JerkMate Blog

“Yo, ever heard of Jerk Mate,” the advertisement goes, “it’s fun, entertaining, and addictive. It’s the most popular social networking site with a crazy, sexy twist. Come watch thousands of crazy girls do things that are beyond your wildest dreams. Join in on the fun today.”

Whether they wanted to or not, everyone has heard that ad and at least been tempted by the possibilities of what, or rather who they might see online. Now, I have to say that I hold the people running Jerk Mate and their work in high esteem, considering what they have brought to us.

But what if I told you that besides getting to connect with a massive number of women (and men) to wank with, you could build your bank account on a site that people use to drain their sperm stores. Sounds impossible? Keep on reading on then.

Never Heard Of Jerk Mate Or Their Partner Program?

Alright, Jerk Mate was initially designed as a new form of social network all centered around next-generation cybersex. Nothing strange about that, right? However, they have recently added a feature that other sexy sites have incorporated: a new kind of blog.

Okay, there is nothing terribly new about written posts, but I am referring to the chance to add your own blog to theirs for a fee. When you do so, you will get two amazing benefits, 1.) You’ll get exposure to a massive audience, and 2.) Your website, affiliate page, or whatever will gain authority by being linked to.

Here Is A Break Down On The Sort Of Posts They Host

Now that I have gone over what Jerk Mate is and how they can help you, I’ll go over the sorts of posts they host. I would imagine that so long as what you submit is sexual, they’ll post it, but remember that these genres of blog posts are the stuff that the readers will be expecting. I will also be adding the type of person who might do best inspired by these uploads.

Sex Toys – Everyone likes toys, right? Well, this is the kind of posts you will want to read up on these uploads to find out what is what, in the world of adult play items. However, that’s not the purpose of this review.

Instead, I’ll point out that these posts often link to a sales page of some sort. Also, consider that these posts tend to promote specific products rather than types of items or brands. So, if you’ve molded your genitals, set up an e-store that caters to raunchy consumers and the such like, you could benefit by setting up a post under this genre.

Who could benefit?: affiliate marketers, adult item dropshippers, and erotic culture influencers.

Webcam News – Similar to the Interview genre, this series of posts is all about the webcam models making the best moves while posing in the nude. Besides being a significant distraction for me, in a good way, these types of posts tell me that journos and advertisers who work with smut makers have a great chance of getting their written work posted to Jerk Mate’s blog.

Also, indie performers – at least those who aren’t webcamming on other platforms, should look into posting on this site. And of course, if you are already working on Jerk Mate and want your career to blow up possibly overnight, then it cannot hurt to contact the webmasters to see if they let you promote yourself on here.

Who could benefit?: pornography journalists, adult industry promoters, and self-marketing exotic models.

Female & Male Masturbation – This is pretty self-explanatory but still worth bringing up. Besides describing ways to keep yourself healthy, this site also seems to be interested in ways to make your personal (and I mean intra-personal) love life more exciting.

The title says it all, so I’ll say that I think that this is a good indication that therapists who specialize in sex therapy and similar professionals would do well to look into getting published here. I cannot be certain, but if you are an erotic novelist who can work in a self-touching education narrative into a raunchy sex story, it might be worth a shot to reach out to Jerk Mate.

Who could benefit?: sex therapist bloggers and similar professionals, and aspiring writers.

Interviews – Just like a handsome stud whose name rhymes with ‘worn nude,’ this site also hosts transcriptions of back and forth convos with attractive individuals who are in the sex trade. Most of them seem to be nude web cammers and similar performers, but I think other people could benefit from posting under this heading, such as up-and-coming pornographer producers or people/performers who are trying to get their name. For the latter, I would get someone else to be asking the questions, though, since it’s a little weird when you are interviewing yourself.

Who could benefit?: bloggers who have industry contacts, webcammers, and models looking for exposure.

Sexual Health – Despite what the name might suggest, this section seems to have a versatile range of topics covered. Besides a post of the ‘don’t be silly, wrap your willy’ sort, there are articles on how to thicken up your jizz, ideas for sexy cosplay costumes, and how to put on one hell of a webcam show.

Given that this is the case, many writers, bloggers, wannabe influencers, and others with a solid knowledge base regarding sex advice (or are good at Googling) should have a shot at getting their material published on this platform.

And whatever the case, best of luck to all of you.

Who could benefit?: prospective influencers, sex advice columnists, risqué co-players, and Google scholars who like to spout opinions.

Apparently, You Will Be An Accredited Author

As a prolific commentator who has been published all over the web, certain platforms screw you over by allowing you to post on their pages, but you are not accredited. Now I get what ghostwriting is, but if you are getting published for the sake of self-promotion, you damn sure should be getting your name attached to the post. Anyway, I am not entirely sure since Jerk Mate’s blog is so new, but I would imagine that, yes, they would post your handle with the article that you submit.

Your Readers Will Not Have To Put Up With Poor Design Or Spam

As with the main version, the blog looks absolutely fantastic when it comes to the spacing between various elements, the fun neon color scheme that you do not find on other sites, and an overall lovely aesthetic. And to make things even better, there is no problem to be seen when it comes to popups, spammy redirects, and adverts at all.

The one serious problem I had with the appearance of this site was when I looked at the main version of Jerk Mate. They have links to all sorts of subsections, including a community tab that links you to their Reddit and Twitter pages. However, there is no direct link to the Jerk Mate blog, as far as I can tell! I really would like to know why that is.

I Have A Few Things To Say About This Site’s Stats

Regarding how this website performs in terms of web traffic, it is performing okay, but not as stellar as the others that I have reviewed. Compared to the competition, Jerk Mate (surprisingly!) has a significant bounce rate and not the same level of organic search traffic as rivals.

Similarly, this platform’s Alexa ranking is under 30,000, which is not super relative to other paid blog platforms I have looked at, such as PornHub and Bonga Cams. However, since I am such a fair guy, I feel the need to point out that those last two are some of these biggest porn sites on the web, so it is not a fair comparison. Also, having an Alexa traffic rank that Jerk Mate has is really not that bad given the vast number of websites out there, smut-oriented or otherwise.

It is also worth noting that Jerk Mate is still pretty new and clearly will get more popular over time. All of those things taken together, this platform should get your post, and by extension your site’s performance, decent exposure. Still, I wish that they would display the number of hits a page gets.

Alrighty, This Is What I Ultimately Think

Okay, this platform does seem to offer a lot even though it has a few drawbacks or aspects that I think could be improved, those were not big problems for me. It is early days, but I am optimistic about the potential success one might experience with this platform. Again, best of luck to all of you. This one is getting four hands out of five from me.