Nudelas

Did you know there are around 300 different types of ethnic groups scattered across Brazil? That’s a lot of different shades of pussy! No wonder this country is a global leader in churning out some of the wildest and most varied porn ever!

Brazil is the homeland of everything from badass shemale porn and awesome anal orgies in jungle mansions to toe-curling cock and ball torture and other Femdom shenanigans led by brutal Dominatrix bitches that’ll make you say, “feminism is great!”.

However, with the abundance of varied and equally horny women scattered across Brazil, there’s a persistent problem for horny motherfuckers like you and me, where do you even begin when it comes to finding the girls who are the most wank-worthy and staying up to date with the newest Brazilian models in adult entertainment?

It’s a daunting task indeed; make no mistake about it. However, help may be at hand because I’m constantly trawling the underbelly of the Brazilian internet to find the kind of websites that can help us navigate the sticky world of Brazilian whores, as well as helping my horny readers sidestep those which are best avoided.

Today, my journey brings me to a site that shines a spotlight on the wild world of Brazilian sluts. Its name is Nudelas.com, and I was keen to climb between its suntanned thighs to see what kind of smut and sluts it had to offer.

So, will Nudelas.com impress me more than a down-on-her-luck 18-year-old in Rio who was down to take two dicks in her ass at once after a shot of Dutch courage in the form of a caipirinha? Or will it be an experience worse than a mistranslation with a Belo Horizonte hooker leading to you being tied up and subjected to a four-hour CBT session with the safe word being Worcestershire? (you try pronouncing it with a ball gag in your mouth!)

Let’s find out!

What is Nudelas.com?

Nudelas.com is an adult website catering to the fine people of Brazil, Portugal, and the wider Portuguese-speaking world. The site is somewhat of a porn site crossed with a blog and caters for the thriving market of horny fuckers who still love to pump over porn pictures like it’s 2001. Hey, no judgement here. I equally appreciate the artistic feeling of jerking off to well-photographed porn pictures despite the prevalence of 4K porn videos on offer these days.

Whilst Nudelas.com does have a heavy focus on amateur sluts, it equally celebrates some mainstream nude women too. There’s a dedicated section to Playboy models, Paprika Magazine girls, and Guapa Magazine sluts.

Nudelas.com is a well-established site and was founded back in 2011. Today, it’s still going strong and developed a formidable portfolio of nude pictures for us to enjoy, as well as a dedicated Telegram channel which, at the time of writing, had over 2,375 subscribers. I don’t want to keep you blue-balled any longer, so let's dive into the smut this blog/porn site offers!

What is the Content like on Nudelas.com?

Nudelas.com was described to me as a blog, and in many respects, it is. However, the written content here isn’t exactly essay-worthy, and the focus is rather on picture sets. Nevertheless, allow me to reveal some of the most badass highlights I found while exploring this virtual harem of nude women across Brazil!

● Amateur #2788 - She might be classified like something that’s come out of a lab in a sci-fi movie, but this blonde Brazilian whore has a body to die for. With a love for anal, she’s constantly stuffed with a butt plug that perfectly compliments her incredibly meaty pussy. This girl has enough labia to play with for days, and when you get bored of her pussy, you can guarantee that her hungry asshole is always open for business!

● Shirley Correa in Playboy Magazine - Holy fuckin’ shit, if that’s not a caricature of a Brazilian slut then I don’t know what is! No wonder Shirley Correa was chosen for Playboy. She is literally everything you could want in a Brazilian woman. Golden skin, natural cock-sucking lips, and a pair of tits so round and perky that you could bury your face in them for days and never get bored. This post comprises a short but sweet write-up about Shirley and perfectly scanned pages from the Playboy Magazine issue in question. Fuckin’ sweet!

