Tesudas Blog

Fellas, watching porn is a glorious fuckin’ thing. Hell, I’ve dedicated my life to the glorious world of smut. However, many people are confused when I profess my love of reading about porn just as much as I love watching it. They’re often like, “what the fuck, Porn Dude? Why do I wanna read about pussy when I can watch the 4K-remastered versions of Grinding Nemo and Bi-Curious George instead?”

Well, my bibliophobe friend, I can safely say that you’re missing out. Reading about porn is a great way to take a break from the intensity of long porn-viewing sessions and is a great way to keep your mind fresh for the next leg of your journey through the wild world of smut. I’m far from alone in this thinking, and there are many porn blogs out there that cater to people like me.

This is one of the reasons I’ve spent so much time covering the world’s various porn blogs in a range of sticky reviews. Because whilst there is a huge range of porn blogs currently online, not all of them are created equally. It’s my job to help you find the best and identify the ones you should avoid at all costs, like a 70-year-old overweight GILF eyeing you at a swinger’s club.

Today my journey through the world’s porn blogs brings me to a site called Tesudas.net/blog. Now, I was pretty fuckin’ excited to carry out a review of this site. Why? Because it’s Brazilian! Any bona fide porn lover will tell you that Brazil is one of the world’s horniest countries, and they have a sex drive as long as the Amazon River.

But will Tesudas.net/blog maintain its nation’s kinky reputation? Or will it be a bigger disappointment than booking a $10 Dominatrix in Rio only to wake up handcuffed to the bed to find she’s taken your Macbook, wallet, and anal virginity before running back into the Favela in her latex thigh-highs?

Let’s find out!

What is Tesudas.net?

Tesudas.net is a porn site/blog that focuses on the varied and wonderful niche of women with their tits, pussies, and asses exposed. According to Wayback Machine, it can trace its roots back to 2001, and the site has a semi-old-school feeling as it caters to classic nudes and conventional hardcore porn from around the world.

The content format ranges from classic photosets to full-length porn videos. Whilst there aren’t many specific niches catered for on the site, the admins generally narrow content down by the broad categories of pussy, ass, lesbians, skinny, etc.

But, aside from the porn content on the homepage, the site also has a dedicated blog, which we will look into today. Let’s see what this kinky blog offers as we dive deep into the highlights next!

What are the Articles like on Tesudas.net/blog?

The blog on Tesudas.net spans a series of articles spread over seven pages, and judging from the thumbnails, it incorporates a wild array of content with a lot of hot pussy, well-fucked assholes, and big juicy tits to enjoy.

However, this isn’t something that most people call a blog. Weirdly, most posts centre around embedded videos with nothing more than a paragraph of text contained within. If you’re expecting J.R.R. Tolkien-style reading adventures, you’ll no doubt be disappointed.

But then again, porn is porn, and I can appreciate a well-gaped asshole of a wailing whore, even when it’s displayed in a format claiming to be a blog. So, allow me to spurt some of the highlights of the site’s “blog across your face”...

● Blog of gluttonous white butts being broken into - This compilation of TrueAnal clips is a fuckin’ joy to behold; I just wish I could say the same for the mediocre paragraph of “blog text” that accompanied it. The lucky motherfucker with a huge dick starring in this anal escapade has to wear gloves to handle these nasty hoes as he turns teen assholes into something looking like a punched Sloppy Joe, and I don’t blame him…

● Mature wife cuckolding her husband - Fuck, man! How can you mess up so badly by allowing a smoking hot mature wife like that to ditch your ass for another dick? I’d be nailing that slut daily, despite how fuckin’ annoying her voice is. This cruel-ass wife is sick of marriage and decides to fuck a hung guy as her pathetic husband is made to watch her take a fat load of jizz up her mature cunt before spitting on his face and walking off into the sunset with her new fuck buddy.

