Naughty Ads Blog

It’s no secret that finding a whore to fuck in exchange for cash has never been easier than it has today. In the old days, we’d be forced to prowl the streets of some dodgy-ass area of our hometown and risk our own safety just for a blowjob.

Others might have been forced to seek a more sexually-liberated environment abroad, like Amsterdam’s De Wallen district, only to be snapped by a Japanese tourist’s high-powered Zeiss camera as they negotiate a four-hour strap-on escapade with a Romanian prostitute hanging out in a window brothel. I’m just joking, of course, a Japanese person would never use a Zeiss.

These days, all a budding whoremonger has to do is hop online to their nearest escorts directory and find a promiscuous bitch keen to take their cash in exchange for their holes. Sounds easy, right? Well, some guys still manage to fuck it all up.

Believe me; I’ve heard so many horror stories of guys who’ve messed up their hooker rendezvous so badly they’ve been blacklisted by their local whores and have never returned to the realm of paid pussy ever again. Who would have thought so much trouble could stem from an innocent Leningrad Steamer?

This has led me to believe that every decent escort blog should come equipped with a solid blog that provides useful information for old and new whoremongers alike and help them to navigate the wild world of paid sex like a pro. To help smooth things out, I’ve taken it upon myself to review escort blogs on these sites and help my horny readers find out which ones are worth exploring and which are best avoided.

Today, my journey brings me to Naughtyads.com.au/blog. Amongst my Aussie friends, it’s often the go-to site for finding some quick and easy pussy to bury their dick in. Plus, it’s said to have a blog attached that’s well worth reading. Today, I will find out if it’s a better read than the religious passage tattooed on the lower back of the MILF hooker I fucked up the ass last week or if it’s best avoided altogether.

What is Naughtyads.com.au?

Naughtyads.com.au is an Australian escort site where local whores ply their trade via a series of, well, naughty classified ads! Every region of Australia is represented here, and so too are many of the country's dirtiest whores.

The site claims to be 100% Australian-owned and operated and has won awards for its escort services. Founded in 2012, it has a decade of experience in paid sex and is a solid site for sex workers and their clients alike to do business.

Many of the escorts on here are verified, so you know you’ll be getting what you see in the pictures, and there’s a huge range of different types of sex workers for you to sink your hungry cock into.

The site offers everything from male and female escorts to transsexual hookers and those specialising in BDSM. You can also find erotic massages and strippers advertising on the site too. Overall, this is a great place to indulge in whatever your dick desires, but what’s the blog like?

What is the Blog like on Naughtyads.com.au/blog?

Like any escort site worth its salt, this Aussie-owned website has a dedicated blog located at Naughtyads.com.au/blog. This site has been around for over a decade, so there’s a decent level of content here. This also means it’ll take you a while to get through it all. But that’s where I come in!

I navigated my way through this online jungle of Aussie whores and used my dick as a guide stick to exploring its blog. My mission? To bring you the blog highlights and give you an idea if this site has the type of content that can improve your whoremongering. Now, as a strap-on-wearing Dominatrix would say, open fuckin’ wide!

● Overcome your fear of talking to girls - For many guys meeting a hooker for the first time, they can be intimidated by being in the presence of such audacious whores. In reality, hookers are often friendlier than your average slut on the street. Well, unless you’re booking Latex Leslie for a four-hour caning session, that is. This article details some solid tips to overcome a fear of talking to girls for people feeling unsure about meeting a hooker and not knowing what to say.

● How escorts can improve their photos - Over the years, I’ve seen so many stunning hookers fuck up their online profiles with some shoddy and lazy photo galleries. This awesome gallery guides prostitutes by their sticky hands through the art of taking a solid photo set that gets men’s dicks hard and converts views into bookings.

● Escorts who squirt - Porn has led to many men seeking out escorts who can unleash hell from their pussy in the form of that sweet, sweet female ejaculate. However, you still need to put some work in to make that pussy flow. This article guides whoremongers through the art of making a girl squirt in an easy-to-understand and straightforward way.

● Roleplaying ideas - This article is equally useful for hookers and Johns alike and inspires some creative ways to develop new roleplaying ideas. Because, look, the schoolgirl uniform is outdated now and looks ridiculous when women wear it in their late forties. Like, when the fuck did she graduate? From boss and secretary adventures to groping strangers like something you’d experience on the Tokyo subway, there are some awesome ideas in this article for whores and their clients to create a memorable sexual experience that’s different from the usual fuck and suck.

The Design of the Blog

As one of the leading escort websites in Australia, Naughtyads.com.au is a well-designed site overall; thankfully, this extends to its blog as well. The blog section of the site is introduced with a top bar menu that shows you the site’s red and white logo in the left-hand corner, followed by a drop-down menu taking you to different areas of the site and then a couple of buttons that let you log into or sign up for an account.

Unlike many escort blogs, Naughtyads.com.au/blog allows members to add their own blogs and see their previously uploaded articles via two buttons at the top of the blog page. A large search bar below lets you filter down different topics and authors.

The articles on the blog are then displayed in rows of single thumbnail previews with a decent amount of preview text and decent metadata detailing everything from the author to the upload date. At the bottom of each page of articles are two relevant adult industry ads leading you to third-party sites.

What I Like Most

This very well-established site has been around for ten years and knows the Aussie escort industry like the back of its hand. The content written by the site admins is solid, useful, and worth reading. However, I can’t say the same for user-submitted articles, but I’ll cover that in the next section.

Browsing through the articles on the site is easy, and it's well-optimized for the most part. Thumbnails are clear, large, and alluring to click on. Plus, if you see a particular author who you like (spoiler alert: Naughty Ads are arguably the best writers on here), you can click on their username to get a full portfolio of their content.

What I Don’t Like

Okay, remember the part where I said users could post their own posts on the blog? Well, this is a cool feature, but it also isn’t. I found the content written by the official Naughty Ads team awesome and worth reading. Granted, you can filter content according to the author, but I still found that the user-submitted content was chaotic at first glance and watered down the blog's overall quality.

When you click on an article to read, the format takes a little getting used to. Basically, they look the same as an escort ad you’d find on the site and aren’t the easiest type of format on the eye and aren’t ideal for long periods of reading, at least for me.

Suggestions I Have for the Site

I understand how allowing users to post blogs on the site can be a good thing, as many escorts use it as a great way to detail their upcoming tours, new services, and other updates. However, this isn’t the same quality of writing as the site admins create.

This is especially true when some horny bearded guy who looks like he hasn’t washed in a week posts articles like an overweight man called Tonino, who boasts about his incredible oral skills and his five-inch shaft. With a cock that size, Tonino, you better have good oral skills! Fuck me; the guy even wants women to pay for the privilege! He does have nice titties, though.

I’m saying that the blog should prioritise showing articles written by the site admins. Put user-submitted content into its own category. If users want to venture into it, they can do so. Putting them all together doesn’t provide a solid portfolio, and the otherwise solid posts written by the site admins end up bogged down in user-submitted posts.

Also, the overall formatting of blog posts could do with a slight overhaul to make them look more like articles. In the current ad-like format, it can be hard to read multiple articles as it’s not easy on the eye.

Conclusion

Naughtyads.com.au/blog is a solid blog as long as you’re only reading the official posts written by the site admins. This is one of Australia’s most well-established escort sites, and the people behind it really know this industry well. They can provide an insight into the sticky thighs of Aussie whoredom, unlike many others can.

However, the site does fuck it up a bit regarding the blog by classing user-submitted content as equal to their own. Not everyone is a blogger, and not everyone can write decent content. Separate the two, and this will become a great escort blog that’s well worth visiting!