Seu Jeca

I got the feeling that seujeca.com is some sort of an adult site because the first post I saw was of some chick who loves taking pictures of her nice ass. That was an excellent way to kick things off, but it turns out that was just my luck. Other posts had nothing to do with anything even remotely adult, so I'm not really sure how to categorize this place. It's a place where you get informed about various things, and some of those things might end up being for adults only!

You'll notice right away that the site is in Portuguese, and there's no English version. So, I'd say that this site was made only for people who speak this language. It's a shame, honestly, because you can find some pretty exciting things here, but unless you know the language, you won't have the best time here.

You can translate the site, but only if you have the addon for translating. It will get the job done, but I'm not sure if the translation is 100% correct. You know how Google Translate usually works, right? It translates everything, but some mistakes are made along the way because slang can't be perfectly translated into other languages by some automated system.

Don't expect too much!

I can understand if a site is about posting original videos and photos and doesn't have many uploads because it takes time to create something good, but this place just isn't it! They are creating posts about various things that might be adult but might not, and not a lot of work is put into them. If you take a look at their recent posts, you'll find just a couple from this year, meaning they haven't had more than a couple of uploads per month. That kind of sucks, doesn't it?

You must be interested in the number of posts, but here's the thing. You have to keep clicking on the next page like a fucking idiot in order to get to the end. I gave up doing that after spending a few minutes repeatedly doing the same thing and getting nowhere. There are more than 20 pages of posts, so I don't know if there are ten times as many or just a couple of extra pages! My guess would be that there aren't way too many posts because their uploads haven't been the most frequent in the last few years, so you do the math!

Even though you won't find a shit ton of posts here, that doesn't make the ones that do exist crap. Some are interesting, and others make no fucking sense to me, but that might be just because I don't understand the language. I had no problems with translating text, but pictures that were in Portuguese remained the same. I could have done the manual translation, but there's no way anyone would do that. It would take a lot more time, and to be honest, I don't care that much about some random picture on a site I have never heard of before!

There's a humor section

I'm not sure if some things are supposed to be funny, but they aren't really. Sure, you could find specific posts relatively amusing, but I wouldn't put them on the humor page. I guess that my humor is different from the humor on this site, but let's move on to other things!

Listen to this shit. There's a post, or better yet, a meme, saying only one thing. Something like thinking about your pets when renting a place. How to fuck is that supposed to be funny? Is it because there was a picture of a guy with an umbrella and sunglasses? Nevertheless, you see what I meant when I said that I don't find these posts funny. Others aren't as bad, but this was just one of the bad examples!

You can check out the adult stuff if you're not interested in the funny stuff. Now, that's what I'm talking about when I say something is interesting. You can pick one of the posts and check out nude photos of some of the most beautiful girls I've seen in a while. Nothing too extreme can be seen here, so most of the scenes feature a girl showing her tits, ass, or simply being completely naked. Those images are more than enough to make your dick hard, so they would be appropriate for jerking off if you want to take a break from reading a bunch of crap in Portuguese!

Downloads are also available

I'm not sure if you are ever going to use this feature, but it's nice to know you can download something you find interesting. If you come across some meme, you can download it and share it with others if you don't want to send someone a link. However, I think you will have more use of this feature in the case of adult content. You might want to keep some sexy pictures forever if you are worried about them disappearing from the site for who knows what reason.

I haven't come across many photo galleries that are not a compilation of many different scenes. I'm not saying it's bad, but it would be nice if the same scene could be seen in a couple of images. I appreciate all the solo pictures, but let's just hope that will change in the future, and we end up with many more photos of the same scene, at least in the case of adult content!

One thing that kind of bothers me is the lack of features here. As I've said before, I can't figure out how many posts there are and when they started uploading here. I could find out if I gave it a shot and kept clicking on the next page until I finally reached the end, but who has time for that shit. I don't see the reason for not adding a button that would simply take you to the last page!

There is a basic search, but I wouldn't even know what to look for. These titles are uncommon, so you wouldn't really find something with your basic keywords. You would have to do some research to narrow the search down to things that seem interesting or simply keep going through pages until you find something worth checking out. I would prefer the second option because you might find things that are genuinely interesting, and you would never know about them if you didn't randomly stumble upon them.

Also, you will find a couple of categories, but they won't do you much help, honestly. There are videos, photos, and a couple of other things which will point you in some direction, but you will still have to do some grunts work in order to get to what makes you happy, horny, or, I don't know what else you are interested in being at that moment. You see where I'm going with this, right?

Blog-like site with not too many updates

Okay, so the first thing I noticed was definitely the lack of features and, more importantly, new things to see. They didn't really give much fuck about making the collection of posts massive, meaning not many monthly uploads can be found. Sometimes, it's one, and other times is two times, but never more than that. It used to be different a while ago, but those times are gone, and this is the case at the moment!

I thought this was some sort of an adult site initially because the first post I came across was a collection of big round butts, but that was just what was posted the last time. Other posts had nothing to do with the adult stuff, but there's a category that has only those images. I think most of the nudes are from Playboy models, so you just know you will be getting fantastic quality. The resolution of photos might not be the best one, but at least images are free and aren't plain. You will be able to see plenty of interesting stuff, but don't expect anything even remotely hardcore. Those pics are mostly softcore, so girls stripping and posing are pretty much all the things you will see here!

Some posts remind me of memes, but not the best ones. They are supposed to be funny, but I can tell you that they were far from that! Of course, that's not the case for every post, but I checked out a few and didn't really get the best feeling about them. Those posts are just taking up some space for no reason because I don't know what's the point of them. Nevertheless, other posts were better and actually included something informative or sexy!