TheModels Blog

The Brazilian porn scene is one that is massively underrated. Whilst it doesn’t get the same recognition as its perverted porn industry relatives in the United States and Europe, it’s stuffed with more wild genres, stunning models, and crazy scenes than a DAP-loving teen’s asshole.

However, those who lust after Brazilian porn often want to take it to the next level and experience the craziness of the country’s sex scene up close and personal. Many people make the pilgrimage to this great country to find the kind of sluts, studs, and shemales so prolific in the nation’s porn scene.

To cater for this, there is a tonne of sites across Brazil specialising in adult classified ads that point horny fuckers towards escorts of all varieties and help connect Brazilian whores with paying clients. But, whilst it all sounds exciting so far, hold it right there!

Brazil isn’t Amsterdam. This is no place for the fresh-faced tourist to wander around with a fist full of Reals in one pocket and a burning hard-on in the other. Crime rates are high, and a horny tourist looking to get his dick wet is an ideal target for unscrupulous people. This means that it’s vital to do some research before you go to prepare yourself and stay safe.

When it comes to the research mentioned above, arguably, one of the best places to do it is on the native blog of one of these Brazilian escort sites. These people are involved in the industry and often provide a portfolio of content relevant to the country’s sex scene.

Where do I come into this? Well, I’ve taken it upon myself to review many of these blogs over the years to keep my Brazilian pussy-hungry readers informed about which ones are worth reading and, like a Rio cock and ball torture escort with a 1-star rating, which ones are best avoided.

Today, my journey brings me to the blog of another Brazilian escort site as we dive head-first into Themodels.com.br/blog/. This is a unique site that, unlike most escort sites, specialises in those with a dick swinging between their legs. Smoking hot Brazilian dudes and equally gorgeous shemales are the order of the day here, and it’s a popular sight for those looking to dick and get dicked down, so I was keen to find out what their blog had to offer.

Now, let’s get started!

What is Themodels.com.br?

Themodels.com.br is a Brazilian escort blog that sets itself apart from the rest by being devoid of women, although it does have a thriving population of Brazilian shemales. The site’s classified ads are made up of gigolos and transsexuals who are all down to use their cocks to bring the fantasies of their clients to life.

The site was founded in 2010. With over a decade of experience in the Brazilian escort industry, it has added a blog to the website that is said to provide some kickass advice and content surrounding male and transsexual hookers in Brazil. Next, I will go balls-deep into it and find out if that’s true or simply bullshit.

What are the Articles like on Themodels.com.br/blog/?

Ok, first things first. This site may have been around for over a decade, but its blog instantly hits you as being a little on the skeletal side regarding articles. At the time of writing, Themodels.com.br/blog/ only had twenty-two articles on offer.

Nevertheless, I’ve reviewed escort blogs before that only had a handful of articles yet still managed to pack a serious punch. So I was keen to keep an open mind about Themodels.com.br/blog/.

Although short, there are some articles worth reading on Themodels.com.br/blog/. For example, I found a decent selection of true sex stories of guys who’d decided to take the plunge with a Brazilian shemale for the first time and subsequently found themselves getting a transsexual cock plunged down their throat. There are also some definite articles detailing useful stuff any budding whoremonger should know, such as top tips for fucking a hooker in your car and the best erotic books to read to prepare for your trip to Brazil.

The Design of the Blog

Themodels.com.br/blog/ isn’t a standalone blog but part of the main Themodels.com.br escort site. Whilst this means the overall theme is the same, the blog differs drastically from the main escort site.

At the top of the blog is a large black bar that provides the backdrop for the centred logo and the site's main menu. The logo is a pretty decent affair made up of the site’s name emblazoned on a red shield with the silhouette of a naked woman overlaid on it. It feels like the coat of arms of a medieval family with a sex addiction; I like it!

The site’s main menu is made up of five links. It leads users to the homepage, the male escorts section, transsexual hookers, a section telling users how they can advertise on the site, a dropdown “others” list that takes you to the blog as well as a list of partners and finally, a link to the site’s terms of use.

The site then throws you into the blog itself. Articles are presented on a maroon background in rows of three preview boxes, showing a featured image, article title, text preview, and a read more button. When you click on an article, the text is presented in a centred format in the middle of the screen and formatted reasonably well. A lot of articles also include GIFs embedded in the text.

At the bottom of the blog feed is the site’s footer, which, overall, is pretty dull and is just a black and maroon-coloured section with a vertical menu linking to places like terms of use, how to advertise, partnerships, and the blog.

What I Like Most

The portfolio of articles on the site is short but pretty diverse overall. You can find everything from useful advice articles detailing everything from the best escorts in particular Brazilian towns and unmissable adult cam sites to true sex stories and the best blogs for people who love gay sex.

The fact that Themodels.com.br/blog/ uses GIFs in its content to break up the text is a solid plus for me. So many decent articles on escort sites can be turned into a hard slog to read through due to the lack of imagery in the text to rest your eyes on, but this is somewhere where Themodels.com.br/blog/ shines through.

Unlike many escort sites, Themodels.com.br/blog/ has no ads on the blog. This means no annoying pop-ups get in your way and don't interfere with your reading experience.

What I Don’t Like

Overall, Themodels.com.br and its native blog use a very dated blog template. It feels old and doesn’t stand up well against other escort blogs using more modern blog themes and templates.

The portfolio of articles on the blog is also very short. For a decade-old site, I expected many more topics to be covered and was disappointed to find just twenty-two articles on offer overall.

The site also has no categorisation, so the overall organisation of topics can be a little chaotic. For example, guest post articles covering tourist attractions and beard oil are thrown into the mix amongst transsexual sex stories and tips for fucking a hooker in your car.

There’s a lack of a translation button too. So those who don’t speak Portuguese will be forced to rely on Google translate to switch the site’s language, which, as we all know, can sometimes be a little hit and miss.

Suggestions I Have for Themodels.com.br/blog/

Update the blog theme and use a modern, more premium theme that makes the blog look sleek and run smoother. The dated look doesn’t give the blog any favours when trying to stay relevant amongst the other Brazilian escort blogs that have achieved a more up-to-date appearance.

Add more content to the site and improve the current portfolio. The site is ten years old, so people will expect a more diverse range of articles spanning at least a handful of pages. Once you’ve added more content, categorise it properly so people can easily filter down content to find what they want.

Also, add a plugin that lets people switch the site's language rather than using Google Translate. By doing so, you’ll expose your blog to a wider audience worldwide and tap into the thriving market of people keen to visit Brazil and navigate the country’s thriving sex scene.

Conclusion

Themodels.com.br/blog/ is far from the most well-populated blog in terms of articles, but there are a handful of decent articles on here. However, there are many areas that the site can improve on. The main issue is that there are so few articles on here, and the blog can be completed in a short space of time.

Whilst it does do well to provide some decent advice regarding the Brazilian sex scene, it is easily blown out of the water by other, more dedicated Brazilian escort blogs, and it’s the latter I’ll be opting for when it comes to my Brazilian hooker needs.