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Ego Allstars! Men are simple creatures. We are happy campers if we have access to boobs, sports, beer, and gear. It isn’t rocket science putting a smile on our faces, and we fucking love it that way. Women have to do all this different shit to be content. They always want to go here, do this, get that. It’s fucking exhausting. Give us a recliner, put on a game, slap a beer in our hands, and we are good for the day. Toss is some masturbation, and we are in proverbial heaven.
It makes a lot of sense because sports ignites our inner tribal nature. It’s like a mock war with enough rules to ensure there is a goal and that no one gets killed. Watching guys destroy each other in the name of a point is endlessly fun. As fans, we join tribes based on shirt colors and either hate or love each other for it. If you wear the same colored shirt, we can have a beer together.
I doubt I have to explain what makes boobs so awesome to this crowd. It would be preaching to the choir. They are pillowy. You can squeeze them and suck on the nips. They can even jerk you off. And there is nothing quite like cumming on a great pair of tits. It feels like you have completed a task and brought an activity full circle. Let's not forget that, unlike the vagina, they can be enjoyed all day, every day. Bitches love hanging their sweater puppies out for everyone to see.
Gear is a bit of an ambiguous term, but there isn’t too wide a range of gear men love. A fine example is fishing tackle. Ladies think men love fishing for the fishing. While that may be true in some cases, it’s getting away from family that we love most of the time. It is the moment to ourselves to soak in some sun and beer: no loud kids, no nagging wife, and no demanding bosses. Catching a fish is secondary to those things. If you happen to be a woman reading this and your man likes to fish but never catches anything, it’s not because he is a lousy fisherman. It’s because he isn’t even trying.
Get Out, Leave Family
Golf is a similar setup. It requires gear like clubs, balls, and tees, but hitting those balls off tees with clubs into holes is the least of our worries. Golf is actually an acronym that stands for “Get Out, Leave family. It’s an excuse to get outside, hang with the boys, and drink beer. Basically, everything men do is an excuse to get out of the house and drink beer.
Sometimes men skip all the activity, and the gear itself is the beer. I hope every man in the world can have a man cave with a kegerator and pool table in it one day. Who needs to go outside to drink beer? Hit the cave, lock the door, and pretend the world doesn’t exist. Put on an action movie, crack a cold one, and imagine your wife being killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident.
To take it back to boobs again (I am the Porndude, after all), there is one variant of boobs that men particularly love: famous boobs. Men want to see every pair of boobs we come across. This goes doubly so for any women we see regularly. Celebrities are one group of people we all see regularly, so it‘s no wonder men obsess about seeing them nude.
For years men's urge to see famous people nude had to remain a fantasy in our heads. With the advent of the cell phone camera, all women, including celebrities, take naked pics of themselves all the fucking time. That means perverted hackers spend hours breaking into cell phones so regular men like us can admire their racks. It’s the lord’s work if I’ve ever heard of it. I’ve never had the opportunity to meet one of these crafty hackers, but if I do, I will crack open a beer for them and give them a big hug.
Another universal trait men share is a general laziness. If we can find an easier way to do something, we will take it that way every time. The path of least resistance is always highlighted for us. That's why men would love a website where they could have access to all the things they love and more. Fortunately, that place exists, and it’s called Egoallstars.
Why is it called Egoallstars? I’m not sure. My readers certainly have no reason to be feeling egotistical. They are sacks of shit wrapped in more shit. Humility should be bleeding off of you motherfuckers. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy Egoallstars, though.
Egoallstars is an online magazine focused on everything that makes being a man awesome. They know exactly what we want, and they deliver it in spades. Boobs, sports, gear, and beer all rain down from its masculine sky. There isn’t a guy on Earth that can’t find something to love.
The web design on Egoallstars is a fine example of a modern online magazine aesthetic. Everything is well displayed and easy to find. The main menu sits up top and contains the options Home, Photos, Celebs, Gear, Sports, Egotastic, and Search.
Egotastic is a sister site that does the exact same thing as Egoallstars. Its primary task is to give the concept more reach. For you webmasters out there, reach is the name of the game, and Egoallstars has a ton. Not only do they have multiple sites to increase traffic, but they carry articles about everything men love. A site like this gives you insane access to every man on the planet. Even men not currently looking to jerk off can run into your content and tuck it away for later use.
Spreading your advertisement to platforms that are not pure porn can boost traffic substantially. Not every man is like me. Most could never hope to handle my rigorous masturbation schedule. If you want to get to those guys, they need to see you in other spaces besides porn tube sites.
Let's take a look at some of the articles to give you an idea of how you can contribute to Egoallstars. Britney Spears has been in the spotlight for a couple of decades now, but she doesn’t get any less hot. She does, on the otherhand, get more naked. Britney Spears loves her vacations to Hawaii, and it has become clear why. She spends the whole time naked on the beach! Fuck yeah. I need to move to fucking Hawaii. But, until I can make that work, I’ll have to settle for the pictures in this article.
Thanks Dr. Phil
Bhad Bhabie became an infamous viral sensation after her appearance on the Dr. Phil Show. Her tagline “Cash me outside” became often quoted for months after the episode aired. Well, a decade-plus after that incident and Bahd Bhabie has grown up and gotten super hot. You will be glad to know that she is also a slut besides being extremely annoying. She became an only fans models immediately upon her eighteenth birthday. Believe it or not, she made a cool million on her first day. I guess she earned it. I’m sure her Mom is thrilled.
Sometimes Egoallstars likes to come up with games for readers to play. A fine example of this is “Guess the Sheer Lingerie Model and Other Fine Things.” Now that's a game I can fucking get into. I don’t know many celebrity names, but I know how to look at sexy women wearing as little as possible. I could play this shit all day. They should make it into a game show. Perhaps Steve Harvey would be down to host it.
Social media is a hell hole I avoid whenever possible. The problem is that so much great content ends up there. That's why I’m glad Egoallstars has my back. They keep up with the latest sexy happenings out there, so I don’t have to. One of my recent favorite challenges is the booty dimple challenge. Ego takes a look at this phenomenon in the article “Iskra Lawrence Leads the Way with the Booty Dimple Challenge.” Iskra is a model that is well known for her ample white girl booty. Thank goodness bitches are self-conscious; otherwise, they might not show us the things they are self-conscious about.
Egoallstars is the perfect place for a webmaster to attract men to their porn website. It’s a man's man magazine that dudes with full balls love to flock to.
I didn’t get too far into the gear section. Part of the reason I didn't is that they could use some improvement there. Too much of it is suggestions on what to buy your girlfriend or wife as a gift. That's helpful, but it’s not fishing tackle.
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- Concept
- Well written articles
- Lots of sexy celebs
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- Needs better gear