SecretHostess Blog

Being an escort can be hard work. A working girl simply never knows what the week will bring. Will it be a chilled 9-5 of laying on your back as guy after guy pumps and dumps you, or will it be an overtime-style week of guys wanting to unleash everything from the Angry Pirate to the San Francisco Bird Feeder on your body whilst you dodge donkey punches and have to endure up to five golden showers from that bored and horny retired guy who has a bladder that just won't fuckin’ quit?

Yep, it’s a tough job. But do you know what’s even tougher than being a whore? Being one of the guys plucking up the courage to stick his cock in one for the first time! Escorts, hookers, and whores are a specific breed of women, but they’re all unique in their own way. Due to the outdated stigma that surrounds sex work, they’re often battling stereotypes that are, most of the time, simply untrue.

This is why I believe any reputable escort website pairing sex workers with clients needs to come equipped with a well-written blog that keeps hookers and Johns informed about the ins and outs of the modern sex industry as well as detailing useful tips, tricks, and advice to navigate it like a veteran whoremonger.

However, it’s no secret that many escort sites currently online lack such a blog. So I’ve made it one of my many dirty missions to seek out and identify those that do and go balls-deep into them to provide a no-holes-barred review to keep my readers informed and guide their horny hand through the world of escort blogs to show them which ones are best to visit, and which ones are best avoided.

Today, my journey brings me to another escort blog at Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php. This is the official blog of the Secret Hostess escort site, and I’ve been told by those who use it that it has a decent array of content that is well worth reading for hookers and whoremongers alike.

But my review hasn’t even gotten started yet! So, will this escort blog impress me more than the 19-year-old hooker who took a double anal penetration in her ass from my buddies and me for an hour and only cried for fifteen minutes afterwards? Or will it be worse than forgetting your safeword whilst at the mercy of a Hungarian BDSM prostitute who has another round of CBT coming your way?

Let’s get stuck in and find out!

What is Secrethostess.com?

Secrethostess.com is an international escort agency catering to many countries and cities worldwide. The site has thousands of real escort ads from Melbourne to Berlin and London to Los Angeles.

The site's homepage lets you filter down escort ads to countries as niche as Togo and fuckin’ Kunduz province in Afghanistan! In the U.S. section alone, there are well over 100,000 escort ads for you to stick your dick into balls deep.

Naturally, I was keen to explore the aforementioned blog that this escort site had to offer. So far, it had impressed me with its incredible array of countries catered for, so much so that I was genuinely surprised that escorts in North Korea weren’t listed!

What is the Blog like on Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php?

The native blog located at Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php was described as a hub of articles centred around the adult industry to provide a range of useful tips, tricks, and hints for escorts and their clients alike.

Now, the blog is far from the most well-populated in the world regarding content, but allow me to spurt the highlights of the topics I found to be most useful all over your face as we dive deeper into this escort blog review.

● Etiquette When Hiring An Escort - This crucial article tells folks how to behave when meeting a hooker for the first time. From politeness to cleanliness and bringing gifts to stating expectations, there are a lot of nuances that go into meeting a whore. Still, this article covers them all in a straightforward and easy-to-digest way.

● How to Stay Safe as a New Escort - Sadly, there are a lot of fuckin’ loons out there. It’s crucial for a new hooker to know basic safety routines in their job and how to stay safe if shit hits the fan. From trusting your instincts and working with an escort friend to letting someone know where you are when you’re working, these easy-to-remember escort tips are potentially life-saving!

● Mental Health Tips for Escorts - When a cross-dressing client has made you sit through sixteen hours of sissy hypno in one week, you’ll no doubt feel your mental health start to wane. This useful guide informs sex workers how to stay on top of it and provides various useful mental health tips that all sex workers should know.

The Design of the Blog

The blog at Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php is part of the main Secret Hostess site, so it generally follows the same overall theme as the escort listings section. However, there are a few subtle differences which are worth pointing out.

Kicking things off from the top of the site, we have the site's name in black and red lettering. It’s not the most advanced site logo I’ve ever seen, but it is pretty classy and eye-catching, so it does the job it sets out to achieve.

The main menu of the site is short and to the point. Comprising four links, it directs viewers to three third-party affiliate sites offering live sex cams and adult hookups. A drop-down menu to find sugar babies in various cities also directs you to a third-party site.

Finally, at the end of the main menu is a dropdown hamburger menu that details various areas of the actual Secret Escorts site rather than sending you to external partners. Further down, we have the blog listings themselves.

Blog posts are vertically listed in individual posts that span most of the page. No thumbnail or metadata covers the author or upload date etc. All you get is a short text preview of what’s contained in the article.

When you open a blog post to read, most have a featured image (often a generic stock image) and are well-formatted, well-written, and a breeze to read overall. However, don’t expect much imagery in the text itself.

What I Like Most

Overall, the quality of content on the site is well-written and very useful, particularly if you’re an escort finding their feet or a fresh-faced newbie who is just getting used to the world of whoremongering. However, if you identify as the latter, you’ll find escort-focused content outweighs that catering for clients.

The article's formatting is well done in terms of font, spacing, and writing style, making it very easy to read. However, the lack of images within the text makes reading multiple articles one after another tedious.

Whoever is doing the bulk of the writing on the site is someone well-versed in the sex industry, meaning much of the content gives you a solid insight into what goes on behind the panties of hookers worldwide.

What I Don’t Like

The site's main menu feels deceptive as it’s solely made up of third-party affiliate links, with minimal attention given to the navigation menu to browse the actual Secret Hostess site itself.

The article previews lack any form of a thumbnail and is presented in a dull, generic, and unattractive way that doesn’t entice you to click on them.

Further, most of the articles needed more in-text imagery, making reading a little tedious after a while. The choice of stock images used as a featured image at the top of each article could do with some work, too, as they appear generic.

The balance towards escort-focused articles heavily outweighs content focusing on the clients themselves. At the time of writing, there were only two articles dedicated to providing advice for whoremongers. The rest aimed at advising escorts on various aspects of the sex industry and dealing with clients.

Suggestions I Have for Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php

Alter the main menu so that it gives users some useful links that help them navigate the site rather than trying to send them to an external affiliate site every step of the way.

Adjust the article previews so that the featured image shows up as a thumbnail rather than presenting each topic as a block of text which is unattractive to click on.

Add more imagery within the text of each article to break up the paragraphs and make it easier for the reader’s eye to withstand multiple articles. After all, the longer they stay on your site, the better it is for you!

Balance the article topics better so that the overall portfolio of articles weighs around 50/50 on escort and client-focused topics. Currently, the former heavily outweighs the latter.

Conclusion

Overall, Secrethostess.com/blog_posts.php offers a short but sweet portfolio of decent escort blogs that someone with solid experience in the scene writes. However, there are several areas that the site admins can work on to vastly improve the overall quality of the blog.

From a better balance between topics catering to hookers and their clients to improved overall optimisation regarding imagery and the main menu, this site doesn’t need to make drastic changes. Still, these adjustments will undoubtedly bring it forward as a far more formidable escort blog that it has the potential to be!