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As a porn webmaster, it’s your job to connect with possible customers every opportunity you get. Most webmasters understand that this means getting promo content out on popular tube sites, but your work doesn’t end there. You also need to reach out and intimately connect with possible clientele. One great way to do that is by taking advantage of porn blogs.

As I’ve mentioned before, the greatest asset of porn blogs is the type of masturbator they attract. Casual masturbators don’t go out of their way to visit porn blogs. Instead, they log on, jerk off, close the computer, and try to forget the experience ever happened. It’s like they are ashamed to have cocks.

Not porn blog readers, though. When bloggers finish masturbating, their day of perverted behaviors has only just begun. They have no guilt. They understand they are a man and have a man's urges. Porn isn’t just a utilitarian function for them. It’s a lifestyle that they live twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty-five days a year.

A real man doesn’t pretend that masturbation doesn’t exist during his refractory period. He knows that another pocket pool session is just around the corner and that it would be best to start planning for it now.

Where the Wild Sluts Roam

Bloggers also know that the best porn can be found on blogs. The content that pops up on porn tube sites is the same old shit. You’ve been there and done that already. If you want to find some new and exciting shit, you need blogs. It’s where like-minded men come together to share all the greatest content they have come across. As one man, you could never hope to find all the incredible porn that graces the net. It takes a group to squeeze the internet for all it’s worth. Blogs are where these groups share their findings.

Porn suggestions aren’t the only things you will find on blogs. All aspects of masturbation and sexual perversion are covered. You can learn to build your own fleshlight, how to best interact with live cam models, and even find out the latest happenings in the industry. Porn content is the industry's product, but blogs are its pulse.

Believe it or not, you can even score sex advice on porn blogs. I understand that the chances of you having intercourse are slim to none, but it’s still a good idea to know how to do it. Even if you never use the knowledge on a woman, it will help to inform your fantasies. Something tells me even imaginary women in your head tell you how much you suck at fucking. That shit is harsh.

There are many porn blogs out there, but far too many receive no upkeep. Many porn sites make a blog because they think they have to but never update the place. However, Talktome is not one of those places. They are as passionate about their blog as they are about any other aspects of their website.

Talktome is a phone sex and sexting website. I haven’t fully figured it out, but something about the site attracts some of the best and sexiest phone sex operators in the world. The way the site splits profits must favor the ladies cause this place only hosts the best of the best.

They don’t stop at sexting and phone sex, though. You can also talk live, use email, or receive voice mail. No matter how you want it, you can find it.

The blog covers a ton of topics. If it has to do with sex, porn, or masturbation, there is an article about it. The web design goes above and beyond to create an engaging atmosphere with a fun aesthetic. So many blogs look straight out of the middle ages, but this one is clearly of the modern era.

Let’s take a look at some of the articles here to give you an idea of how you can contribute as a webmaster. Many articles on Talktome are tips-based. Who wouldn’t want to read “Tips To Up your Ejaculation”? Aren’t we all trying to do that every day? I certainly wouldn’t mind some scientific advice on the subject.

The average man produces between 1.5 and 5 milliliters of cum with every load. That's quite a significant range. Unfortunately, there is no magic cure to increase your load size, and all the suggestions here are shit my readers would never do in a hundred years. First, they suggest cumming less. HA! Yeah, fucking right. The second is to hydrate better. My readers aren’t going to get healthier. Are you fucking nuts? Worst of all, the last suggestion is diet and exercise. I almost laughed myself into a stroke reading that one. If I’m not willing to diet and exercise to prevent laugh-related strokes, then I’m not doing it for anything.

When it comes to ejaculatory concerns, load size should be the least of your worries. What you need to be concerned about is how long it takes you to cum. Sex should never be measured in nanoseconds. You guys can’t pull your cock out to take a piss without getting precum on your whitey tighties.

You will be absolutely crushed to know that their first suggestion for increasing your stamina is working out again. Perhaps instead of trying to change your penis, you should start practicing radical self-acceptance. One piece of advice my readers might actually use is to practice edging. Edging is taking yourself right to the edge of orgasm and then pulling away. Repeat that cycle a few times whenever you masturbate, and you should see an improvement in cum control.

The Soul of the Labia

The thumbnail for the article “Strange Sex Saturday - All About Feet” is attention-grabbing, to say the least. It portrays a foot-shaped cock sleeve where the pussy entrance is on the soles. If you suffer from even a mild case of Trypophobia, this image will trigger it. I can think of at least a million things I would rather stick my cock into. Feet guys are always taking it to the next level. As much as I’m horrified, I’m also impressed.

There are a ton of fetishes out there. It would be impossible to know them all. As webmasters, you don’t need to know them all, but you should be aware of this rule of thumb: the more strange the fetish, the more dedicated the fanbase. There might not be many guys with an umbrella fetish, but if you include umbrella porn in your library, you can bet you will attract every umbrella fetishist in the world. And they will be dedicated also. You can expect them to arrive every day.

This article includes some examples of strange fetishes to keep an eye out for. Actirasty would either be the best or most annoying fetish in the world. Artists get turned on by the sun's rays. This could be heaven if you live in Hawaii and hell if you live in Alaska. Honestly, if you have important shit to do, it can be hell in Hawaii also. Imagine trying to work while you’re busting nuts all day.

We all know the old phrase anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough. Agalmatophilia fetishists are turned on by statues and mannequins. Unless you want to get arrested as an accomplice, I don’t recommend visiting a museum with one of these folks. Staff won’t take kindly to a bitch sitting on a Divine sculpture-like it's a Sabian.

Much like the world that represents it, psellismophilia is a bizarre fetish, even amongst other weird fetishes. Psellismophilia is the love of stuttering. I’m willing to bet a fair portion of my readers stutters. If you can find one of these bitches your life will improve by leaps and bounds.

Talktome is a well-run and maintained porn blog loaded with all the advice and information a masturbator needs to be at his most effective. The type of motherfuckers that visit a site like this are the exact types of motherfuckers you need to visit your site. This won’t be an increase in regular traffic. It will be an increase in dedicated traffic that will return to your site again and again.

Talktome is one of the best design blogs I’ve come across in many moons. The aesthetic is engaging and eye-pleasing. However, I would still love to see them change the background color from white to almost anything else. White backgrounds are harsh on the eyes when reading in low light.

Talktome attracts some of the most passionate masturbators the world has to offer. If you can attract them to your site, you are two-thirds the way to running a successful porn website.