Fixed

I’ve come across too many fucked up websites in my career. The homepage is slow, you can screw a bitch by the time the videos load, everything is just too damn horrible. What do I do then? I close the shit and write a bad review. If you are running an adult WordPress website, you need to know that it has to be fast, or you’ll end up losing traffic. Don’t get me started on your profits. So, you need Fixed.net. This is a crew of WP technicians that ensure your website is up and running. They fix bugs and errors, and much more. So, who are these guys?

Fixed.net’s live chat support

The overall impression about the Fixed.net website is that it is modern, packed with info, and easy to use. They’ve somehow managed to find the right balance, offering lots of information about what they do, but not too much to seem pushy. In the right corner of the homepage, I spotted the live chat support box. That’s what I call support! Imagine someone hacking your place, or you stumble upon stupid malware. With the Live support option, you get help in a couple of seconds. This is an absolute must for everyone who’s in the biz of fixing and maintaining WordPress websites.

Fixed.net makes everything so damn easy! To get started, you’ll need to fill in the address of your website and choose the type of software you are using. The options are Magento, WordPress, Opencart, Prestashop, Shopify, and Custom PHP. However, you can use the Live chat support without all of that. Let’s say you are a complete noob when it comes to all of this. Click on the blue icon in the bottom right corner of the screen and type your message. You can attach a document too. Now, you need to wait for the agent to reply, and it usually happens in just a few minutes. Bravo Fixed.net!

Fixed.net offering quick fixes

Let’s say you are reluctant to choose a plan before you see who you are dealing with. It’s legit. Fixed.net offers anything from WP theme and plugin support, error and bug fixing, to malware cleanup and security. Again, I will set an example to help you realize how all of this works in real life. Once again, let’s say you are running a porn website, and all of a sudden, something gets fucked up. Again, let’s say you’re a stubborn motherfucker who doesn’t wanna choose a plan right away. That’s why Fixed.net created a one-time fix system that costs £49.

So how to choose this option? You need to make a request first. Fixed.net needs to know your website address and the type of software it uses. Once again, you can use the Live Chat support option if you get stuck in the process. The average response time is under two minutes. So, the team of pros get in touch with you and find out everything about your problem. What next? Well, nothing. You can watch porn, set up a profile on a dating site, or have lunch. How the fuck should I know! They do their job, and you pay. That’s it! These guys promise to give you a refund if you are not happy with their work.

A number of subscription plans on Fixed.net

Fixed.net offers bulk discounts, meaning you pay less if you have more than one website that needs to be taken care of. I will focus on the subscription plans for one website because that is the most common case. The first plan is called Care, and it costs £29 per month, per site, billed annually. The plan includes managed hosting, maintenance, 24/7 support, monitoring, security, backups, and SSL certificate. This is a good start for everyone who would like to test the waters. As you can see, it’s more affordable than the quick-fix option.

The Unlimited plan costs £59 per month, per site, billed annually. Here you have everything that’s included in the Care plan, plus the unlimited number of tasks. The Complete plan is £139. Did you think I wasn’t gonna say per month, per site, billed annually? Well think again! This plan has everything that the Unlimited one has, plus dedicated hosting, PageSpeed + CoreWebVitals Score Booster, and PCI Compliance. As it is usually the case, the pricier plans are usually better and more affordable long term, but you need to make sure to choose the one that suits your needs. It’s always possible to switch between the plans.

WordPress security

Fixed.net says that they clean hacked websites and make sure it doesn’t happen again. Once again, they mention the £49 price for a one-time fix. You have to deal with malware? Your WP goes crazy on you, and you don’t know what to do?! The Fixed.net team takes care of the malware, takes a full copy of your website, and runs it through their database. Apparently, there is around 15 million malware software that can’t wait to fuck up your collection of porn. They identify the little fucker, kick his ass off and tell him to go to hell and never come back!

The Total WordPress Security plan costs £29 per month. Of course, the first thing you should know is that you have support available 24/7. Fixed.net keeps your WordPress website updated, they scan it twice per day to check if everything runs smoothly, they protect your precious place from hackers, malware, or spam, and they keep you informed on how your website is doing. Scroll down to the bottom of the Security page and find the FAQ section. Here, you find out how hackers work, how they find weak spots, and so on. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a thing or two and learn how to take care of your website.

Fixed.net’s affiliate program

Fixed.net offers an affiliate program, meaning that you can promote them and earn a commission for it. This marketing method is very popular because you don’t need your own product to actually earn some money. All you need is a set of banners, links, ads, whatever. Fixed.net provides their affiliates with promotion tools. In some cases, you need a website or at least a blog, and in others, you can post affiliate links on your social media. Depending on the plan, affiliate marketers get paid per click or per action.

When it comes to Fixed.net’s affiliate program, they promise their affiliates a cut of the profit up to $100. Of course, the more people you manage to reach, the bigger the commission. There’s a neat table of tiers on the website that explains it all. Namely, if you successfully promote Fixed.net to 1-4 people in a period of 30 days, you get $35 for one-time tasks and $50 for a maintenance plan. If the number of people that come to Fixed.net through your recommendation is between 5-24, you’ll get a $50 commission for one-time tasks and $100 for a maintenance plan.

More things to do on Fixed.net

You don’t have to have a certain issue with your WordPress website to cooperate with Fixed.net. Their crew of technicians also do Audits. Every website that has paid for any maintenance plan has a chance to make the best out of the Audit option. In practice, this means that Fixed.net checks if you have any problems that you might not see, document all of it, and give you suggestions on how to turn your place into a top-notch piece of art.

Is all of this confusing? Do you need more info and want to actually understand how WordPress works? You can always check out the Blog section. In here, you’ll find plenty of articles on URL blacklisting, how to protect your website, how to increase traffic, and facts about SEO. In a nutshell, Fixed.net is a serious website with a team of professionals who know how to deal with WordPress.

The final word

I must say I’m impressed. I’ve checked a couple of reviews and found out that Fixed.net has a five-star rating. Users love this place because of the live support, plenty of options, and a great website that gives plenty of useful info. The only downfall is that now you won’t have any excuse for running a shitty, slow website. I suggest you invest a little, get that porn place of yours up and running, and see how all of that money comes back to your pockets. Great stuff!