Zen Models

I hate when this happens - everything's nice and dandy, with a floral background and shit, and then I lay my eyes on "Cotact Us". What the fuck happened with proofreading? I am sure that ordinary dudes who venture inside zenmodels.net don't give a damn about spelling mistakes, but a man of my caliber wants perfection! Obviously, my instant boner is ruined, and that's not something that TPD forgets about easily! Embrace yourself, zenmodels.net! I am getting my magnifying glass, looking into every petal on your floral page, searching for fuck-ups! Andale!

Things are slowly starting to make sense

Pink flowers and words like preeminent and prestigious in the About us section. It's fucking obvious! Zenmodels.net is run by a chick! I don't know shit about Veronica Madjarian, but there is something about her name that makes me think that she is from Bootypest. The chick has been in the adult biz for over two decades, which only means that she is a MILF. Really good news! I am putting that magnifying glass down, searching for my phone, because Veronica has left her phone number right there on zenmodels.net. What do you think? Who's gonna get more disappointed? Me, once I realize that this isn't Veronica's real number, or her when she realizes that she missed the phone call of her life? Think about that!

Zenmodels.net or Zen Models is a talent agency, or at least that's something Veronica wants us to believe. Talent for what? Words talent and the adult industry in the same sentence mean one thing only - the good ole MILF is a scout looking for fresh pornstars. That's what I call a good cause! Despite the common belief, some hard-working people invest time and money to discover new pornstars that turn ordinary fuckers' ordinary afternoons into unforgettable experiences. Zenmodels.net is one of those ground-braking websites, and I've only discovered it now. What a shame!

I forgot to mention the most important thing

The thing that matters the most, at least from the female webmaster’s standpoint, is the appearance. It doesn't matter that the key sections on a website are missing a couple of letters, as long as the pics are good and photoshopped and the tits are looking fine. Yeah, the tits look amazing, and I dig the all-white background. Although I am not a huge fan of the pink and flowers shit, I have to admit that it does make zenmodels.net looks more elegant and less cheap. I'll give you that, my dear Veronica!

The name Zen Models is a clear association with the ancient art of zenning, where chicks stretch their divine figures until they achieve the balance of soul and body. Really now, I think that that inner balance is THE most important thing about any future pornstar. Where would Aletta Ocean be if she didn't have a strong piece of mind and a humongous pair of tits to back it all up? Despite the common belief, all the chicks in the adult biz are strong-minded, independent individuals who invest a lot into zenning, or better said, the state of their fragile souls. I think that no fucker in his right mind would disagree with me on the subject. Cocks in, you pervs! The ladies on zenmodels.net deserve your respect!

Now, when I've finally removed the stigma attached to my name, the unrighteous label of a chauvinist, I can go back to zenmodels.net. The majority of the chicks on the homepage are butt-naked, which adds even more supreme luxury to the whole scouting ordeal. It's obvious that the chicks are out-of-this-world talented! This is supposed to be an unbiased, purely professional review, but that Lola Sinn chick looks like she was forged in the darkest pits of my kinkiest dreams. Damn girl, TPD casting needs you! Badly!

How to become a model?

Now you're talking! I got lost in the whirlwind of passion, almost forgetting that this is pornwebmasters.com. You know, the place where I bullshit about how to become a successful adult webmaster without spending too much money along the way. First of all, it looks like zenmodels.net is a brand new site, but the sign-up page looks good and rather simple. It is free to sign-up to zenmodels.net.

Some of the required fields are your name, birth date, alias, and daytime phone. Some of the non-required fields are height, cup size, eye color, etc. You are supposed to upload a picture of yourself and a picture of your ID. I don't know if you need to hold your ID while taking a picture or do it separately. I suggest you give thy Veronica a ring and sort that shit out!

Veronica, you need to add more info to the site ASAP!

I am lost, and I am TPD! Imagine that! I mean, I guess that the chicks on the homepage are adult star wannabes that were discovered by Veronica, but I don't really get the idea. Zenmodels.net doesn't say shit about its mission, the process, or anything that matters! I have no other option but to look into the blog section, and if there is one thing I hate, it's reading goddamn chick blogs! The one and only article at the time of this review was about online dating. Are guys supposed to take the zenmodels.net chicks on dates? What the fuck is going on here?

This brings me to three conclusions. The first one is that you can use zenmodels.net to become a model and get someone to take you on a date. That's a great thing and a very romantic thought, but I doubt that this would help you become a better webmaster. A happier lady webmaster, but not a more successful one.

The second conclusion is that zenmodels.net allows new models to promote their profiles, thus helping them get more gigs. It's fine, and that could explain all of the info about each hottie on the homepage. The third solution is that you could use zenmodels.net to hire models, pay them to shoot porn for your page, and then put the content on your site. However, zenmodels.net doesn't say shit about terms and conditions for either models or the people who want to date/hire them! Veronica, you are in for a lot of calls, honey!

The chicks look dang hot

Thirty models on zenmodels.net at the time of this review. The new models category brings a lot of petite spinners that look barely legal, with the exception of that big-titted brunette I was telling you about earlier. She looks all grown up! Let's take her as an example. Zenmodels.net notes that my sweet Lola is 21, has brown eyes, D cup titties, and is currently in LA. Hmmm, all of a sudden, zenmodels.net looks a lot like one of those escort pages. Will I ever decipher all Veronica's mess?

The available models' list presents some of the renowned names, which came as a surprise. I don't need some chick site to tell me that Jade Kush has a talent for banging! I know it all too well! Nikki Benz! Is someone kidding me? Did this legend really need a talent agency to promote her charms? Stop messing around, Victoria! Are you trying to say that anyone could hire Nikki Benz just like that? If that is the case, I am quitting all of this writing shit, and I am coming back to my casting website, but this time I am using zenmodels.net to find the next chick to fuck. Damn, these girls are making my damn head spin!

Talented stars at the palm of your hand

So, you've read the entire pornwebmasters.com! You've used the massive knowledge you got from my review to push your website in the right direction! I am proud of you! The traffic is there, the greens are piling up, but you need to find yet another chick ready to show her immense talent in front of your camera. Fret not, zenmodels.net is here to show you the way! This porn talent agency is a good source of info for all adult webmasters and a good place for promotion for all adult models. A win-win situation, if you ask me. Goodbye, fuckers! Don't forget to have fun!