VXS Billing

Being an adult webmaster is fucking hard! Like it's not enough that you have to worry about traffic, content, and promotion, but you have to deal with dull and complicated payment processes. The shitty old days are over! Meet vxs.com, the website that looks professional and knowledgeable while promising all sorts of great stuff to all webmasters around the world. Does it sound promising? Yeah, fuckers! You know you needed this review! Here we go!

What is this joint about?

All I know is that sometimes I need a break from obscene, shameless, and slutty hoes on those motherfucking porn joints! Sometimes, I want to read big chunks of text regarding payments, credit cards, crypto, hosting, and other spectacularly interesting stuff! Thank you for allowing me to do this and for reading my review. Vxs.com offers payment processing services and internet hosting. Vxs.com basically functions as a payment service provider for banks.

This is a Dutch platform, but that sure doesn't mean that vxs.com is focused on Europe only. The whole idea is to set up a merchant account, which is a special kind of business account that can be used to make or accept payments. As simple as that! To further simplify things, you are required to have this merchant account if you are running a premium porn website or sell any kind of content or products online. This is where vxs.com comes into play.

Let's focus on important stuff now

Yeah, all of this sounds fucking great, but it does come at a cost. VirtualXS or vxs.com focus on the transactions made by credit cards and other payment methods. The system named VXSBill is used to clear all Maestro, Visa, Mastercard, Ideal, and Sofort transactions. Phone billing is also an option. Hey, I am writing this review to help adult webmasters, right!?

You fuckers do know that payments in the adult business are seen as high risk. I mean, if someone steals your credit card, what's the first thing he will buy? Yeah, that's right! He will spend all of your precious greens on porn! Vxs.com promises to take care of you, handling anything from chargeback to retrieval and fraud management.

So, you are determined to follow my advice and set up a merchant account. Great! In the Pricing banks section on vxs.com, you'll see a little Get a quotation option where you'll need to enter your company's data like the name, address, and similar shit. Then again, the website does say that the setup fee for a merchant account is €135, and the transaction fee is 2.0 - 4.7%, depending on the transaction volume.

There is also this part that focuses on VirtualXS and the prices that include everything from 3D Secure service to fraud handling. In this case, the VXSBill rates are - free account setup, €50 per website/per month, and €100 Euro per merchant account/per month. Soup anyone! This shit is fucking boring, but it is important, so stay tuned!

Let's get back to less important stuff now

Every job has its ups and downs. I have a blast reviewing premium porn joints, but payment platforms bore the shit out of me! It is what it is! Pornstars enjoy fucking, but washing their assholes with a hose prior to the anal banging scene is a bitch! You know, shit happens! Seriously now, it is impossible to run any kind of online business without a merchant account. Now, why would you choose vxs.com to help you with this aspect of your biz!

First of all, I am talking about a long-standing platform that was launched in 1999. The same year when Jenna Jamison turned me into her eternal fan with her spectacular acting skills in Flashpoint. Never mind! Vxs.com seems to love talking about themselves (which I never do), claiming to have come a long way since they deal with credit card processing only, blah, blah, blah. In the meantime, they started working on debit card support, affiliate marketing, white-label solutions, etc. Vxs.com is one of the rare independent payment service providers that don't need support from third parties.

Speaking of support, the only way to contact vxs.com is via a contact form where you need to enter data like company name, address, and your message, of course. For some reason, I always expect these kinds of websites to have live chat support. I mean, lots of pricks out there don't know shit about payments and how the whole process works. I had used my credit card a million times in my life but had never given it much thought before I started developing pornwebmasters.com! If there was live chat support on vxs.com, I would definitely have a couple of questions, and having the chance to communicate with The Dude is not something you should take lightly. I am talking to you, vxs.com!

What's in it for adult webmasters?

You don't have to be a freaking genius to understand that there is a reason why I am reviewing vxs.com! Let's say that you are a complete idiot who doesn't know how to run a premium website. You are selling feet pictures online, and you need help, or you sell those edible panties that you have tried on a couple of times, but there are still a couple of candies that are good to eat. I don't know, I am making this shit up! What you need to know is that vxs.com has lots of experience in dealing with recurring billing. You must have heard about the phrase! That's that shit when premium websites charge you a membership fee every month.

This platform will take care of trial periods and chargebacks and protect your website from payment fraud, which is one of the most important things for any adult website. Vxs.com knows everything about affiliate management, meaning it significantly simplifies the whole commission payment process and so on. On the website's homepage, in the products sections, you'll get to educate yourself on all sorts of payment options, from regular credit cards to online banking solutions. When it comes to these recurring memberships, these are automatically rebilled at pre-defined price points, making sure that it is done on schedule. Easy and useful!

When it comes to frauds, the integrated AVS system checks stuff like IP addresses and checks if these addresses are on any sort of blacklists. The crew behind vxs.com does this manually, too, if that is necessary, to avoid any fuck ups. I am talking about anything from one-click purchases to membership upgrades and membership cancellations. Don't get me started on payment pages in fourteen different languages. One of the most important things for newbie webmasters is that vxs.com makes all complicated data understandable for anyone who cooperates with them. You won't lose any data along the way and have a team of experts to back you up when things get rough.

A couple of other things to mention before the end

Another "product" offered by vxs.com is internet hosting. C'mon now, I am not a teacher in a kindergarten! If you don't know what internet hosting is, Google is your friend. Simply put, with vxs.com as your partner, you won't have to worry about running dedicated lines and keeping your web environment safe.

On top of that, experts will help you resolve all sorts of hardware or software problems, help you with network issues, help install server equipment, repair it and execute scripts. A group of engineers keep a close eye on operations happening on servers, detect any issues, and resolve them in a heartbeat without jeopardizing service. Vxs experts use the so-called Flame system that works like a charm.

With vxs.com, you will have fewer worries on your mind. Knowing that someone is there to help you out when you get stuck is a great feeling, especially for adult webmasters who already have to deal with fierce competition, website design, user experience, and SEO. If any of this sounds too complicated, don't worry. You still have plenty of time to learn, and I am here to help you along the way. If it sounds easy and cheap, give it a go! Don't waste your time and energy on stuff that can be resolved simply by a team of smart and hardworking people who know what they are doing. Spend a couple of bucks a month, and focus on your content! See ya!