ApexonPay

Apexon Pay! Beta wankers who’ve never run a damn thing in their lives think running a porn site is all tits, dicks, and a few kinky clips slapped together. Newsflash, dickheads! The real game isn’t just uploading smut. It’s making sure the money flows in, and that’s the part most clowns don’t even fucking think about!

Porn is global. At least every serious webmaster wants their site to be. Yeah, getting the dough from the Ohio dude is nice, but you also want horny bastards in Timbuktu to whip out their wallets without a problem. That’s where apexonpay.com struts in. They’re one of those global payment processors that actually handles your cash, so yeah, they deal with the money. Now, let’s fucking tear into the details. Andale!

They have been around since 2019

Apexonpay.com has been around since 2019. That's like six or seven years, and you gotta know that, in the harsh world of porn payments, that’s basically ancient history. Most payment processors for adult sites croak quicker than your boner after walking in on your grandma. If they’re still standing after all these years, it means they’ve figured out how to keep the money flowing without screwing webmasters. It means apexonpay.com can be trusted. End of the fucking story!

The homepage of the motherfucker also explains that they deal with billions of transactions every year. They've got the capacity. If they can handle billions in transactions every year, then your little $39.99 monthly membership payments aren’t going to break their system.

It’s like a little, sad drop of your spank in a gangbang, so yeah, nobody notices, nobody cares, and the party keeps fucking going. Trust me, that’s exactly where you want to park your porn business. Tight in the middle of a processor that’s too big to give a shit about your tiny dick payments, but strong enough to keep them flowing.

150+ supported countries and regions

You fucking run a porn site, and if you are not a complete idiot, you want it to be borderless. I mean, I keep reviewing sites from all over the world, so that's fucking common sense. Now, it's kinda hard to make your payments borderless too.

If you run a smut paysite, you want everyone to be able to pay for your subscription. You want a guy from some frozen Siberian shithole to smash Buy Now without the system telling him to fuck off. 150+ countries means you don’t lose sales because your processor can’t figure out how to take a card from Brazil. That’s money straight in your pocket.

Next, apexonpay.com brags about 99.98% system uptime. I know, sounds fancy, but it just means your shit works almost all the time. If your payment processor goes down, your whole site is basically a free porn tube nobody asked for. 99.98% uptime means they’re damn near always online. The motherfuckers process your payments while you sleep, wank off, or fucking scream at your hosting provider.

I also want to comment on the 2-hour average response time deal here on apexonpay.com. Let's say shit hits the fan. A payment fails, a chargeback rolls in, or your account gets flagged. You and I both know that happens in the porn industry, like a lot. Well, most processors will simply ghost your ass. Apexonpay.com, on the other hand, promises to get back to you in about 2 hours. That’s faster than most of you answer booty calls, and it means you don’t lose a whole weekend of revenue because some idiot’s credit card bounced. All good. Moving on.

Each industry has unique payment challenges

Apexonpay.com knows its shit. They fucking know that each industry has its own set of problems, adult sites included. They promise specialized solutions for different sites. Let me explain.

You have this e-commerce solution. It applies to online stores. For porn, that means selling sex toys, worn panties, or some desperate OnlyFans chick’s bathwater, without worrying your payments get blocked because Visa thinks you’re shady. Basically, if you’re flogging physical shit along with pussy vids, this is the setup that keeps your checkout smooth instead of jerking around like a limp cock.

The second solution is the SaaS one. That shit stands for Software As Service. For adult webmasters, it means subscriptions, recurring billing, and memberships in general. Let's say you run premiumcumsluts.com and you charge $9.99/month for it. This solution makes sure those recurring charges go through without any problems.

Then you have the marketplace platform solution. That would apply to clip stores, cam platforms, escort directories, or anything where you have models, studios, or sluts uploading their own content.

Finally, apexonpay.com mentions the gaming industry. As you know, I deal with anything 18+, and that could easily apply to the games. Well, gaming payments are tricky as hell, so if apexonpay.com is already set up to handle that shit, then adult game webmasters don’t need to sweat their players bailing mid-fuck because the payment failed.

Let's talk pricing

Damn, a lot of shit to unpack here! You see, apexonpay.com gives you a couple of membership options, so let's start with the most basic one.

You have this free trial plan (+ 2.9% + $0.30 per transaction). In that case, $10,000 is the monthly volume limit. You also get basic customer support and limited customization. All major credit cards are accepted, you have basic analytics, and a basic fraud protection. It’s fine if you’re a small motherfucker still figuring out where to stick your dick in the payment game.

The price of the Professional plan is $49/month (+ 2.7% + $0.30 per transaction). You get advanced fraud protection, multi-currency support, priority support, advanced analytics, and up to $100K monthly volume. It's all neatly explained on the site, so there's nothing to worry about.

The price of the Enterprise solution is $299/month (+ 2.4% + $0.30 per transaction). You get this white-label solution, dedicated account manager, full customization, 24/7 phone support, unlimited volume, etc. Just so you know, the Enterprise plan supports crypto payments.

That crypto shit is goddamn gold for porn webmasters! You see, traditional banks and card processors treat porn like a diseased dick. They don’t wanna touch it. Crypto flips that shit around. Customers can pay you in Bitcoin, Ethereum, or whatever coin is hot that week, and you don’t have to worry about some puritan banker freezing your account because porn is bad. Plus, crypto is fast as fuck, anonymous, and the fees are usually lower.

They run an affiliate gig

Apexonpay.com has this affiliate gig, meaning they let you become a partner. Affiliate means you promote the payment processor, shove it in other people's face, and get paid for it.

You gotta work for it, sure, but every time a referred user uses apexonpay.com through your affiliate link, you earn 3%-5% lifetime commissions. That means as long as those dickheads keep taking money from horny bastards, you’re still getting a cut. Forever. That’s more reliable than most of your camgirls showing up on time.

It's easy money, but it's also performance-based. It's what we call passive income. If you are already a porn webmaster, it's fucking genius. You already know the pain of chargebacks, banks hating your guts, and customers getting pissy when payments fail. Now you can turn that knowledge into cash without lifting a finger. You will profit off a system that already exists, already makes money, and already handles the cocks, cunts, and wallets of horny bastards worldwide. It’s lazy, nasty, and fuckin’ profitable as hell.

Just keep working on your shit

Look, let’s be real. Apexonpay.com isn’t some magical cock that makes money fall out of your ass while you do nothing. You’ll still gonna have to run your sites, upload your tits and dicks, hype your content, and actually make people want to throw their cash at your shit. That part is still on you.

You get that shit sorted out, and apexonpay.com will handle the payments. They have global coverage, billions of dollars flowing through their system every year, and uptime so high it’s basically fucking immortal. They make sure your account doesn't get frozen and everyone can make the payment, no matter where they are.

If you’re really smart, you can become a partner. You could shove their system down other webmasters’ throats, and grab a slice of 3%-5% lifetime commissions while you sit on your ass jerking off.

Yeah, you still gotta work your dick off to make people pay for your content, but apexonpay.com makes sure the money actually hits your account without getting fucked in the process. It’s the backbone every porn webmaster secretly wishes they had. It's a slick, reliable, and an experienced payment processor that actually gives a shit about your porn. All good.