RJ Massagem Blog

Have you ever fucked a Brazilian chick? It’s fuckin’ wild! These bitches have a higher sex drive than many guys I know, and they’ll use your dick like a cheap sex toy they just bought from AliExpress. It’s phenomenal!

However, if you’re expecting a sensual, romantic love-making session, then think again. Most girls in Brazil just want to use your cock like it’s a pleasure-seeking missile, cum all over you, and then dump you until their aching cunt starts to yearn for your meat again.

So, what is a porn-crazed fucker like us to do when seeking a relaxing finale to a debauched sex session with a Brazilian harlot? If you’re expecting a sensual massage, you have another thing coming. Instead, these bitches are more than likely to jerk your sausage until it’s hard again and then slide their promiscuous cunts back over it.

This means that your best option is to get the fuck out of there and find an erotic massage parlour in Brazil to seek out a sensual rub down that targets all of the main muscles and ends with a soft, soothing, and relaxing massage of your well-fucked cock until your spurt baby batter all over your stomach.

However, an erotic massage parlour visit is, like many aspects of the sex industry, one that is often surrounded by myths, stereotypes, and misinformation. In addition, many massage parlours vary drastically in quality and experience. These are just some of the reasons I’ve made it one of my missions to conduct in-depth reviews of blogs written by erotic massage parlours around the world to see which ones contain the best information a budding massage parlour visitor needs to read.

Today, my mission takes me to a Brazilian massage parlour called Rjmassagem.com.br. With three locations spread across Rio, this is undeniably one of the city’s most well-established rub and tug joints, with a decent amount of experience in the industry. But on top of that, it’s also said to have a decent blog nestled under its oil-soaked towels!

This erotic massage blog seeks to discover if Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is a reading experience better than having a rub down finished off with the Gawk Gawk 3000 blowjob combined with a relentless prostate massage, or if it’s worse than being made to cum so hard that you hit the masseuse in the eye, temporarily blinding her and receiving a lifetime ban from your favourite erotic massage as a result. (Sorry, Adriana!)

Now, without further ado, let’s oil ourselves up and slide into this review!

What is Rjmassagem.com.br?

Rjmassagem.com.br is the official website of a Brazilian massage parlour called RJ Massage. Billed as “the best massage in Rio”, the brand has three studios across the city and was founded in 2014.

RJ Massage offers a range of rub-down options on its massage menu ranging from SFW to NSFW. On the latter end of the scale, we have everything from the infamous naked body to body massages known as Nuru and even female-only massages with a huge focus on the pussy.

Across its three branches, RJ Massage boasts over 30 massage therapists, all of which look like they would be divine when stripped naked, caked in baby oil, and paid to slide all over your nude body.

What are the Articles like on Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/?

Rjmassagem.com.br proudly boasts that it was founded in 2014, and in just under a decade, god knows how many balls this band of horny masseuses have emptied. They’ve no doubt learned a lot in that time, so I was keen to slide into their on-site blog to see what kind of wisdom they had to offer!

At the time of writing, Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ has a fitting portfolio of 69 articles. Whilst I love this number, it’s a lot of reading for the average guy just looking to know if this blog is worth reading. So, to help you out, I decided to bury my nose into this oiled-up array of erotic massage articles to pump the highlights all over your proverbial stomach.

● How to Behave in a Massage Session - From booking, during the massage, and afterwards, this guide details how to carry yourself when getting a rub and tug. Don’t just walk in, flailing your meat and demanding the masseuse cakes it in oil and pumps you silly. Take your time and ensure you get the full relaxing benefits of an erotic massage! This solid article details how to get the most out of the experience, treat the masseuse well, and ensure you’ll become their valued customer in future.

● Yoni Massage and Female Sexual Empowerment - You think it’s just guys who want to be covered in oil, sensually rubbed down, and then brought to orgasm at the hands of a gorgeous woman? Fuck no! Plenty of girls want it too. This article details how Yoni massages targeting a woman’s pussy can empower women by turning them into dribbling, cross-eyed messes in the grip of sexual pleasure. Rjmassagem.com.br has one male masseuse ready to deliver one if the woman isn’t into girl-on-girl. What a lucky motherfucker that guy is!

● The Taboos of Prostate Massage - It’s the 21st century. Getting stuff stuck up your ass is no longer gay (I think?), and prostate massage is becoming massively popular and is also said to have numerous health benefits. This article goes into the taboos surrounding the prostate massage and the benefits to be had by those who choose to disregard old-fashioned ideas and, well, let a woman stick a finger in their butt!

The Design of the Blog

Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is a dedicated blog incorporated into the main massage parlour site itself, so it follows much of the same thing but with a few crucial differences. Let’s look at them in detail!

The site welcomes users in with a sleek, modern and professionally-made logo that looks as classy as it does alluring. It’s partially bold and off-white, laid out over a black background. To the right of the logo is a seven-link main menu and a translate button that lets you switch the site’s language from Portuguese to English.

Then we have the blog articles, which are listed in neat rows of three previews with an infinity-loading pagination system which means the feed keeps expanding the more you scroll down the page. Each preview tells you everything you need to know in a sleek and well-designed box.

As well as a thumbnail image with the category tag placed over it, each box has a short preview of the article and a read more button. The formatting is gorgeous when you click on one to read it fully.

Each article’s content is on the left side of the page with a vertical sidebar containing various widgets, such as a search bar, a list of categories, and the most recent posts on the site. Three related articles round off each article with a flawless comments system that allows users to leave their opinions or ask questions under each article.

What I Like Most

This site has just shy of a decade of experience in the erotic massage industry, and it clearly shows through its articles. Each one is well-written and full of eye-opening information that masseuses and their clients alike will no doubt find useful.

There’s also a solid portfolio of content spread across 69 articles, and the topics are diverse and exciting enough to keep you on your toes.

In terms of formatting, the site has done a solid job of choosing an easy-to-read font and presenting its articles in a smooth, easy-to-browse, and modern-looking way.

The site may be Brazilian, but that doesn’t mean foreigners can’t enjoy it too. Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ has a handy translate button that works flawlessly when switching the site’s language from Portuguese to English.

What I Don’t Like

My only gripe with the site is that the articles didn’t include any sort of author box detailing who wrote them, their background, and their prior experience in the erotic massage industry. With just under a decade of experience in the game, I feel this is a wasted opportunity.

Suggestions I Have for Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/

Add an author box to the articles that detail the writer/writers behind the blog and outline their experience in the erotic massage industry and why they love to write about it. Doing so will add a level of authority to the site, give readers more reason to listen to the advice in the articles, and add a nice personal touch to the content overall.

Conclusion

Overall, Rjmassagem.com.br/blog/ is a solid addition to this Brazilian massage parlours website and is jam-packed with useful articles that are well-written, nice to read, and worth checking out for both masseuses and those who like to get rubbed and tugged for a hobby.