● Sofi Vega in all of her glory! - Cutting an image that sums up the ethnic diversity amongst Brazilian girls is Sofi Vega. This divine Latina slut has a body that you could fuck for days and a perky pair of teen tits that provide the perfect backdrop for her jet-black pigtails to sit on. Seriously, I’d swim across the Piranha-infested Amazon of Brazil just for the chance to bury my face in her sticky Brazilian cunt! Luckily, I can do it virtually, thanks to these high-grade photos of the slut in question.

The Design of the Site

I’ve reviewed a lot of adult sites from Brazil over the years. Some are downright phenomenal, and others are fuckin’ awful. Overall, Nudelas.com definitely falls into the former category. This well-designed and expertly optimised website is an absolute breeze to explore.

The site welcomes you in with a large header image of a sexy Brazilian slut tanning her golden tits on a beach with the site’s logo laid over her beautiful body. The logo is a stylish and professionally-designed affair that incorporates a graphic of an old-school burlesque danger and the site’s name spelt out in a sleek, sketch-style font.

Below the header is a main menu made up of seven links which take users to places like the homepage, all amateur photos, a dropdown menu to sections like Playboy Magazine features, a link to their advertise page, a list of partners, a contact page and, finally, the site’s official Telegram channel.

At the top of the homepage is a banner ad leading to the VIP content of some random Brazilian whore. However, it’s not intrusive and fits the site's theme overall. Then we have a selection of the site’s three currently highlighted posts, followed by a selection of the latest posts. Each one is dedicated to a particular model and describes her in one paragraph before presenting you with a well-optimised photoset of the girl in question.

Article previews for the latest posts are displayed in rows of two and feature a large thumbnail, title, text preview, and metadata showing the author and the upload date. There’s also a sidebar which contains a portfolio-style selection of partners, a similar section dedicated to third-party ads, and a newsletter signup form.

What I Like Most About Nudelas.com

Nudelas.com is a unique site that is overflowing with the content of nude whores from across Brazil. Many women are downright fuckin’ stunning and never fail to make your dick tingle. Overall, it’s a great way to expand your porn portfolio and discover new models.

The site is exceptionally well-designed, too. I found exploring this site a flawless experience, and I didn’t encounter any issues once. Most importantly, the photosets in each “blog” post load very well and make for fantastic viewing.

There’s a lot of unique content on the site, too. As someone who is pretty passionate about the Brazilian porn and sex scene overall, I was particularly engaged by the Playboy Magazine category that featured six pages of articles covering various Brazilian sluts who’d been featured in the iconic mag over the years as well as an interesting post about the ten best-selling editions of Playboy Magazine in Brazil. Ironically, this was one of the most word-worthy topics on the site, as I’ll discuss more next.

The site also manages its ads very well. It is an understatement to say they’re non-intrusive, as they’re confined to a portfolio-style format in the site’s sidebar and never get in your way. I was happy to find the site didn’t thrust pop-up ads in my face in the same way a Pattaya transsexual will show off her goods to you in a ladyboy bar at 4 am.

What I Don’t Like

In terms of written content, Nudelas.com is lacking a lot overall. The emphasis here is on photosets more than writing, so it’s hard to call this a blog for the most part. However, some article topics have more writing surrounding them, such as the Playboy Magazine posts.

This is a well-established and well-designed site that is clearly being run by someone who knows their shit and has good taste in smut and iconic porn of days gone by. However, the site needs to have a page covering its background, author/s, and all of that good stuff.

Suggestions I Have for Nudelas.com

Add more written content to each post so that this site can actually be called a “blog” rather than just a collection of porn photosets. The articles with beefier word counts are well-written and easily digested, so just apply that to other areas of the site.

Also, create an about page for the site that reinforces your backstory, content creation, and why you do what you do. This is a solid foundation for brandability, and a well-established and well-maintained site like this seriously needs one.

Conclusion

Overall, Nudelas.com is a site I would definitely come back to. If you’re looking for high-grade photosets that allow you to discover some of Brazil’s most badass whores, both new and old, then this is a site well worth checking out.

However, this isn't the place to be if you want to read the porn version of War and Peace. It’s hard to call this a “blog”, but it’s still a solid site nonetheless.