SEOClerks

Have you seriously never heard of SEO before? Actually, no, that makes a lot of sense. 99.9% of your time on the internet is spent jerking off to porn, isn’t it? That’s why you wanted to be a porn webmaster to begin with, right? It comes as no surprise (pun intended), then, that a porn addict such as yourself would be unfamiliar with SEO.

But I am not here to judge. Shit, before I started my porn site, I spent most of my time jacking off as well. Until, that is, one day, when I had an epiphany. Of course, the epiphany came (as they often do) after I finished jerking off. That is when I do some of my best thinking, in those few minutes after you cum, when the mind is at its clearest. Anyway, it finally occurred to me: why am I wasting all of my time (and jizz) yanking it to porn when I could be making my own porn site which could make me money and, thus, make it more likely to that I could actually be jizzing into pussy?

Thus, my first porn site was born. It seemed like the perfect solution to my troubles. I could still watch all the porn I wanted, only now I can make money from it (as well as occasionally be involved in producing the porn myself!). It is truly a dream cum true.

I quickly learned, though, that not everything behind being a porn webmaster is all tits and ass and cum shots. There is some actual hard work that goes into running a porn site as well. For example, if you do nothing to promote your porn site, it doesn’t make you any money (go figure). This led me to start researching the various ways of promoting my porn site.

Especially in the nascent stages of my site, buying ad space wasn’t the most practical move. Do you have any idea how expensive it can be to buy ads on popular websites? Imagine having an advertisement on the home page of Porn Hub … that’s the dream, right? You also have to already have made the dream come true in order to be able to afford this kind of primo ad space. In other words, it’ll cost you a pretty fucking penny.

The much more affordable way to get eyeballs (and sticky fingers) on your porn site is to hire high-quality adult content writers who specialize in SEO to drive traffic. For those of you who have done more jerking off than researching how to get your site off the ground thus far, SEO is an acronym – it stands for Search Engine Optimization. When an adult content writer utilizes SEO correctly, it effectively raises your site up the ranks in Google’s search results.

This is done by naturally incorporating keywords or search terms into well-written content. It plays on the Google algorithms in ways that I don’t feel like explaining in-depth right now (my girlfriend is in the other room, waiting for this dick), so, just Google it if you are interested in learning more.

One thing is for sure, though, in order for SEO writing to be effective, you need to find the best adult content writers that you can. That way, you don’t have to worry about all the backend bullshit that goes into SEO writing. Your adult content writer will already know what he is doing. There’s nothing I hate more than having to explain to people how to fucking do their jobs; you know what I mean? I just want to be able to find the best adult content writer that I can, hire them, and get the work on time.

One of the most widely-used sites on the web for hiring the best adult content writers is SEO Clerk (to finally answer your first question). As the name implies, SEO Clerk is a marketplace of freelance SEO writers who are available for hire. What makes this site stand out as an excellent resource for adult content writers is the fact that A.) it is extremely straightforward (you just search for a writer and hire them based on prefixed prices) and B.) these writers are some of the cheapest on the web. Some only ask for 5 or 10 bucks, a nearly impossibly low price for SEO-friendly adult content writing.

If these unthinkably low prices raise your eyebrows, they should. When I see shit like this, my first thought is that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I will always pay more for quality assurance. If something is cheap in price, the product is probably, you guessed it, cheap as well. If a hooker only charges you $10 to fuck, what do you think you’re going to get? Probably a loose, smelly, dirty pussy (as well as herpes and maybe HIV). However, if you are just starting your porn site and have little to no money to throw at it, it may be worth considering these deep discount adult content writers.

Nevertheless, like a good upskirt pic, let’s take a closer look at SEO Clerk and see everything that it has to offer below what we can see on the surface.

How do I use this site, and how much will it run me?

The site, like I said a moment ago, is pretty fucking straightforward. I don’t think it really warrants much of an explanation. All you have to do is search “adult content writers,” and then browse the SEO writers that come up. Each potential adult content writer’s profile comes with everything that you’ll need to know: a menu of services offered, a more in-depth description of the kind of work that they have done and are willing to do, reviews from previous clients who have hired the writer, a ratings system, and the ability to order work from the adult content writer in question with the click of a button.

As far as the user interface is concerned … it’s not great. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s not impossible to use or anything. But it’s also a little confusing and cluttered. It’s comparable to a slut with a nice body but an ugly face. You know, a classic paper bag situation. In other words, it works well enough, but it isn’t nice to look at. You’ll still fuck her, but you probably won’t be proud about it.

But she sure as hell is cheap. The site, I mean. I really can’t stress enough how low the cost of many of these adult content writers is. This makes me a little skeptical of what the quality of the work will be like. Still, these SEO writers are so cheap that it may not hurt to just throw them a few bucks and see how they do.

One thing that I cannot speak to, however, is how many of these SEO writers are going to be open to writing adult content. As you may already know, adult content writing is not typically one of the featured tags on a site like this – most writers also do not advertise their willingness to do this due to the stigma surrounding our industry.

It is also hard to say whether these writers will have the right mentality to write adult content. Due to the fact that there isn’t as well-integrated or streamlined of a communication or messaging feature here as you’ll find on other sites like Upwork or People Per Hour. SEO Clerk seems very much more like a one size fits all kind of service.

It’s not just SEO adult content writing services that you can enlist on SEO Clerk, though.

In addition to adult content writers, this site can be an excellent resource for finding the following:

-Link building: niche edits, guest posts, Web 2.0, press releases, comments on blog posts

-Social bookmarks: likes/follows on social media

-Forum posting: Independent advertising on Reddit, Quora, other forums

-Graphic design: logos, ad design, product design, etc.

-Programming: WordPress, HTML/CCS, PHP, etc.

So, even if you find that SEO Clerk is not the best adult content writing service for you, it may turn out to be a useful resource to keep in mind for other project-based tasks that your site requires.