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Blogs have become an essential part of porn websites. With competition amongst porn providers at an all-time high, it’s a great way to keep your fans engaged with the site, even when they aren’t jerking off. Best of all, hosting a blog is not labor-intensive, leaving admin plenty of time to focus on their real bread and butter. A blog isn’t worth it if it comes at the detriment of content quality and quantity.

Many porn blogs out there make the same mistakes. I give porn blogs considerable leeway because their primary goal isn’t releasing literature. Still, with only a couple of improvements, most porn blogs could shine nonetheless.

A significant issue with almost every porn blog is the lack of content. Often you’ll only see one or two posts released a month. Then, as you scroll down through past articles, you will see two or three-month gaps where nothing was released at all. At some point, there is almost no reason to bother if you aren’t adding shit. Whatever readership you may gather will completely forget about you in that time.

I imagine the problem is that no one working for a porn site wants to sit and write the shit. Once again, I get it. I’m sure it wasn’t in their original job description. The websites that update the most regularly probably have a dedicated staff or outsource the gig to freelance writers. It’s a small investment to make if you want your blog to thrive.

Many porn sites also struggle to come up with entertaining shit to write about. As a man whose job it is to write about porn all day, I’m not sure why they can’t come up with topics. Porn is a fascinating and expansive beast. There are a thousand and one gripping things someone could write about - it’s pussy, for fucks sake. I can ramble about pussy all day. When you passionately love something, you’re always down to muse upon its nuance.

Porn blogs battle with many design issues also. It feels like an afterthought that they barely gave a fuck about on most sites. No matter how good the content is, people won’t stay to read even a single article if the site sucks. You must inspire confidence in the product with your design.

One Porn Please

One of the most egregious fuck ups I see on porn blogs is an aggressive lack of porn. I get this is a blog, and I can head over to the actual site if I want to see some raw dog anal fucking, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a tit or two while I’m reading my morning paper. It seems plain as day that there should be porn on a porn blog, but apparently, I’m a real rebel. So if any porn blog hosts are reading this, don’t forget about naked bitches! I should not have to remind you that.

Fortunately, not every porn blog suffers from these ailments, and Blogvporn is a fine example of one that doesn’t. First off, they release plenty of content. At least two and up to five or so posts are added a month. Vporn’s blog has been around since July of 2016, so they also have a vast backlog of content.

Despite years of writing about porn, they still haven’t run out of shit to talk about. You might think their high output means tons of filler is being released, but that’s not the case. Instead, there are tons of fun and entertaining articles all over the site. It’s a place where you can lose time reading post after post because they are so interesting.

Blogvporn managed to escape many of the design issues that plague other porn blogs. It seems an easy task to put together a navigable blog, but you would be surprised. Given the wealth of content they have amassed over the years, the menu is pretty expansive. The options are Home, News, Categories, Pornstars, Hot girls, Porn sites, Education, and Vporn girls.

Down the right side is a stack of recent posts and all previous posts organized by release date. And along the center of the site are blog entries arranged by new. There is also a search bar if you are hunting for articles about a specific subject. And before you rush off, let me answer your questions and save you some time.

FAQ About Your Penis

No pump, pill, exercise, attached weight, hope, prayer, or ritual is going to turn that little nerf dart of yours into a giant hog of a cock. No pheromone, conversational strategy, cologne, book, jewelry, or pick-up line will convince a woman to have sex with your dumpy ass. No method, stroke, diagram, article, video, teacher, or lube will turn your weak-ass dick game into anything else but a more weak-ass dick game. Tell every woman you manage to have sex with that she will need to masturbate after you cum and fall asleep if she wishes to experience an orgasm.

Now that we have that clear, on the note of pussy, Vporns blog is full of it. Rejoice, my friends. If only my school had textbooks with naked bitches in them, I might have studied more than just Jessicas thong. Nothing like a whale tail to help add zing to an otherwise dull day of math.

Let’s take a look at a couple of my favorite articles on Blogvporn. “Interesting and Funny Porn Facts You Didn’t Know” had me dying—what an excellent idea for a blog post. Every porn site should have a version of this. Let me provide some highlights. You can call me Professor Porndude for the moment.

What is the average length of a porn video? Most porns shot by the major studios tend to be around an hour long. But, as you may already suspect, that turns out to be superfluous. Most people open up a clip and then close that bitch and leave the site in about seven to fifteen minutes.

Hey, what do you want? Most of us have shit to do. I’ve noticed time spent on a single jerk-off session directly correlates to the length of recovery time needed afterward. Once you hit the forty or fifty-minute mark, a nap is an absolute requirement. And who the fuck has time for a nap these days. Between jerking and napping, you would have to block out two hours of your day.

You’ll be happy to know all that time isn’t being wasted, though. You probably can’t tell when staring at your frail bloated body in the mirror, but jerking off is a workout. Watching porn raises your heartbeat. Plus, you’re doing one-armed curls and breathing harder. Shit, you might as well consider masturbating as your morning workout. Your body burns between five and ten calories a minute when you play pocket pool. So if you last a whole fifteen minutes, you’ll have burned one hundred and fifty calories. Congratulations.

Last month Blogvporn released their list of the top ten American porn stars. I bet you will be familiar with many, if not all, of the names on this list. I, personally, have busted fat nuts while watching every girl here, so I give their list an A-plus for accuracy. After I’m done writing, I’ll be touring the whole list. Or at least as much as I can before I blast a cum shot across the room and into the kitchen.

I won’t cover the whole thing, but there are some very notable names here. Megan Rains rounds out the list in the ten spots. She has that skinny thick body everyone loves. Coming in at eight is Elsa Jean. At this point, everyone is familiar with the tiny, Frozen princess of porn. She has even made her way into the general culture via a popular meme. She’s so tiny I’m surprised she can take one white dick, let alone five black ones.

In six is one of my favorite porn stars, Emily Willis. She is new to the game, but my God, has she gotten good in a short time. She surgically removes the cum from my balls like she has a medical degree. Taking up the number one spot this year is Ashley Adams. Big tits, pretty face, shapely body, what else does one need?

Blogvporn is one of my favorite porn blogs out there. They keep up with the site, post entertaining blogs, and include titties. That’s all I ask. However, even given my love for the place, it is certainly not perfect. The site could use aesthetic revamping. The plain white background is a bit boring at best.

Not only does Vporn have a great site, but they have a great blog, also. That’s called the total package, so you should hop on now and finish reading about fun porn facts.