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In the world of adult entertainment, there’s a strong argument that Brazilian porn is amongst some of the finest, albeit dramatically underrated. This South American country has a strong reputation for horny men and sex-crazed women, making for a blend of ingredients more explosive than a traditional caipirinha.

Lucky guys thrown into a gang of shemales for one of the mightiest chicks with dicks gangbang ever seen, eye-watering BDSM movies with CBT scenes that will haunt you forever, and anal orgies shot in a luxury mansion on the outskirts of the Amazon, Brazilian porn hits different and is one truly wild fuckin’ world.

The only thing that can beat the country’s domestic porn industry is visiting the fine nation of Brazil for yourself and sliding your Gringo cock deep into the cunts and assholes of Brazilian sluts. However, there’s often a common problem that many sex-hunting foreigners in the country face: the language barrier!

English isn’t widely spoken in Brazil, so unless you have a decent grasp of Portuguese, it can be hard for a fresh-faced Gringo to find the seediest corners and the horniest women without the help of locals. Sadly, Brazil is also far from the safest country in the world, so wandering around random parts of Rio with cash in one pocket and a raging hard-on in the other isn’t ideal!

My advice? Do your research beforehand and use the array of resources online to help create a roadmap through the Brazilian sex scene, understand how it all works, get an idea of prices, and ensure you don’t get burned more than passing out on a beach in Rio at midday after trying to wash the taste of that local MILF’s pussy out of your mouth with 18 caipirinhas.

And don’t worry, I’m not going to leave you to seek out said advice on your own because I’ve made it one of my many kinky missions to provide in-depth reviews of various sex industry blogs across the adult scene in Brazil to keep my horny readers informed about which blogs to check out and which ones to avoid. Today, the mission continues as we head deep into the jungle of paid Brazilian pussy in the form of Classificadosxbr.com/blog!

What is Classificadosxbr.com?

Classificadosxbr.com is an adults-only classified ads site in Brazil catering to everything from hookers and swingers to transsexual escorts, sex shops, and everything in between! This is a well-established site that was kick-started back in 2010 and has gone on to become one of Brazil’s most popular hotspots for people seeking paid sex or casual encounters. However, it does lean heavily towards the former, and there’s a fuck tonne of whores on here.

The site allows users to search for sex in pretty much all regions of Brazil. So, whether you want to find a brutal CBT mistress in Belo Horizonte or fuck a tribal hooker on the banks of the Amazon, you can no doubt find it on Classificadosxbr.com.

But, more importantly, the site has a dedicated blog located at Classificadosxbr.com/blog that is currency run by five different writers with various areas of expertise in the adult industry. With over a decade in the Brazilian escort scene under its garters, I was keen to see what kind of articles this site could squirt in our mouths!

What are the Articles like on Classificadosxbr.com/blog?

Even when a site is well-established, it can still let its users down with a poorly-populated blog. However, Classificadosxbr.com/blog doesn’t have that problem. I was blown away to find that this site had over 154 pages of articles to browse through at the time of writing!

However, only some have time to sift through over 150 blog posts to know if this site is worth bookmarking. So, to give you a helping hand, I decided to read them all for you and share the highlights of what I consider to be some of the most useful and informative articles the site offers for a budding whoremonger with a plane ticket to Brazil!

● Gloryholes: how to do it and where - Gloryholes are often assumed to be something from the realm of porn flicks or merely urban legends. In reality, they exist everywhere! This eye-opening article spills the beans on the reality of Gloryholes, their fascinating history and, most importantly, where a horny fucker can find one to slide his cock into or drop to their knees and suck whatever comes through the hole.

● What is anal prolapse? How to make it tasty and safe - Damn, this is a hardcore topic! I do love giving a girl a rose on Valentine’s Day. But by rose, I mean fucking her asshole inside out. This unique guide to the world of anal prolapse covers everything from safety to how to achieve it. Love it!

● Do you know what pegging is? Learn about sex role reversal - Brazilian women can be some dominant motherfuckers. It’s common for them to bend a guy over, spit on his asshole, and fuck him with a strap-on until he cries. This article is good preparation for the inevitable and will help you enjoy the experience rather than biting the pillow and crying out your safe word like a bitch!

The Design of the Blog

Classificadosxbr.com/blog is a part of the main escort site itself. But whilst the blog does follow the same overall theme, there is a range of important differences worth pointing out when it comes to the blog design.

The top of the site is dominated by a white header bar that serves as the backdrop for the site’s logo and the main menu. The logo is a simple but slightly dated affair made up of the site’s name with a clipart X. The main menu is short and sweet, leading users to the homepage, help page, the blog we’ll be looking at today, a button for people who want to advertise on the site, and a link for people to log into their account.

Before you hit the blog, there’s another clipart-style image of a bikini-clad woman sucking juice out of a… coconut cocktail and chilling at the beach. Then, finally, you get to the blog itself.

Unlike most blog designs, Classificadosxbr.com/blog is split into three columns. First, you have a vertical listing of the latest articles comprising a large thumbnail, a short text preview with a read more button, and metadata detailing the upload date and category. Secondly, there’s a column of widgets with a search bar, blog theme filters, and a list of authors. Finally, there is another column with a widget detailing the blog’s most popular articles for people to read.

When you click on a blog to read, the format is the same as the previous page and is split into the same three columns, with the blog replacing the posts feed on the left-hand side. The text and formatting of the posts are well-crafted and easy to read. Each blog post also has a small author box detailing some of the backgrounds of each particular writer.

What I Like Most

Firstly, there are over a decade of articles on this site. Holy fuck, there’s a lot of content! You can see that the team behind this blog has put a lot of effort into it, and it’s great to see such a solid online magazine accompanying a well-established escort site and providing crucial advice to hookers and Johns alike.

I love how the site details the five different authors and their backgrounds. This is something so many adult blogs neglect, yet it's such a crucial ingredient behind a site’s authority. The portfolio of writers on Classificadosxbr.com/blog comprises guys and girls who specialise in everything from erotic stories and escorting to BDSM and whoremongering. What a mix!

The site’s content is exceptionally diverse, and I like how there’s a solid array of erotic stories on offer to really tease the senses and provide inspiration to act out some of these passionate tales between the legs of a Brazilian whore that can be found on the main part of the site.

This is Brazil, so the site sure isn’t shy about touching on sex topics that would make people in other countries blush. The site doesn’t neglect the taboo side of stuff; you can find topics like scat, Gloryhole sex, and anal prolapses!

What I Don’t Like

Overall, my only gripe with the site is that there’s often a lack of images embedded within the text of the articles. It’s not a huge issue in shorter blogs, but it can be a pain in the ass during longer articles.

Suggestions I Have for Classificadosxbr.com/blog

Add more images within the text of longer articles to break it up for the reader and give them a few rest stops along the way. Otherwise, you’ll wear them out fast with huge blocks of text and no nice shots of pussy, ass, and tits to refuel their horny minds!

Conclusion

With over a decade in the escort industry, Classificadosxbr.com/blog is an escort blog that is overflowing with more sticky content than a bareback hooker. Run by five different writers with various levels of expertise in different areas of sex, kink, and escorting, this is a diverse adult blog with a tonne of content for everyone to enjoy. I highly recommend it!