Men's Health

What is there to say about a site like Men’s Health? If you have visited a supermarket in the last 30-years, you have seen issue-after-issue of this fucking magazine. Just because it’s a staple of supermarkets around North America doesn’t mean that it’s synonymous with other magazines you’ve spotted in the same section for years.

You know what I’m talking about. Publications like National Enquirer and those trash celebrity circulars that warn you that Jesus is coming back while showcasing the latest celebrity to accidentally show her pussy in public. No, Men’s Health has some value. Especially if you are a dude that gives a shit about themselves.

The website portion of Men’s Health has the same quality content that has made the publication such a household name. Learn something about your male body by visiting Men’s Health. Maybe, just maybe, paying a visit to Men’s Health will stop being a fat ass, get off the couch, and do something about it!

Nearly 40-year publication

It’s getting increasingly rare to find publications that have been in circulation for decades. It used to be that no matter where you fucking looked, you could find dozens of magazines that had been around longer than fucking Betty White herself has been alive. Goddamn that’s a long fucking time!

Nowadays, it’s getting harder to find a print magazine that has survived the Internet. Which begs the question: who the fuck is still reading print magazines anymore? Old fucks that don’t know how to open a Web browser? Stupid mother fuckers that still get on the Internet with a dial-up modem? Where are these people?!

They must be around, and I suppose there is a lot of them. Because even though the print magazine industry is fucking deader than your sex life, Men’s Health is still churning out print versions of its magazine every goddamn month. At the time of this review, Men’s Health has been around for nearly 40-years. It’s an incredible achievement that few magazines nowadays can boast.

Too many print magazines have began then ended in a flash. Far too many that were old as fuck just disappeared. For a print magazine to not only exist but thrive in the age of the Internet, the content has to fucking be there.

So to see a publication like Men’s Health not only succeed in an era where print magazines are as forgotten as the goddamn delivery milkman is fucking impressive. You know that there has to be a reason for it. Guess what? I’m going to tell you why! I own a fleet of sites like Porn Webmasters – I know how the media works!

Men’s Health is successful as fuck because quite frankly, their content kicks a lot of ass. As a porn webmaster, you have probably read articles after article and listened to one YouTube video to the next all telling you the same thing. That in order to have a successful brand, there must be value in the content.

These ‘experts’ that peddle this shit to you act like the ‘content is king’ approach on the Internet is some new and revolutionary discovery. Let me fill you in on a little secret: content has always been king. No matter if we’re talking about on the Internet, television, radio, or goddamn Native American smoke signals. Good content has always been vital to any brand’s existence. And it’s why Men’s Health continues to be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to other brands in the healthcare content niche.

Because Men’s Health has been a leading publication of, you know, men’s health since 1986, that fucking means something. Men’s Health has brand awareness that few men’s health brands can touch. Sure, you can go to any blog and read about how some jackass is on a keto diet where he eats raw meat, drinks his own piss, and sleeps on a bed of fucking rocks outside like a caveman.

But how accurate is that information? There is no fucking way of knowing. At least when you read the content on Men’s Health, you know that the quality control is levels upon levels above your typical blog. They value sensible, accurate information that can at least point you in the right direction to improving your health. Sometimes, getting the most important information – like health info – from proven, tried-and-true publications is the better option.

All things men’s health

What kind of information can you expect to find on Men’s Health? An assortment of content all tailored toward most aspects of your health. There is a section for essentially any kind of content that you would ever want to read as it relates to your overall health.

What I found as I was digging through all the different sections on Men’s Health is that there are all kinds of sections devoted to helping you to maximize your health. I noticed various categories like fitness, health, sex and relationships, nutrition, and more. To access all of these categories, simply select the three white lines at the left top of the homepage (on the desktop version). There, you will find every category that is available for you to explore at your leisure.

Click on a category – let’s say sex & relationships as an example – will show you all the content and articles that are available for this particular section of the site. The featured articles will be shown at the very top of the page, and it’s evident when you see the large thumbnails that are displayed near the top. The larger the thumbnail it seems, the more featured the article/editorial.

As you go down the page, you will find other articles that are featured in the section. These thumbnails are smaller and are the less featured articles, though they are worth exploring all the same. Don’t expect to be able to read a fuck load of articles and absorb a ton of content in each section. It seems that Men’s Health only features their top articles on one page. While it would be awesome to go through the archives of content easier, that’s not exactly the kind of publication that Men’s Health is to begin with. Their content is all about the moment, and you won’t find many articles that date back years on Men’s Health.

Even so, the content on Men’s Health will certainly make you stand up and take notice. Between the professional thumbnails that are expertly designed to capture your attention to the awesome headlines that will entice you to click and watch the content whenever you read them, everything is created to make you click, read, and get something out of the content.

Hell, just look at some of these headlines. ‘There are ways to get bigger balls?’ ‘Bob from Bob’s Burgers is actually bisexual?’ Seriously, why the hell would you not click on any of these?

Okay, so maybe the article with the headline ‘Jake Gyllenhaal Used Pillow Technique in Sex Scene’ isn’t something that you will want to click on, because fuck that guy. But for every one of those fucking ‘clickbaity’ articles, there is an article that seems like it would have some value. Like ‘The Spork Requires Minimum Work for Max Pleasure,’ which sounds like a win in my opinion!

You won’t solely find information about your sex life, though. I even found categories pertaining to technology and hardware reviews. Which is fucking neat if you are a techie, want to read science news, or want to find a gift idea for that hot bitch you want to fuck later in the holiday season.

Outstanding Web design

Unsurprisingly, Men’s Health has amazing Web design that instantly makes you feel at ease. I would hope this was the case, since Men’s Health is a publication with an insane budget. So you would think that they would at least have hired a capable Web designer to make the site look amazing.

That is exactly what Men’s Health achieves. The color scheme and iconic white text logo immediately lets you know that you are browsing a publication that know what you want to read. It is inviting like I already alluded to. I have no doubt that you will find yourself browsing and reading the articles that jump out at you, all to educate yourself and get healthier.

You sit on your ass all day at a porn webmaster most likely, so get fit. Figure out the best way to get your sex life into high gear, or simply how to fucking get off without feeling like a bag of dicks in the process. You may even figure out that you love anal beads, as an article that was all about a beginner’s guide to the love bead mentioned.

Whether you want to get tips on weightlifting, being a sex hound, or you enjoy a good interview with a douchebag celebrity like Jake Gyllenhaal, your time on Men’s Health will not be wasted. Look at the kind of content that you can expect to find on this print publication’s website and discover – whether for the first time or for the first time in years – the quality content that Men’s Health produces every fucking month!

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Men’s Health is a publication that has been around for nearly 40-years. The website has the same caliber of enticing information just like the paper edition. With new content that you cannot help but click on and read, it may just become one of your favorite sites to learn all about your health as a male. If they continue producing new, captivating content as they do, the Web version of Men’s Health should be around for one hell of a long time!