Popoholic

As a webmaster, you need to blow your own horn once in a while. Some of us are a bunch of gifted writers who dazzle the shit out of people. I could write a review blindfolded and still kick the shit out of all ThePornDude wannabees. That’s exactly why these cunts keep reviewing my website and blog, trying to convince people that I’m no good. However, they don’t understand that I am THE reason people read their shitty review in the first place. I want you to get some of my confidence and rock the world of adult entertainment!

Yes, some of us are geniuses, and others have found a way to earn cash and gain traffic without having to invest a serious stash of greens in their website. Popoholic.com, the website that I am going to be reviewing today, does nothing but collect nude celeb photos, puts them on their website, and writes a couple of sentences on the subject. Even their About us section advises visitors to cut all the reading crap and go straight to the obscene photos. An honest crowd, I have to admit. What’s in it for you? You are about to find out.

The importance of backlinks

Good old black hat marketing. Anytime I write a review, I think about webmasters who don’t have a clue about running a website. Once again, I am going to simplify things and make every detail as simple and understandable as possible. The first thing you want to do is go to Popoholic.com and take a good look around. You will need to focus on their features and blogs and pay close attention to the websites they are cooperating with. The moment you find a website of your interest, click on the link and make contact. Think of it as a free source of valuable information.

In most cases, you will need to pay to advertise on a certain website. It’s up to you to decide whether this is something you want or need. The more ads, the bigger the traffic. On the other hand, Popoholic.com features links to websites that also deal with celebs. In some cases, these websites won’t deal with anything else or feature a link to a random XXX page no matter what. Simply put, they take care of their website’s authority, and that is something that you have to respect. I am not saying that cooperation with porn websites is out of the question. I guess you will have to find out for yourself.

101 on Popoholic.com

Yes, I know that you don’t care about the website’s history, but trust me, you want to know who you are dealing with. Like the majority of websites that focus on celebs, Popoholic.com is a plain place that focuses on quantity. This page has been around since 2006 and has managed to collect a serious stash of nude celeb photos. I am talking about a bunch of semi-popular people, reality show stars, as well as a couple of big names. Ariana Grande, Bella Hadid, Kate Hudson…you know, the hotties that are a quality source of boners all over the world.

I was stoked to see a separate section named Advertisement. In most cases, websites write a couple of lines on the subject and even post prices. You know, the number of slots, number of days and the price. Not this time! Only an email address and another reminder that Popoholic.com has a lot of visitors. It felt like I fell out of a time-traveling machine straight into the early 2000s. C’mon people! This is the era of the internet, marketing, communication, and advertisement. No webmaster will wait for your response for days! I like to know who I am dealing with, and that is something that I highly recommend to everyone reading my reviews.

The importance of promotion

Having money that you can invest in paid promotions is great. The ads are sure to help you reach more people and get your website more traffic. Popoholic.com claims to have an army of devoted fans, meaning that this could be THE place to put an ad. I guess that this is the easier way to promote your page. On the other hand, I always like to focus on cheaper or free ways to promote one's website. After all, pornwebmaster.com was created to help those in need and those who lack the funds to pay for a proper commercial. You'll thank me later. Now, I want you to focus on a website's image.

The way others see your website is crucial. There is a shitload of pages on the internet that are neither unique nor high-quality, but they still manage to do business for years and decades. They are clever. They find ways to cooperate with famous websites, put them in the Friends list, including their links, etc. How many times have you seen a link leading to Wikipedia? Probably a thousand times, but you never thought about the importance of that all. In such a way, your website gets authority, meaning that search engines recognize your content as reliable and trustworthy.

Don’t forget about internal linking

Remember me saying to blow your own horn once in a while? I meant it. Let’s talk about Wikipedia again. The articles you see on this website are written by volunteers who usually choose to stay anonymous. The editors are also a bunch of volunteers. Any fucker can write an article about himself and post it on Wikipedia! Even the page itself admits to having content that is not 100% trustworthy. So, how did they manage to become a “brand”? They realized the importance of internal linking! Now it’s your chance to use this strategy to turn your website into a cash paradise.

Popoholic.com follows this pattern and makes the best out of internal linking. Look at their website! Every blog features a link that leads to yet another blog on Popoholic.com. If you decide to accept this strategy, you won't have to rely on other websites to help you out. With internal linking, you will choose which pages to boost and create a whole network of links that will help search engines to recognize your website as a reliable and trustworthy source of information. A recent study claims that getting more than 50 external links per month is impossible. With internal licking, only the sky's the limit!

Let’s not forget about the users. Internal links help people to browse through your page and find exactly what they want to read. Contextual links are the most valuable in terms of SEO. They are enclosed within a blog or any kind of text. They simply give the reader more information about the subject he or she is interested in. On the other hand, related links are the things that you see on Popoholic.com. Both strategies help readers, and it all comes down to them, right! Fuck links and ads if people hate the shit you are posting!

Not much left to say

There you have it! I have worked my ass off to tell you everything a webmaster needs to know about Popoholic.com. Did I like the website? Well, the content is hot, if you are into celebs, everything is free, and the crew behind the page seems to be adding new content on a regular basis. As a webmaster, you need to consider all of this info and decide if you want to pay to promote your content here. Popoholic.com is a good place to visit, but I am not sure if it has the potential to promote a regular porn website. I think that this whole place revolves around nude celebs, to be honest.

At the end of the day, send these fuckers an email and hope for the best. Maybe they will find a way to adjust a couple of rules and make an exception. Sending them an email is your only option, which is sad. In any case, you are more than welcome to check a big-ass collection of sizzling photos, wank off to them, or add them to your secret pervy folder. Take your time, and think about all the ways you could make this whole thing work. In the meantime, have a blast with a bunch of fuckable stars who don’t shy away from nudity. Goodbye, pervs!