DrunkenStepfather

Drunken Stepfather! Some adult industry resource websites are straight to the point and try to be as intellectual as possible. With so much diversity now and past trends in the adult entertainment industry, there are plenty of arthouse erotica sites that try to come off as deep and artsy.

But not every NSFW is like that at all, as we know.

With a name like Drunken Stepfather, I am sure that you already know that there is no pretense that this website is highly irreverent. But that does not mean it is one of those that is unoriginal and trite. Neither should that name imply that they have only one sort of smut or information.

Continue reading on to see what I mean.

The Look Of This Site Might Make Your Eyeballs Implode

When you first look at this website, I think you'll get both enthusiastically excited, and a little overwhelmed rather than use the typical minimalist or near minimalist design that you typically see on most websites – particularly adult-oriented blogs.

This one does not adhere to the usual webpage layout, but they are not messy like some amateurs who haphazardly throw shit together without any forethought or sense of style. This is also not one of those websites that look like a hyperactive teen designed them while hopped up on five energy drinks. You know what I'm talking about, the ones that blast your optical orbs with color, flashing banners, and all that shit.

Drunken Stepfather might come off as a little busy as they do have a lot of complex colors, gradients, graphics, and links on every page. However, it is oddly coherent and fits the intentionally vulgar theme of the site. It is a little hard to explain, so you should look it up for yourself, but before you do, see what this site is about.

The Posts, However, Might Make Your Genitalia Explode

The main focus here is on all sorts of female nudity ranging from amateurs posting their privates on whatever the current NSFW-safe social media site or celebrities who are revealing quite a bit of skin for all to see.

The bad news: there really is not a focus on proper pornstars, and instead, they look at famous and (boner) rising models. Good news: there really is not a focus on proper pornstars, and instead, they look at famous and (boner) rising models.

Fortunately, there are also different themed posts that are posted fairly regularly, such as the Titty of the Day, Nipples of the Day, and, well, you get the idea. The length of the text varies from post to post, but everything is fun to read. Further, many of these posts often have links to longer or more extensive versions of the scorching sexy content being described on DSF.

Just like a particular blogger who goes by the initials TPD, the person running DSF certainly has a churlish, sacrilegious, and otherwise wonderfully irreverent sense of humor. Also, I should besides the links through which a specific post focuses, all other blogs come with a load of (semi)random links to other funny and/or fap-worthy content.

In addition to what I already mentioned, this site has other entertainment posts that some of you might enjoy. When it comes to information relevant to celebrity culture, but not too risque, there are many posts about general celebrity information that can be informative and sometimes funny.

Commendations for this type of material, all around. Brava!

There Is A VIDEO Section But It Is NOT What It Seems

One of the things that I regret to say is the fact that not every link is what it seems like. To give a prime example, the prominent VIDEO link in the main menu of every page seems like it would take you to a page of babes bathed in sunlight (or studio light, I guess) posing in a pleasing fashion. While you are not guaranteed not to see that, this is more of a glorified random spam link session. Granted, once you get there, it is obvious based on the clickbait-y titles, but it is something that I can do without. As a rule, I would be wary of which links are in the main menu and which will one day appear after this review is published.

Of Course, They Have A Forum Full Of Innuendo And Nakedness

I cannot tell a lie – or at least I opt not to – but I have to say that I am impressed by the forum which is hosted by DSF. Given the type of content that this webmaster likes to post, I imagine that you can guess what is going to be posted to this part of the network.

Well, I'll tell you anyway.

There are tens of thousands of threads, each with innumerable posts that go on about all sorts of stuff related to raunchy sex. Some examples include polls wherein the poster and respondents go on about how fucked up they are. Others are all about sharing parts of the member's, well, his physical member's sensual experience in one particular sensual scenario…or several.

There are plenty of people to interact with and lots of free fap material to be seen. This is another aspect of DSF that I think is commendable. Interestingly, they also include instructions on how to block "pesky" ads. If you prefer to use FireFox, they have a download for you.

Spam Factor Ain't Too Big A Deal To Me

When first looking at it, I had to say that this site ain't too bad when it comes to being so damn greedy they ruin the viewers' experience with an excess of banners and other such bullshit. Sure there are ads, but most of them are not deceptively hidden, and they aren't going to distract you, unless I guess you're one of those people who really, really needs to be on Ritalin.

I should say, though, that you should watch out for what is on the menu. Some of the links, like the aforementioned STEPFORUM link, are legit, but the GOSSIP, SPORTS, HOTTEST BABES, and, obviously, the VIDEOS links are bullshit.

Now For The Obligatory Remarks On The Mobile Optimization

What would a website be if it did not look good on a hand held device? I'll tell you what: not one that deserves a perfect rating (!) – but more on my final assessment on this website later. Anyway, Drunken Step Father gets top marks from me once again for how crisp everything has been optimized and otherwise very clean, especially for a website that has so much damn dirty content. XD

And Now For The Applications Of DSF And Who Their Target Audience Is

Honestly, this really is not the best blog to look to use as a resource for your online business activities. But that is not a reason to knock it, especially when you can knob off to it. I would say that the target audience is any person who appreciates beautiful women and enjoys novelty when seeing (near) nudity.

"Join The Newsletter You Assholes," And I Say

To keep up with all of the shenanigans on this massive network and possibly get some convenient bonuses, you can sign up for the newsletter. According to the sign up page, "It's filled with exclusive content and free giveaways…" and also it's "the best way to join the DrunkenStepfather Family…" which I think is funny in addition to being true.

Another way to keep up would be by paying attention to the official DSF Facebook page – found by searching for @DrunkenStepfather – and Instagram account called @drunkenstepfatherdotcom. Both have loads of hilarious and (SFW) hot posts which I am sure all of you to enjoy for days. #winning

Sadly though, the RSS feed and Twitter page are down, but let's be serious, those are plenty of other ways to keep up with this brand.

Now for my all important final assessment of this website.

I am a little put off by the occasional ads that crop up, but this is one of those sites that I think has found a balance between good design and enough commercial banners. #howrareright The design is a little busy, but I still maintain that this site looks good to me.

Since there is so much I-don't-give-a-shit content and attitude of the webmaster – that reminds me a bit of someone else I know – I have a special fondness for this site. Even if you don't derive any practical utility to this website you should check it now courtesy of my link.