter, more secure sister. It’s not that these proxies are bad or not secure; it’s just that they could be a lot more secure, especially given the high price premium that you’ll be dishing out for these. But these proxies are also unidentified. These are fresh proxies that aren’t recorded in any databases or anything like that. So you can rest assured that you’re getting a secure connection every time.

Over 350,000 Rotating Proxies Guaranteed not to be Blacklisted or Detected

And they have no shortage of the damn things. Awmproxy has over 350,00 proxies circulating in its database. A good portion of them are located in Europe and Russia, but you can get plenty from different regions all around the world. They have a page that breaks down how many proxies are available in which region and even has some located in central city hubs for faster connections. I didn’t notice any glaring gaps or blind spots. This site has fairly good coverage of the entire goddamn globe.

You won’t have to download any crazy or clunky software to use this service. You can get easy-to-use browser extensions on Chrome and Firefox currently. Opera support is on its way as well. Just keep in mind that a proxy is only going to obscure the data in your browser. So you’re on your own when it comes to external applications and services. And if you’re unsure how to work this shit, don’t worry. This site has a handy illustrated guide that shows you how to get it up and running, though it looks like they’re using fucking Windows 95 or something. They could definitely use some new graphics to make this service look up to date.

Try a Few Free Proxies Out Without any Sign-Up or an Account

If you’ve got more questions, you can shoot these guys an email or check out the FAQ page. It covers most of the basics. But let’s get down to the nitty-gritty details that you proxy-loving bastards want to hear about. Believe it or not, they have a few free proxies. Yeah, yeah, I know I told the cheap fucks to get the hell out. That’s because this list is pretty limited and can be blacklisted by sites since they are known. So it’s not the most secure experience, and I only recommend it for less sensitive tasks.

For the real deal, you’ll want to jump over to the “price” section to take a look at possible plans. Unfortunately, there aren’t any free trials. In fact, the cheapest plan is for one single day of access, and that’s going to run you a staggering 50 bucks. Hot damn, they’re really milking people for every dollar that they can. Granted, you do get access to upwards of 20,000 proxies for that day. So, yeah, I’ll take that – you can accomplish just about anything with that number of proxies. Well, except for exceeding 1GB of traffic in a day. They limit you to that on just about every plan except for a couple of Google and Instagram plans.

Expensive Premium Plans Starting at $50 for One Day of Use

And it doesn’t get cheaper from there. A 30-day membership lands you 12,000 proxies with 350 simultaneous connections for $190. A 30-day membership with 20,000 proxies and 2,000 connections goes for $390. And, lastly, a 30-day plan with 200,000 proxies and 4,000 connections is going to run you a whopping 900 bucks a month. Sheesh. That’s not chump change. That’s some serious dosh.

If you’re looking to stay under the radar from start to finish, then you can pay for this service with Bitcoin. Though you’ll have to jump through some weird hoops like dealing with an individual person instead of just using the site. It’s fucking weird. They have a list of sellers you have to pick and choose from instead of sending dosh directly to a cryptocurrency wallet.

Pornwebmaster’s Favorite Features

These are some serious proxies. You’ll be hard-pressed to find other services that deal in this sort of quantity while still ensuring that said proxies are fresh and undiscovered by search engines and sites. The ones handing out thousands for pennies on the dollar probably wouldn’t be able to protect your location and identity from most sites. Or, more likely, most of the cheap proxies are already discovered and blocked by any sites worth visiting. These guys made sure to only deal in the good shit.

And it was cool that they had some free proxies to work with. Sure, you can’t do anything too serious or sensitive with these proxies, but they were nice to check out without having to commit to at least a $50 purchase right away. This way, you can take a peek and see if a proxy is suitable for your use case and scenario before breaking the bank.

Pornwebmaster’s Suggestions

I’d like to see a free trial or at least a less expensive daily trial. Let me get my hands on a handful of proxies for a day or two for just a few bucks instead of it being so goddamn pricey. I get it. This is a service aimed at businesses and individuals with a good deal of cash to burn. But let us lowly fucks give this luxury car a test drive first. And update the site design. It’s so boring. Give it a little bit of flair to draw people in. Let me see a sleek logo and a dark theme. Spruce it up a bit. Oh, step this shit up to IPv6, or at least have some options with IPv6 proxies. I want the extra secure stuff. I want my data and information to be under lock and key. And I’m sure plenty of you cucks feel the same way.

Pornwebmaster’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Awmproxy.com offers some high-quality proxies that are worth it if you’re able to front the initial cost. This good shit doesn’t come cheap. But, you business owners or entrepreneurs trying to get savvy will find a lot of use in these proxies. Where else are you going to get 20,000 of the damn things with thousands of supported simultaneous connections? And, really, the price isn’t too bad considering the sheer number of connections that you can get. Plus, you can try a few proxies out for free, even if they don’t quite represent what the premium ones will be like. I highly recommend that you cucks go check this site out and get your hands on some premium proxies.