SexTechGuide

Sex Tech Guide! My readers are not your average everyday masturbators. My readers take it to the next level and beyond. Where the average man gives up and puts his cock down, the Porndude reader carries his cross and pushes forth through the muck and mire. Nothing can stop us from finding the porn that fulfills our needs. Neither hell nor high water can block the path between us and our penises.

Because of this, I know you guys like to stay up to date on not only the latest porn but also any new developments in the porn and sex industry. There isn’t a penis sleeve or cock ring that makes it to market without my fans noticing it. We have our fingers on the pulse of pocket pool.

I am the perfect way to ensure you never miss a thing, but I’m not the only one out here doing the Lord's work. I am joined by sites such as Sextechguide. Sextechguide was started by men of a similar vein to my own. Real men. Manly men. Men that know how and who and when to fuck. The answers are simple. Who? Who I want. When? When I want. How? How I want.

For Men Whose Balls Never Empty

Sextechguide is an online men's magazine geared towards guys whose balls are always full. They keep up on all the latest toys, porn, and sex tech so they can keep you informed. The tech in shit like cock sleeves is constantly improving. What you would have bought a couple of years ago is nothing compared to new models. Don’t get left in the dried cum dust.

The web design is similar to many online magazines, so you don’t have to worry about getting lost. The main menu is up top and contains the options Home, News, Porn apps, Dating, VR porn, Reviews, Sex robots, Cams, Featured, and More.

The best way to get an idea of Sextechguide is to check out some of the fun content, so let's dive into the news. The headline “P(enis)S5: Playstation 5 - Compatible Penis Sleeve Coming this Spring” grabbed my attention right away. Being that I’ve been in close communication with Elon Musk during the development of the soon-to-be-announced Tesla Sex Robot, I already knew this tech was around the corner. I’ve absolutely loved my TSR: BPVIII (Tesla Sex Robot Beta Prototype Version Three). When it’s released, men might retire from organic pussy completely.

For those unable to spend Tesla Sex Robot money, you will be able to buy one of these PS5 cock sleeves. It won’t give you the total body experience, but it will take your cock on a serious ride. When used while watching compatible VR porn, you might forget how much of a sexless loser you are.

On a similar note, haptic vests promise to increase the range of the virtual sexual experience. When worn, these vests allow the wearer to experience thirty different sensations while enveloped in a virtual sexual encounter. To be fair, this vest is marketed for gamers, but so is a lot of tech that can also be retrofitted to meet the needs of the modern masturbator. Basic models start at around three hundred bucks, so it's about the price of a decent hooker, but you get to use it again and again.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, Facebook recently rebranded under the name Meta. The goal of meta is the creation of a digital metaverse where people from around the world can meet on a digital landscape. This has dozens of applications between professional and private use. Of course, the first thing men like you and I as is, “Can we fuck in it?” The answer is not yet.

While dating will undoubtedly be a part of Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse, it’s unlikely sex will. In order for this service to be marketable by a company such as meta, adult-use will have to be cast aside. However, that doesn’t mean that the technology Meta develops won’t be used to build a digital universe sex can be a part of.

Speaking of dating in the metaverse, the start-up NeverMet is already on the ball. They hope to be the home of dating in this new digital landscape and see themselves as the Tinder of virtual reality. For better or worse, that brings us one step closer to seeing Orcs and Lepricons fucks in real life.

While plenty of my readers are pussies, I doubt any are such pussies that they’re vegan. It takes all kinds, though, so I’m sure a few of you have wandered in. If so, you will be happy to know that Vibio is the first sex tech company to receive an official vegan trademark. That means while you’re welcome to use your new dildo on the neighborhood strays, Vibio didn’t.

Few keep up with cock sleeves more than Sextechguide does. There must be a guy working there who spends all day, every day fucking cock sleeves and writing reviews. His life is both terribly exhausting and wonderfully rewarding. He leaves work every day with a gaunt face and balls like deflated birthday balloons. So let's take a moment of silence for the hero of modern man.

Alright, that's enough. His life is its own reward. One of the newest arrivals on the cock sleeve market is the Lovense Calor. What sets this apart from other sleeves is that it both massages and is squeezable. This allows you to control precisely how much pressure is applied to your manhood. That's why I call this bad boy the Lovense Calor Edge master 5000. You will be begging yourself to let yourself cum.

Everyone from industry professionals to casual masturbators held their breath when Onlyfans announced they were removing adult content from their platform. Of course, that didn’t last long, and it is widely regarded as one of the worst business decisions ever made. You will be glad to know that Onlyfans is still doing well despite that shake-up. They had a profitable 2021, and men still flock in droves to masturbate to Onlyfans models.

This is good news because Onlyfans competitors, such as ifans and FanCentro, were chomping at the bit to get models to make the jump to their platforms. The previous owners sold their stake at the end of 2021, and the new owners are porn focused. You don’t have to worry about missing out on your favorite content for many moons to come.

Condoms a Lego Man Could Wear

My readers don’t have much sex, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn't keep a condom or two on hand just in case. The thing is, finding the right condom can be difficult for my readers to do. They aren’t known for having the largest cocks in the world, and most condoms aren’t small enough. RealSize custom condoms hope to change that. RealSize takes a three-dimensional scan of your cock and creates condoms that are the perfect fit. As a bonus, you also receive a virtual model of your penis. Not that anyone wants a virtual model of your penis.

Any dog owners out there know how hard it can be to get them not to chew shit that they desperately want to chew. Unfortunately, one of the things dogs like to chew is sex toys. It makes sense. Many are stick-like and are covered in a chewy synthetic wrap. Let's not forget the enticing scent. That's why US sex tech brand Lioness has created a sex toy-shaped dog toy. Something has to distract Fido from the real thing.

The toy doesn’t vibrate or connect to Bluetooth like Lioness’ usual line of products, but it does squeak when squeezed. It’s also much cheaper at only fifteen dollars. You will be glad to spend every one of those pennies if it keeps the real thing from being destroyed and strewn about your neighbor's yard.

Sextechguide is a superb resource for men like us who require constant ball-draining. They will keep you up to date on all the latest happenings in masturbation tech and porno. Whether it be cock sleeves, sex robots, virtual reality, porn video games, or porn sites, Sextechguide will keep you on the cutting edge. Don’t fall behind and become the crotchety old man of masturbation. Keep up with the youngins. They are balls deep in a PS5 controller for a reason.

As much as I love the place, I still see areas that Sextechguide could improve on. I’m unsure why they haven’t created a subscription service. I don’t mean they should put the site behind a paywall. I mean, they should have a sign-up for readers to receive email alerts, get access to a favorites folder, and receive a tailored feed.

Sextechguide is one of my favorite resources for all the latest masturbation news. Be more like me and find out for yourself.