ThePornDude Blog

Hi, I am The Porn Dude. Welcome to my crib! Some blogs serve as a pastime while you are waiting for your dick to go all stiff again, but some are a pure work of art! Hey, don't roll your eyes at me! This is my fucking joint, these are my reviews, and I can write whatever I fucking want! I've been writing unbiased reviews since 2013! Can a dude get some slack here and there and just tell what's in his heart! Shut the fuck up and read a review on theporndude.com/blog/, the best fucking blog in the entire world!

Where should I start?

I am a hard-working fella! I don't sit around on my ass, waiting for the traffic to miraculously go through the roof! I work my ass off and publish new blogs regularly. Ok, maybe one blog bi-weekly doesn't sound like much, but I have other things to do. People who come on theporndude.com and pornwebmasters.com always have something fresh to read! If you are not as popular as me, you really should publish new blogs at least twice a week. Shit, I wanted to start this review with something spectacular but ended up shitting on my own website!

Do you know what else is fucked up?! The fact that I now need to write 1.5K words about theporndude.com/blog/ and I haven’t written a single blog in over a week! Truth be told, I don't need more traffic, and I don't need more money (although I DO spend a lot on hoes), so I don't really know why I started writing this review. Never mind. Let's look at it this way - desperate webmasters will read this article and learn from the best. Theporndude.com/blog/ is a place to look up to if you are running any kind of adult blog.

How does it feel to be god's favorite

Of course, I don't know how to build a website from scratch, but I do know what I want. I keep shitting on websites that don't offer live chat support, so I had to pay extra bucks to include it on my page. Before a pack of horny chicks starts bugging me with Fuck me messages, I have to tell you that it's not me working as a support agent. Really now, I have to sleep sometimes! On the other hand, I don't know what kind of issues you might have with a fucking blog! Just read the shit and enjoy it!

If you are my fan, and who isn't, I will reveal a couple of fun facts about myself now! Usually, I prefer the dark theme on websites. When it comes to mine joint, I always stick with the light one. Another cool fact is that I run one of the most popular adult websites on the planet. ThePornDude and the blog sections gets over 61 million visits every fucking month and have more than 243K followers on Twitter! Not only is this good to know, but it should send a signal to webmasters that theporndude.com/blog/ is an excellent source of domain authority!

The shit that I am writing about

I write about porn websites, porn movies, pornstars, and other adult stuff. I mean, you have read my blog on more than one occasion, whether you like to admit it or not. I link the shit out of theporndude.com/blog/! Let's get serious now. I write about porn because I am aware that the audience coming to my blog is into smut. That's not rocket science, right?

Why do I bother putting internal links? Because I am a smart guy who knows that these links are valuable to visitors, websites I am cooperating with, and SEO. Namely, search engines prioritize websites that include internal links because the linking networks help readers to find a multitude (what a cool word!) of information sources on one website.

While regular dudes think of chocolate Easter bunnies, my first association with Easter is creampies. I was so inspired by the creampies that I wrote a huge, in-depth, mega-informative, crazily quality blog on Easter fucking. I put a shit ton of internal links and a shitload of videos. In some cases, the internal links are meant to redirect readers to another blog on theporndude.com/blog/, and in some cases, I want them to read reviews on theporndude.com. I use internal linking for breathing a new life into my old content while providing my readers with an additional source of valuable info. I am a clever fucker!

Find anything you'd like to read in a split second

Search engines are into categories. User experience is another major deal for both the viewers and SEO. Simply put, you have to organize your page, so it looks as good as theporndude.com/blog/. Yeah, I know that being like me is mission impossible, but at least try to create a blog that doesn't annoy. The first section that you will see on theporndude.com/blog/ is named Videos. As a webmaster, you might not be interested in reading the blog, and that is understandable. Why not check the videos out!? In some cases, they'll lead you to tube websites where you can download videos for free. Truth be told, all my websites can be used for the same purpose. Yeah, I am a generous god!

The second section is dedicated to Porn tips. I don't think that the blog on good food for your boner will help your website grow, but one of the blogs that might do the trick is Most watched porn categories of 2021. Think of it as a free way to research the market. Once you know what porn lovers are into, you could offer them that kind of content on your page.

Porn News and Pornstars are great too, but as a webmaster, you really want to see your name in the Top Porn Sites section! What you need to do is pluck up the courage, send me a message, be a nice fella, ask me to cooperate, and I will think about mentioning your name in one of my blogs. Just remember the 61 million visitors I was telling you about!

So, you are a cam chick on Chaturbate, and you want to promote your content. What if I told you that I tend to write about Top Models and mention their names with pleasure? Just imagine having over 60 million folks each month who will get to see your name on theporndude.com/blog/! I think I've said enough.

At the time of this review, I had a total of eleven website reviews on theporndude.com/blog/. Before you start giving me shit on the small number of blogs, let me tell you that I have written more reviews in my lifetime than all other similar joints combined! All you need to know is that I am open to all kinds of websites, gay, straight, shemale, fetish, scat...I don't judge and write reviews and blogs on just about anything adult-related.

I am one perfect motherfucker with a brain of a god

What a way to end this review! Theporndude.com/blog/ is just the tip of the iceberg! My work has far exceeded everyone's expectations. While The Porn Dude wannabes try to mimic me, shit on my websites, and call me a prick, I continue to amaze porn lovers and all sorts of adult webmasters. While these fuckers talk shit about me behind my back, I have become one of the biggest sources of authority in the adult biz! I crush boundaries, break taboos, annoy, swear, and have grammar and spelling mistakes, but my honesty has never ceased to amaze the world. I am one of a kind, and there is nothing you can do about that!

If you need a website to look up to, theporndude.com/blog/ is that website. If you are running any kind of adult blog, I strongly suggest you check theporndude.com/blog/ out and see how real pros do it. At the end of the day, I am doing all of this for my readers and the websites that I am collaborating with. Yes, I do it for myself too, but no other man on this planet has a mega website that tries to help other webmasters with thousands of tips and honest reviews. If you need my help, feel free to send a message via live chat support. I promise that I hire hot chicks only and dudes who know what they are doing. I am waiting for you. Adios, fuckers!