● Breaking in the white girl’s ass - A classic clip from LegalPorno that sees an innocent-looking teen turned into a cock-crazed barbarian as she’s thrown into a merciless anal gangbang that leaves her asshole looking like a punched lasagna. Her ass may be wrecked, but this girl maintains a smile through the tears and rounds the clip off by squatting in her high heels (and almost breaking them as she slides uncontrollably in a quagmire of piss, spit, and lube) and shits out five anal creampies. What a champ!

The Design of the Blog

Tesudas.net uses a white, pink, and maroon background to display its content. Whilst it isn’t the most technologically advanced site on earth, its theme does its job, and it is pretty easy to browse through.

Starting at the top of the website, we have the site’s logo in the left-hand corner, followed by a small search bar opposite it. Composed of a semi-neon design in white and pink, it’s an eye-catching logo that sums up what the site is all about at first glance. Plus, it has a sleek lil’ image of a Brazilian whore in a neon green bikini sucking on a lollipop and exposing her silicone tits. Nice!

Next, we have the site’s main menu. This nin-link menu takes users to different categories and pages such as pussy, ass, lesbians, and porn videos, as well as an extendable categories menu to view the site’s broad categories covering stuff like skinny, tits, tattooed, etc.

Then we have the blog itself. The site introduces the blog with a few sentences of generic text that don’t add much value to the blog. Then, we have the latest posts displayed in horizontal rows of three previews. Each post has a large featured image, the post title, and a small preview of the text contained within.

On the right-hand side of the blog page is a vertical sidebar featuring third-party ads, a list of partners of the site, popular posts, recommended blogs, and a list of links to third-party sites. Overall, it’s well-maintained to keep ads and outside content away from the main blog experience.

Tesudas.net also has a small footer menu that leads you to site areas such as the blog in question, the main categories page, most seen posts, details for partnership with the site, and a contact page.

What I Like Most

I’ve reviewed many sites in a similar vein to Tesudas.net/blog and found them to be a nightmare regarding ads. Some will force you to redirect to other sites or proverbially rape your eyes with aggressive pop-up ads. However, Tesudas.net/blog is merciful with ads overall and confines them to parts of the site which don’t interfere with your overall browsing experience, like the sidebar.

The site’s overall design is well-optimised and makes browsing through all of the content a breeze. The search function also works well to seek out any particular smut or pornstars you may be looking for.

In terms of porn, the site has some good taste. A lot of the posts in the blog contained some truly wank-worthy content of debauched whores having their holes rearranged or their plastic tits glazed in cum. However, when it came to actual written content synonymous with a blog, the site really struggled, which is something I’ll cover in more detail next!

What I Don’t Like

Firstly, the “blog” isn’t really a blog. I couldn’t find many articles resembling an actual blog post on Tesudas.net/blog. Instead, it’s a series of porn videos and photo sets presented in a blog-style format. Even the articles with blog-style titles, such as “why hire an escort in Brazil’s Floripa region?” were only a few paragraphs long and didn’t exactly blow my mind.

The site has no dedicated button to translate content from Portuguese to English. Google Translate works reasonably well, but it’s slow and not exactly foolproof. For non-Portuguese speakers looking to get through the site quickly and efficiently, it’s not ideal.

Suggestions I Have for Tesudas.net/blog

It feels wrong to call Tesudas.net/blog a “blog”, as the bulk of content on here should be categorised in the videos and photo sets section of the site, with only a small (and poorly-written) minority of posts coming close to resembling a blog post. So, I’d suggest that Tesudas.net categorises their posts better as well as creates longer articles that actually provide some benefit to those who read them.

Conclusion

Overall, Tesudas.net/blog wasn’t that bad as a porn-viewing experience. But as a blog? Fuck no. This is no blog, and if it actually wants to make it in the world of adult blogging, it will be pinned down, ball-gagged, and strap-on fucked mercilessly by other dedicated adult bloggers who will easily pound it into submission.

It goes without saying this is not a blog I’ll be returning to for my porn-reading needs, but I may certainly consider it for its porn portfolio, which wasn’t too bad!