MojoHost

Are you thinking about using Mojo Host? Even if you’re just getting started as an online smut peddler, trying to learn the basics before taking the plunge, you’ve probably heard their name come up before. Hell, even if you’ve only done SFW websites before, chances are you’ve heard of them. They’ve been around over two decades and have established themselves as a leading hosting provider.

MojoHost.com aims to be a full-service host for any web entrepreneur or hobbyist, whether you’re hawking photos of your wife’s twat, exclusive lesbian tribbing videos, or a clean, wholesome blog about decorating your fedora with the feathers of North American fowl. Besides getting your hosting hookup, you can register your domain, set up an email service, and even blast your 4K anal movies to the 4 corners of the globe with their lightning-fast CDN.

Reliable Hosting for Felching Tubes and More

Reliability is one of the biggest concerns for any webmaster. I don’t care what kind of website you’re running, whether it’s clean as a whistle or as dirty as your mom’s butthole. I don’t care if it’s a basic-ass text blog with ten readers a month or a sprawling lesbian paysite network with a million visitors a day. If your site is only up half the time, you’re losing visitors. If you’re losing visitors, chances are you’re also losing money.

MojoHost boasts an impressive 99.999% uptime. That means when perverts type in your URL, they’re going to wind up on your sex tube or custom silicone pussy site instead of staring at a blank screen or error message. You’re not going to be losing conversions to the competing BBW sites just because of some bullshit downtime. Get that fat girl money!

Remember, these guys have been around 20+ years, so they’ve had time to set up a system that just fucking works. They use high-end equipment in 3 main data centers in Detroit, Miami and Amsterdam. That equipment is staffed 24-7 by 3 shifts of professionals, each with an average of 7 years in the business. This ain’t no fly-by-night operation run by a bunch of shitheads with off-brand gear they found at the flea market.

MojoHost.com mentions they have server admins spanning 7 times zone, which initially threw me since their data centers are in 3 cities. Then I read a little further and figured it out. They also have a global Content Delivery Network (CDN) called MojoCDN. Plans start at $25 a month, but can run into the thousands if you’re moving over 100,000 GB.

I’ve got a whole section of adult CDN listings here at PornWebmasters, because you often need to get them from a third party instead of your web host. In a nutshell, a CDN helps stream your content anywhere in the world via a network of global servers; your dirty movies will stream in gorgeous 4k whether your viewers are cranking it in India or Indiana. That global distribution also provides built-in protection again DDoS attacks.

Advanced Security and Strong-Ass Support

Another feature MojoHost is rightfully proud of is their advanced Web Application Firewall (WAF). They’ve got big banners for it on their front page, because not every host offers it. Like the CDN, a WAF is a great way to mitigate DDoS attacks. They call theirs MojoShield, and it’ll run you $10 per domain, including up to 10 million requests per month.

It looks like making customers happy is a big part of the business model around here. I’m sure some of you have cheaped out on shitty shared hosting plans from companies you heard of on TV, which almost universally come with a shitty shared support plan. In other words, when shit breaks, it’s up to you to figure out. MojoHost has that 24-7 staff I mentioned, not to mention some advanced support plans for those who might need a little more help.

Starting at $29, their support plans are designed to accommodate webmasters working at different tech levels and with different demands to meet. Their $99 Gold Support plan is recommended for people who want their hosting to “just be taken care of,” while their $199 Diamond Support Plan is their all-inclusive full management plan. “The Diamond plan is an equivalent of hiring an experienced, full-time server administrator who never sleeps or has weekends.”

MojoHost.com also has Zimbra email available, so it’s easy as hell to set up a mail server and access the web client. A lot of those shoddy-ass hosting plans I mentioned earlier offer free email, so the cheapskates out there may be a little dismayed to note these all cost money. It’s a pittance, though, just a buck for the basic or three for the professional version.

Let’s Talk About the Hosting

If you get your hosting from MojoHost, you can skip over a couple of sections here at PornWebmasters. Besides the web hosting, you can register your domain as you’re setting up instead of going to another registrar. They’ve got that CDN I mentioned, and even a cloud storage service with dirt-cheap rates.

Really, though, all those perks ain’t shit if the web hosting sucks. That’s what you’re here for, right? Well, MojoHost offers free content migration to get you on board, and they can host that X-rated content with one of three main types of plans: dedicated servers, virtual private servers (SSD) and virtual private servers (HDD) .

All their plans are customizable depending on your needs, with plenty of add-ons and upgrades available. They’re also affordable as hell. A basic Solid State Disk VPS can be yours for just ten bones a month, including 30 GB of storage and 5,000 GB transfer. The low-end plan may be all you need if you’re running an erotic stories site or deep-niche fetish site with minimal demands.

The Hard Disk Drive VPS plans are a little pricier, starting at $29, but you get more storage and more speed right out the door. Even at the high end, their most expensive HDD VPS plan is still just $120.

And then we get to the big boys, the dedicated servers. The VPS plans are like renting an apartment; you get your own address, but there are still other people in your building. Dedicated servers are like buying the house, giving you all the resources and letting you fuck loudly in every room. These are the most powerful and most customizable adult web hosting plans, but they’re naturally the most expensive.

Not that expensive, though, at least not through MojoHost. Their cheapest dedicated plan is just $159 and pretty goddamn fucking fast: Xeon 4 Cores, 8 threads and 2 storage bays. If you want to go all out, their $399 plan includes Dual Xeon 12 cores, 24 threads and 12 storage bays. Big or small, the dedicated plans have 1,000 Megabit WAN and LAN uplinks, as well as 25,000 GB included transfers.

What Puts the Mojo in MojoHost.com?

Ultimately, it’s not all that hard to see why MojoHost.com has been around so long and why they’re as popular as they are. They’ve got all the basics more than covered, so any startup porn operation can get their domain up, running and secure from one central location. Their high-end equipment in 3 global datacenters, their CDN and 24-7 support team means it’s all fast and reliable as hell, so you don’t have to worry about your site crapping out and costing you conversions.

The service is world-class, capable of handling just about anything you’re trying to serve up, from Naruto fisting doujinshi collections to amateur feet forums to your dream tube dedicated to Asian babes loving you long time. It all scales easily, too, with SSD VPS plans starting at just ten bucks, all the way up to dedicated server plans that can deliver your premium bukkake cosplay to the masses. If you’re looking for a solid, dependable, and still affordable web host to get your visions of lurid depravity and pornographic excess out into the world at large, MojoHost isn’t a bad choice at all.