Upwork

Maybe you think that porn sells itself. Once upon a time, sure, perhaps this was true (to an extent). Those days are long gone, though. Before the days of free HD porn tubes and premium XXX sites that are dominated by the likes of Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Team Skeet. Nowadays, it’s really fucking hard to make your site stand out. There are just too many sites out there competing for clicks. Your just one more dick at an already overcrowded gang bang. You have to figure out how you’re going to get to the front of the line to jizz on that slut’s face before the party’s over.

The way that this is most successfully done, the way that up and cumming porn sites garner an audience today, is by a mixture of tactics. You need good ad placement, first and foremost. You need to learn how to work porn tube sites like Porn Hub in order to build a fanbase. You need to, of course, make sure that you are making the best videos in your niche. And, last but not least, you need to have an excellent web presence with tons of high-quality written content.

An effective SEO content campaign requires a few things: a good SEO analysis and content editing tool and you need some basic knowledge about what SEO is and how it works (don’t worry, cum for brains, I’ll school you in a moment). Most importantly, you need a team of the best adult content writers that money can buy. Good content writing is all too frequently glossed over in every industry, especially in the adult entertainment industry.

Why is finding the best adult content writers so important? Well, it all comes back to Google. Where do people turn when they are looking for a new batch of hot sluts to jerk off to? Maybe Porn Hub, sure, perhaps Red Tube. More often than not, though, people will Google what they are looking for. For the dumb fucks out there who don’t already know, SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization. Publishing great content that is backlinked to your sites (and maybe others that are successful in your niche) is one way to ensure that your site rises up through the ranks of Google’s (and other search engines’) search results.

Basically, what you are doing is massaging search engine algorithms. Consider it search engine foreplay. You need to get Google nice and wet before you can fuck her like the dirty little slut that she is! The Google algorithm favors high-quality written content that is grammatically flawless, interesting to read, and entirely unique. Sorry, copy and pasting isn’t going to get you anywhere, you plagiaristic little fuck wad.

Most importantly, though, this written content needs to both sound natural and contain the correct density of keywords. If you have something that is written well enough to get shared and as many clicks as possible that also contains the correct density of your target keyword, you’re golden – you’ll catch the attention of these Incel minutemen fast enough for them to click into your site before they cum.

This is not easy to do, though, which is why you need to find a team of the best adult content writers on the web. Be prepared to pay them well, though. Far too often, people think that it is acceptable to underpay writers. If you shop for porn stars for your site’s next video in the bargain bin, what do you think you’re going to get? … that’s right, nasty, ugly sluts who are virtually un-fuckable. Well, the same is true of writers. If you aren’t willing to pay the right price for quality writing, you’re going to get uninspired bullshit that will actually push your site further down the list of Google results, to the never visited 3rd or 4th pages.

The question, then, quickly becomes this: well, where the fuck do I go to find high-quality adult content writers? As per usual, there are many answers to this question. It all depends on what kind of platform you prefer. Some people like to put feelers out on multiple sites, such as Reddit, Fiverr, and others. One of my personal favorites, though – because of the top-tier pool of writers available and the fact that the entire process (from recruitment to payment) is taken care of – is Upwork.

What the fuck can Upwork do for me?

Literally, Upwork can handle just about every step of the process. There is a tool on this site (and app) for every step of the process. Whether you are just browsing, looking at who is available for hire from their thousands of highly qualified adult content writers, or you have been working with a writer for years and need to propose a contract change, Upwork is one of the best adult content writer resources on the web.

One of the first things that stands out to me when I think about Upwork (full disclosure, I use this service all the time) is the fact that it is professional as fuck, every step of the way. Everything on Upwork is automated and customizable so that you can tailor your job offers to precisely what you need. When you are ready to propose a contract to a potential freelance writer, you don’t have to worry about drafting up a bunch of bullshit legalese. All you have to do is fill out the necessary boxes indicating your budget for the project, how and when you want to receive deliverables, and the range of dates and deadlines you require, and any other supplementary info you wish to provide.

Upwork takes care of the rest. All you have to do is fund your project and wait for your adult content writer to deliver. Upwork is 100% streamlined, too, so that you don’t have to communicate outside of this platform if you don’t want to. Writers can attach their work and submit it directly to you when they are finished. No payment is processed and paid to the writer until you are satisfied with the final product and you approve to release the funds. Upwork is a powerful and effective project-based hiring and execution interface that makes the whole process as easy as busting a nut.

How do I actually find and hire writers on Upwork?

There are a couple of ways to go about this. You can either post a project that writers on Upwork can submit a proposal to, or you can browse writers who are looking for adult content writing work and propose the job to them directly. This two-way hiring model doubles your chances of finding the right person for the job.

Suppose you want to search for writers directly. In that case, all you have to do is click “find professionals and agencies” and then type in whatever kind of professionals you are looking for – in this case, probably “adult content writers.” You can also filter results by location, talent type (freelancers, and agencies, just freelancers, or just agencies), hourly rate, job success percentage, earned amount, hours billed, English level, other languages, and category.

Oh, that’s the other badass thing about Upwork … each potential candidate has a rating (given by previous employers), which can give you an all too rare glimpse into their success rate, at least when it comes to work done on Upwork.

I heard Upwork charges up the ass, though … is this true?

Well, yes and no. And yes. Just about any site that allows you to transfer money and conduct business is going to come with a price tag. Upwork’s is, I would say, near the average for what you will pay as an employer on Upwork. Projects generally come with a 3% processing fee that will go directly from you to Upwork in addition to what you pay the adult content writer.

So, for instance, if you and your adult content freelance writer agree to a one-time payment of $1,000 for a project, you will pay $1,000, which pays for the completed work and then 3% of that to Upwork directly. In total, in this example, your project would cost $1,030. You might want to keep that in mind when you are pricing your projects (stop jerking off to cam girls so often, though, and this extra $30 shouldn’t be an issue!).

There is an Upwork Plus plan available as well, but it doesn’t sidestep the 3% payment. Instead, it grants you additional access to adult content writers and ways to use the site. Upwork Plus members enjoy premium customer service, team reporting, a talent sourcing assistant, dedicated account management, 15 invitations to freelancers/job (as opposed to 3 on the free account), and the ability to be listed as a Featured Job on Upwork. Upwork Plus will run you $49.95/month.