BlueChew Blog

Blue Chew Blog! Masturbating is one of life’s greatest gifts. The ability to grab your cock and experience intense pleasure at the drop of a hat is a power I never want to lose. It’s my happy button. This life can be rough, and it’s comforting to know I always have jerking-off in my corner to help me relieve a day’s stress. I couldn’t imagine getting through life without it.

I’m a lucky guy. I have enough juice in the tank to choke the chicken multiple times a day. That means anytime something stressful happens; I can run away to a quiet space and release the demons. I take full advantage of that fact. Trust me. There is a reason I’m the fucking PornDude. I am a master of my domain. So when my balls want to dump out a fat wad of thick cum, I’m able to oblige them over and over again.

My testosterone levels are high enough to keep my semen production at insane levels. As a result, I’m less man and more cum factory. I live on a four thousand calorie diet to keep up with the energy levels required to pump out that much baby juice. And despite my diet, my brain is still forced to function at sixty percent capacity to save battery power for cum creation.

A blessing, a Curse

Not everyone is as lucky or cursed as I am. Some men require assistance to get their loins boiling over with so much lust. Unfortunately, for most of human history, there was nothing for a person to do about it. At best, they could splint their cock with two polished sticks and hope a bitch didn’t notice the difference. Oh, they did, but perhaps for the best. Suddenly your tiny cock becomes an Atlas 5 rocket complete with boosters.

Eventually, some Shepard brought his herd of goats to a new grazing pasture. The grass looked a bit different, but he didn’t think anything of it. Then, after an hour or so, he noticed his goats getting massive boners. “Whoa! What’s up with these goat boners?” After pondering it for a moment, he decided to make a salad out of the grass they were eating, and after having a couple of helpings, his cock joined his goat’s cock in becoming fully erect. What kind of witchcraft is this shit?

It didn’t take long for horny goat weed to make its rounds, and it was the closest thing to a modern dick pill we had for many moons. You can still find it in capsule form at natural grocery stores and apothecaries. It works okay, but it can’t compete with modern medicine.

In the 90s pharmaceutical giant, Pfizer was developing new heart medications. They were hoping to combat the symptoms of hypertension and angina pectoris with their new drug Sildenafil. It didn’t accomplish its original goal, but it did seem to give patients raging stiff boners. What a plot twist. Fuck having a regular heartbeat. I would much rather have erections in pill form, and so would most of my readers.

By 1996 Sildenafil was patented, and in 1998 it was approved by the FDA for use in treating Erectile dysfunction, also known as ED. By this time, it had been given the now infamous name Viagra. Ten years later, Viagra sales peaked at just under two billion dollars. Boners are a good industry to be in. Trust me; I know.

You might think sales would never peak on a product like Viagra, but it wasn’t a lack of demand that sent Viagra sales down. Instead, it was the introduction of competition. Only five short years after the rise of Sildenafil, Tadalafil was approved by the FDA for the same thing. The erection business was more lucrative than it had ever been. Men and wives everywhere celebrated by fucking their brains out.

The only downside of these pills is that you have to get them. For many men out there, talking about their penis to their Doctor is too much for them. I’m not sure why. If all I had to do were talk cock shop to my doc to get my erections back, I would be all about it - don’t threaten me with a good time.

These days thanks to Google, drug commercials, and WebMD, everyone and their grandma is a licensed medical doctor. That means you can skip the middle man and go straight to the source of the drugs. Tons of websites and subscription services now offer to mail boner pills right to your door. All it takes is a phone or online consultation with a cock doc, and you will have little blue pills being dropped on your porch by the Fed X guy in no time. It’s like fucking magic.

Calling Doctor Cock

Bluechew is one of the respected cock docs on the market. Not only that, but they offer a chewable version of boner meds in case you hate swallowing pills. The Bluechew website is geared first toward informing men about their condition and what they can do about it. Then, they have tons of resources for you to study so you know exactly what is happening in your penis and what medication can do to help.

Second, they want to make men feel comfortable talking about these issues. This isn’t something to be embarrassed about. Tons of men of all ages suffer from boner issues. Not everyone has been masturbating at least four times a day since they were twelve. I’m a trained fucking professional. My lifestyle would kill most people.

Well, in an effort to make men feel at ease, Bluechew hosts a blog in which they talk about everything sex. After all, there is more to sex than having a stiffy. You dumbasses probably didn’t even know that. You better get educated, and what better way to do that than on a boner blog.

Lots of the blog entries are focused on the drugs. There are posts with titles such as “What is Tadalafil?”, “What is Sildenafil?”, “Is Bluechew Legit?” and “The Beginner’s Guide to Bluechew.” But they also have articles about sex and culture such as, “Here’s Why You’re Hungry After Sex” and “The Seven Best Foods To Eat Before Sex.” Who the fuck are all these people eating before sex? The only thing I eat before sex is pussy. I’m not trying to fuck while I’m gassy or constipated. I have work to do.

There is one brand of article missing, and that’s where you come in. They need some porn posts. And what better way to test your new chewable generic Viagra than watching some porn. These are the exact motherfuckers you want on your site. Their cock has just been gifted new life. They are about to go buck wild on their cocks for at least a couple of weeks.

So, you have decided to submit some articles for posting on the Bluechew blog; what the fuck should you write about? Your posts need to inspire a man to go from reading to jerking off. I have a couple of suggestions for you. Well, obviously, your post should focus on your website. I would start with a list of the hottest new porn, and of course, it goes without saying that all that porn will be featured on your site, and you can even include links.

You can continue that theme and create a post about your favorite porn stars of the moment. Once again, this can include links to your porn site. Guy’s will read about your favorite sluts and immediately be inspired to chew up a pill and go to pound town with themselves.

Bluechew is one of the most trusted online resources for erectile dysfunction medication. Few websites do a better job of informing their clientele about both their problem and the solution. Convenient doesn’t even begin to describe Bluechew. Are you looking forward to making an appt with your Doctor, waiting a month, talking to the guy about your penis, getting a script, and waiting another week for the script before you can get to cumming? Wouldn’t you rather confer with a doctor online and have your medication shipped to you in just a couple of days?

As wonderful as the service is, it could still use some improvement. First, there are not many posts on the blog yet. They require content ASAP. Yours will be one of the first porn-themed posts. Second, they should promote the blog on their regular site more. A lovely banner or blurb under the menu would go a long way to directing traffic toward the blog.

You need to get your name out far and wide. Who better to hear of your porn site than a bunch of dudes who just regained use of their dicks?