Rocket Chat

There are indeed a fuck ton of messaging clients out there nowadays. To really stand out from the crowd, your messaging service has to go above and beyond. Especially if we are talking about a messaging service that costs money. Why the fuck would anyone pay to message their colleagues when you can technically accomplish roughly the same level of communication via Facebook Messenger or some shit?

That is how I used to think, too – until I started conducting business with Rocket Chat, that is. It might not have the same perks that a social media messenger app does … you probably aren’t going to be finding any sluts to strip for you on webcam with Rocket Chat (well, then again, I guess that depends on who you have working for you, if you catch my drift). However, when it comes to finding a messenger app that is more powerful when it comes to connecting you with your team(s), for getting shit done, few messenger services even come close to rivaling Rocket Chat.

You might be wondering why the fuck you would require yet another communication tool. Well, as a webmaster, you know damn well how important communication can be. Especially if you have, as most do, several porn sites for which you are responsible. The more organized, open, and easily accessible your workflow, the more productive you can be. And, of course, the more productive you are, the more money you make. And the more money you make, the more pussy you get! It’s simple math.

Rocket Chat makes it easier than ever to optimize your workflow with all of your colleagues, employees, and project managers. It definitely provides a unique structure for messaging … one that, I think, lends itself better to a digital work environment than many of its competitors. For webmasters, especially, Rocket Chat is one of the best messaging services on the market. It puts you in complete control. As an open-source software, you can go into the backend and customize Rocket Chat for you and your company. There is no limit to the level of personalization possible with this app.

Rocket Chat was designed specifically for businesses, to centralize all forms of communication. Think about it … how many different services do you currently use for communicating with your colleagues? Maybe you use some combination of different services for each communication style? A mix of apps like WhatsApp, Google Drive, and Zoom is not uncommon.

Why, though, would you spread your communication over 3 or more apps when Rocket Chat provides an all in one solution? It would be like getting 3 different hookers, one for each hole you want to fuck. Obviously, the more logical, cost-effective, and safer thing to do would be to find one whore who will blow you, let you fuck her pussy, and give up the ass.

Speaking of safety, streamlining all of your communication needs to Rocket Chat is a much better way to protect your data. Instead of having to rely on each individual service to provide top-notch data protection separately, Rocket Chat promises the most securely encrypted communications possible, no matter what kind of data you are dealing with.

Rocket Chat knows that you are the boss. As an admin of your Rocket Chat server, you can completely customize your theme and settings to best reflect your brand. You can even add your own custom brand-specific emojis if you know your stuff. Not only is this cool as hell, but it adds a certain level of unparalleled professionalism when it comes time to communicate with new clients, employees, and prospective partners.

It’s the little shit like this that really can go a long way. We all know how important first impressions can be. Rocket Chat can help you make the best first impression when it comes to cultivating the look, feel, and functions of your digital office. Also, as a Rocket Chat admin, you can easily and quickly control who on your server has access to what features, allowing everything to run smoothly in day to day operations.

Fuck sending endless emails

Are you tired of sending a million emails all the time, having to worry about who the fuck to CC and BCC to each email? Yeah, me too. This is why Rocket Chat’s ability to create various channels and private groups is incredible. Message the whole team in one fell swoop, or address individuals or groups of people with ease. The level of transparency is up to you.

If you want to include someone specific on a specific message, just add that person by putting @username in the message. If you want everyone to see an important message, this can be done as well, just by prefacing your communique with @all. With these familiar social media features, Rocket Chat is easy for anyone to pick up and know how to use immediately … even the dumbest bimbo on the planet could figure it out.

Text, video, audio, file transfer

No matter what kind of communication you need to send, Rocket Chat has you covered. Seamlessly switch between texting, video chat, screen sharing, and audio calls. Whether you need to conduct an afternoon team meeting, share your screen with a coworker in order to illustrate a point, or audio call a teammate, Rocket Chat’s interface lets you switch up your communicating style in seconds.

Need to audition some hot piece of ass for an upcoming project? Just tell her to show you her assets with Rocket Chat’s high-quality video chat component. It’s like Rocket Chat was made for the porn webmaster.

Is Rocket Chat free, or do I have to pay for this shit?

Yes, and yes. Rocket Chat has three payment tiers to choose from. There is Rocket Chat Community, Rocket Chat Pro, and Rocket Chat Enterprise. Community is free, but you will be missing on some potentially crucial features. The plan that you choose, I think, will depend on the size of your business. If you are just getting started, perhaps Community will be fin. Midsized businesses might fare best with Pro, and huge corporations will want Enterprise.

The biggest difference between Rocket Chat Community and the paid versions is the fact that there is a limit on how many users can access your server. Rocket Chat’s free platform maxes out at 1,000. Other differences come in the form of whether or not you get read receipts, push notifications (and how many), customer support, and more. There are some really cool features in the paid options. For instance, Rocket Chat Enterprise offers live message translation – ideal for global corporations that do a lot of business overseas.

The prices, however, of Rocket Chat Pro and Enterprise are not available on the site. You’ll have to contact Rocket Chat directly and discuss your options.

Okay, but will Rocket Chat actually help me make some fucking money?

The earnings potential that comes with Rocket Chat is impossible to estimate. As is often the case with tools like this, the amount of money you can make is unquantifiable. However, if you know what you’re doing, it will definitely help you make some dough. It’s not unlike your dick … if you know what the fuck you’re doing with it, it doesn’t matter how big it is. Well, unless you have a micropenis or some shit. Then again, if you figure out how to use your tongue right, you’ll still be able to make her cum.

Suppose you figure out how to optimize all that Rocket Chat has to offer. In that case, you will have an extremely effective tool that streamlines all of your business communications into one convenient location.

Suggestions that I have for Rocket Chat

There is a lot to love about this messaging service. The one thing, though, that I would like to see them work on is their interface. It is not exactly intuitive … especially for the less tech-savvy of us. Since one of Rocket Chat’s big strengths is its customizable presentation, it would be nice to see it adapt a more widely accessible layout that will be more user friendly for users of all backgrounds.