LondonTS Blog

If you’re someone working in the world of online adult content, then you’ll likely know how profitable the niche of shemales is. These days, folks just can’t get enough of the sight of a big dicked transsexual getting her hole ravaged by a guy, strap-on-wearing chick, or another shemale. Or, watching lustfully as a hung shemale lubes up her throbbing cock, pins down a willing sub, and makes them her bitch!

From sissy hypno porn tube sites to shemale blogs, there’s no shortage of niches to tackle in the world of transsexual content. However, one of the most underrated is arguably that of shemale escorts because there’s a fuck load of people out there who are keen to take their love of shemale porn to the next level and meet a TS in real life.

But there’s a massive difference between watching a shemale’s cock on the big screen and having one in your hand. To waltz into a meeting with a transsexual escort without knowing the ropes can be a minefield. Sure, you might get to pound a shemale’s tight ass and fill it with cum, or you might end up with your asshole looking like a windsock after a Brazilian transsexual pounded your butt with her cock like it was a bongo drum at the Rio Carnival!

This is why any shemale escort site worth its salt will have an informative blog hosted on it that guides its clients through the wild world of transsexual escorts and teaches them how to navigate it. But while there are a lot of shemale escort blogs out there, not all of them can be considered equal in terms of quality and reliable information.

And this is why I’ve taken it upon myself to explore every one of them and conduct balls-deep reviews to find out which blogs both shemale escort fans and adult webmasters seeking to learn something from the industry can take advantage of. Today, we’re heading to the British capital of London as our journey into the world’s shemale escort sites goes deeper!

Now, it’s time to paraphrase Cousin Avi from Snatch. Wait, we’re going to London, Porn Dude? Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, Pascal’s Subsluts, bad food, worse weather, Jasmine fuckin’ Jaye... London!

We’re going on a virtual adventure to the British capital because it’s the home of a British shemale escort agency providing transsexual whores to the good folks of London. It’s called London TS, and, more importantly, it has an on-site blog over at Londonts.com/blog/, and that’s what we’re going to be sliding our virtual cocks into today!

What is Londonts.com/blog/?

London TS is a shemale escort agency that connects transsexual-loving kinksters from across the British capital to a throbbing range of shemale hookers who are eager to service their every TS need. But we’re not going into the selection of shemales on the site today; we’re looking at the on-site blog that can be found at Londonts.com/blog/.

The main website has been around for a while, and the Wayback Machine can trace its history back for over a decade. On the other hand, Londonts.com/blog/ started in late 2020 and is something of a new addition to the site. Next, let’s see what kind of shemale escort content it has to offer!

What are the Articles Like on Londonts.com/blog/?

At the time of writing, Londonts.com/blog/ was far from the most well-populated shemale blog around and was only home to eleven articles. However, a small selection doesn't mean there aren’t some potential gems nestled within, so let’s look at some of the blog’s most popular articles to see what kind of content it can offer us!

● Why Trans Escorts Blacklist Clients - When you’re meeting a sex worker, whether trans or otherwise, there’s a certain level of etiquette required. This article briefly covers the key reasons why so many trans escorts decide to blacklist their clients, ranging from stuff like no-shows to being too demanding.

● Fun Things To Do In London with a Shemale - I don’t know, fellas… If I’d booked a shemale escort in London, I wouldn’t be taking her to The Tower of London and Warner Bros Studio, but each to their own. This minimal article covers three London attractions to take a shemale to. Still, I can guarantee that said shemale’s cock won’t be bursting out of her panties as you take her on the Hogwarts Express rollercoaster, as she’d much rather be experiencing your Quidditch balls emptying into her asshole.

Ah, fuck, that’s not an impressive blog. These articles might be the most popular on the site, but I feel that most people click on them for the alluring featured image. The content within is mediocre at best, and it feels like it was written by someone who never even met a shemale in real life.

The Design of the Blog

Ahh, NewspaperX theme, we meet again! Londonts.com/blog/ is using one of the most commonly seen premium blog themes worldwide. Hell, who can blame them? It does a solid job when it comes to blogging.

Starting from the top, Londonts.com/blog/ starts with a very dated-looking logo that looks like something you’d see outside of a sex shop outside London’s Kings Cross station. It spells out the site’s URL in a blue, white, and red color scheme before leading your eyes to the main menu sitting to the right of it.

The main menu is pretty short and consists of five links leading you to the homepage, blog, a selection of current shemale escorts, a gallery of TS sluts, and a contact page. After this is a search function to navigate the site and two buttons to sign up for an account or sign in to one you’ve previously made.

Then, we have the blog itself. Londonts.com/blog/starts with a hero section showcasing three articles in large thumbnails across the top of the site. Underneath this, the blog is split into two sections.

The first section is a vertical list of the latest articles to be added to the blog, and each comes with a featured image, title, description, and metadata covering the upload date, author, number of views, and how many comments it has received.

The second part of Londonts.com/blog/ is a sidebar filled with widgets covering everything from the site’s most popular blog posts and editorial picks to categories, tags, and random posts. However, there are a few issues with this sidebar section, which I’ll cover in more detail shortly.

What I Like Most About It

Regarding imagery, I can’t fault Londonts.com/blog/ on their choices. The folks behind this site have some great taste in shemale porn and have added some exceptionally eye-catching featured images to their blog posts which make most of them irresistible to click on.

What I Don’t Like

At the time of writing, the selection of blog posts on Londonts.com/blog/ could do with a serious boost. There are so many topics that the site still needs to cover, and it has instead focused on lesser important ones. Plus, as there’s such a limited selection of articles, each dedicated section of the blog contains duplicate articles that mirror each other.

The sidebar of the blog is also in dire need of optimization. Aside from the duplicate articles I just mentioned, the site has categories and tag sections that are a shitshow. The tags section is entirely bare, and the categories section is home to one category called ‘’blog’’. Really?

There’s also a massive lack of creativity in the writing within the articles. I’ll give you an example in the form of the ‘’Fun Things To Do In London with a Shemale’’. I love the theme of this article but was disappointed by the dull level of writing within. Keep reading, and I’ll drop some tips on how to improve this in the next section.

Suggestions I Have for Londonts.com/blog/

To retain your users, you must put more creativity into your writing. In the ‘’Fun Things To Do In London with a Shemale’’ article I just brought up, here are some examples of how you can spice things up. Rather than just explaining the ticket prices for the London Eye, say how the excitement of the attraction is an excellent warm-up before you finally get to see the alternative London Eye located between the asscheeks of your female escort. Instead of saying how cool it is to see the crown jewels in the Tower of London, point out how it can be a great date idea before heading home and emptying your own crown jewels deep into the ass of a shemale hooker!

Adding a more comprehensive selection of articles to the site will also solve many issues. Their current array is far too small and affects the blog's overall appearance by presenting duplicate content. Once you’ve beefed up the article selection, optimize them via tags and categories.

Conclusion

It’s fair to say that shemale escort blogs aren’t as common as female escort blogs, so I was more than excited to see what Londonts.com/blog/ had to offer. However, this adult blog is poorly populated, defined by dull writing styles, and could be improved in many places. Until that happens, I won’t be coming back and will be seeking other sources of information for navigating the world of shemale escorts in London.