Luxury Escorts Blog

Ahh, Bucharest! The land of churches being moved on wheels, infamous districts like Ferentari, the heaviest building on earth, and stunning architecture have earned the Romanian capital the nickname of ‘’the Paris of the East’’. But do you know what else Paris has a lot of that Bucharest also has in abundance? Hookers!

Yep, the capital of Romania isn't just a hub for live sex cam models; it’s also a thriving center of the European sex industry and is home to a wealth of sexually-liberated women who are eager to let you slide your mici deep into their mămăligă until they squirt sweet palinka all over the bed. Alright, that’s enough Romanian euphemisms!

However, things can be a little overwhelming for foreigners landing in the city for the first time. Sure, there’s no shortage of streetwalking hookers in the city’s gorgeous old town, but this is a tourist trap, and so are many of these women! To find the best Bucharest escorts around, a horny visitor to the city needs to step out of the old town and into the authentic districts of the city.

But the seemingly endless blocks of communist architecture that define many of these districts can make navigation a little daunting. This is why it’s crucial to do your groundwork before visiting and get a plan together of which Bucharest escort you want to bang, as well as have their contact details on hand when you’re ready to book a meeting.

Hey, Porn Dude, this is my first time in Bucharest, and I have no idea where to start looking for local Bucharest escorts, and I’m kind of worried I’ll end up meeting a mature Dominatrix who looks like Elena Ceaușescu! I hear you say. First off, don’t be so closed-minded to Elena Ceaușescu lookalike Femdom escorts because they can be a lot of fun. Secondly, you have nothing to worry about because you’re safe in the sticky hands of The Porn Dude.

You see, I’ve had my virtual dick down soaking-wet Romanian holes from Gare Du Nord to Piața Unirii, and I’ve certainly learned a thing or two along the way. One of these things is knowing which sites to use when booking a Romanian escort and which can also drop some fire advice to horny visitors to the city.

Today, I want to introduce you to a site called Luxuryescorts.com as I slap some lube on its twitching butthole and get ready to slide in for a balls-deep review of epic proportions. More specifically, we will look at the site’s blog located at Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/ and see what it offers.

So, will Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/ manage to impress me more than a Romanian supermodel escort who can ride cock for six hours straight before emptying your balls in her mouth? Or will it be an experience I’ll regret more than taking a 10 Lei escort from Gare Du Nord station back to my room and being left with a Romanian souvenir far less appealing than a bottle of Palinka?

Let’s find out!

What is Luxuryescorts.com?

Luxuryescorts.com is an escort website catering to the wild world of Romanian escorts from Arab and Iasi to Cluj Napoca and Constanta. Naturally, their most significant selection of cock hungry women is located in the Romanian capital of Bucharest.

Romania has some of the most beautiful women in Europe with a hearty blend of Slavic and Latin culture resulting in some of the most epic sex you can find on the continent. To showcase the country’s sexual prowess, Luxuryescorts.com is home to various categories of escorts ranging from erotic massages and transsexuals to BDSM escorts and even couples.

However, the sexual prowess of Romanian women can make them a little intimidating for someone preparing to stick his cock in one for the first time. This is why a well-written blog is crucial to providing advice to escort-hungry people worldwide.

Now, it’s time to delve into Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/ and see what kind of writing this site offers alongside its range of gorgeous escorts.

What are the Blogs like on Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/?

I’ve explored many escort sites over the years and found that many of them come with a very underserved blog section, if they even have one at all. Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/, however, isn’t one of them. At the time of writing, this site was home to 19 pages of blog posts to explore.

Don’t have time to explore all 19 pages? I get it. But don’t worry, because I’ve scoured this Romanian escort blog from top to bottom to bring you some of the most unmissable articles that’ll help give you a good idea of what this blog has to offer.

● How to fuck better with escorts - Banging a hooker is on your time, so it’s essential to get the most out of it and give the escort an experience that’ll have her receiving your future bookings with a horny grin rather than an eye roll. This article outlines some of the most important parts of fucking an escort properly in a short and to-the-point way.

● Why perform cunnilingus - Sticking your tongue in a hooker’s pussy is a hot topic and isn’t for everyone. Still, this article outlines the benefits of going down on a Romanian escort before sex and is a wild read indeed. Now, spread them, Angelina!

● How the Coronavirus is affecting the escort industry - This article is an interesting industry insight that goes into detail about how the recent pandemic had such a profound effect on the Romanian escort industry and how local women were discovering workarounds, such as live sex cam sites, to supplement their income.

Design of the Site

The design of Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/ is as dark as the black latex catsuit wrapped around a Romanian Femdom escort’s body and looks pretty damn sleek overall. At the top of the site is the centralized logo, which sums up the site’s theme well and looks classy and well-designed.

On either side of the logo are several features, such as a contact email, sign-up, and login buttons, the ability to change the site's language from Romanian to English, and a place to see the latest escort photos added.

After this is the site’s main menu, which comprises eight links and takes users to various categories of escorts ranging from couples and transsexuals to BDSM and couples, there’s also a handy link to some of the site’s most highly-recommended escorts.

On the blog page, ten of the latest articles are displayed in rows of two. Each featured blog has a title, excerpt, upload date, and a button to read more. At the end of each page of blog posts is a button that allows you to sign up for the site’s official newsletter.

What I Like Most About it

Firstly, there are some genuinely helpful articles on Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/, many of which are well-written. The admins of this site know the ins and outs of the Romanian escort industry and can write articles that give great insight into banging hookers the correct way.

There’s also a decent array of guest articles from other websites and writers that add a nice bit of spice to the site and cover various other areas of sex, from adult webcam sites to the best way to fuck escorts for the first time.

I also love that the site has added a dedicated button for users to translate it into English. However, it could be better expanded with more languages being added, but I’ll discuss that more in the next section!

What I Don’t Like

As much as the site admins have added a translation button to change the language from Romanian to English, it could do with adding more languages to cater to the various international visitors to Bucharest and other Romanian cities.

The blog’s overall design looks great, but all featured articles don’t have a featured image to catch the user’s eye. Instead, it’s just various boxes of text with nothing to break it all up.

The blog is home to some genuinely valuable articles that many people will find helpful, but many people might miss them due to the link to the blog being situated in the site's footer rather than on the main menu.

Suggestions I Have For Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/

Add more languages to the translation plugin to expand your outreach to more foreign visitors to Romania. For example, French, German, Chinese, Spanish, Portuguese, and Arabic are great languages to add to the site.

Add featured images to each blog post so that it catches the eye of the user better and makes the blog portfolio pop more. This will undoubtedly increase user engagement and encourage them to click on more articles and explore more of the blog.

Add a link to the blog in the site's main menu, as users can easily miss it due to its current location in the footer of the site, which many people might not even visit.

Conclusion

Overall, Luxuryescorts.com/ro/blog/ has filled me with enough escort knowledge and sexual inspiration to make me want to book a flight to Bucharest and fuck everything in sight. The fine country of Romania not only has excellent escorts on offer, but it also has well-versed whoremongers giving great advice on sites like this.

But, as always, there is room for improvement, especially regarding the translation plugin and overall site optimization. Otherwise, this is a great site to find Romanian escorts across the country, with a blog telling you how to do it correctly from start to finish.