ManyVids

Many Vids! This is the review your mother was afraid you’ve eventually find. It’s all about making money on the internet by putting random objects up your snatch while everyone watches. Or, hell, maybe you like rubbing liquids on yourself or unboxing dildos that you purchased on Amazon. Perhaps you’re great at doing a naked handstand. I’m not here to judge and neither is ManyVids. This site’s been around for a while and they’ve established themselves as a premier location for desperate 18-year-olds looking to make some pocket change. Nah, I’m just kidding. It’s actually a great site for jumpstarting your online porn career, especially if you prefer working solo.

You might be thinking: Why not OnlyFans? Look, that site might have established itself as the Facebook of monetizable strip and fucks, but ManyVids have been working hard to remain the per-video cash-out solution that everyone defaults to when they’re hoping to make a name for themselves. On the surface, they’re just a video marketplace. You go there; you buy a video, you jack off, you leave. Very simple stuff. On the flip side, if you’d like to make money instead of breaking the bank, you go to the site, create an account, upload some videos of you doing… whatever the fuck and hope that people like your stuff. They pay you per video, you make off like a bandit and the world keeps turning around and around.

Moving Away from Conventional Porn

I promised myself I wouldn’t get all philosophical with this review, but I just can’t help it – I love the ManyVids business model. They themselves boast about it in their FAQ and I smell no bullshit. They make some bold claims, but it’s all true. They claim that making your own porn from home is safer than working as an actor or actress with an agency – that’s true. No-one knows who you are or where you live. You’re protected. It’s all anonymous. Do you want to hide your face on top of that? Go right ahead. The world is your oyster.

I like the shift towards private porn production, because I like private porn, duh. I’d rather watch a hot babe in her bedroom going at a 24-inch dragon dildo than something produced by a greasy 45-year-old dude with a camera any day. Besides, we live in an era where every dingy ass laptop comes with an HD camera, so it’s not like we’re being stiffed on the quality.

Sites like ManyVids give the power back to the people and most of them are vulnerable young women. These kinds of sites give them ample opportunity to take their clothes off for money, for me, and I’m more than willing to pay. So, if you’re aspiring to make some extra money on the side or you want to make a career out of your vagina, this is the place to be.

Your Very Own Store

Running your own ManyVids profile is similar to these Shopify stores that have been cropping up all over the place lately. The main difference is; you sell your own product. The appeal is that you run your own store, without having to go through the legal rigmarole of actually setting up a company. If you went that route, you’d go broke. Instead, you go through as much hassle as it takes to set up a Facebook profile. You also add your payment information, of course, but other than that, you’re good to go. If you record yourself for more than 60 seconds and your face is at least a little bit boner-inspiring, that’s it. You’re making money.

They’ve also taken many steps towards giving you some customization options around your profile. You can put up trailers for your videos and even some pictures to get the boys all rattled and motivate them to spend hard cash on your snatch. The site’s general layout is also really friendly. This makes it very easy for both repeat customers and new visitors to find random porn. There doesn’t seem to be a preference for quality. So, great news for ugly chicks – you too can be paid to take your clothes off on the internet. The same goes for fat chicks. For some reason, there’s a market for everything. Me, I don’t judge. I jack off; I move on. You know how it is.

Affordable Pricing

ManyVids don’t charge you for the privilege of being on their site, but they do skim off the top, and shave off the bottom and take a bit from the middle as well. I’m being poetic – what I mean is, they take 20 to 40 percent and that’s a lot of money. The 20% is kind of acceptable, but that’s just for the custom vids and some other random shit like that. The 40%, that’s where the action is. That’s how much they skim off your earnings for your sold videos and that’s going to be the bulk of your income. So, how could it possibly be worth it? Well, let me explain.

If you go to Reddit and tell the boys there that you’re willing to sell them tit vids of you rubbing moisturizer into your nipples with a microscopic sponge brush, you might find some Arab prince ready to drop $10,000 on a single MP4 of your milkers. Chances are, you won’t. Instead, some random horny dudes will pass you a buck or two or a c-note if you’re lucky. But, you find them, they don’t find you. And, there’s a lot of begging. And, you have to post on damn near every subreddit that will have you. On ManyVids, you don’t have to do any of that. You put the tit vids on your profile and you fuck off to your other responsibilities. The site handles your marketing, so you don’t have to lift a finger. You lift boners and people’s spirits with your tit vids.

Safe for Work Porn

Yes, it’s true, we’ve come that far. We’ve officially invented porn that you can jack off to that isn’t actually porn, but you still pay for it as if it were, because it’s expensive. There are so many videos on ManyVids of chicks just sort of whispering into the microphone. They tell me it’s ASMR, but really, I think it’s just about selling lonely dudes on the idea of someone actually whispering into their ear. It’s catering to their loneliness, but who gives a fuck. I also saw some vids of a girl doing a handstand. She wasn’t naked or anything. It was a yoga video.

So, you can sell videos of yourself doing damn near anything. The terms and conditions do say that your video has to fit at least one category that’s already listed on the site, but they’re not all pornographic, so you should be set. I think they even let you do makeup tutorials or some such other shit. I mean, if they’ve got a category for clothes destruction, you know they’re covering a wide spread. I’m damn sure that you could fit any video you make under at least one category, if not dozens of them.

Your Safety Comes First

They really aren’t kidding about the safety features. Say you want to dive into porn, but you’re worried about your parents finding out. Or, maybe you’re out and proud with your career, but you’d prefer that no-one in your hometown ever see your nipples. Well, ManyVids has got you covered. You can configure geo-exclusions so that specific towns don’t get to see that you exist on the site. It’s absolutely amazing. They really went the extra mile to protect their users.

On top of that, they’ve got all kinds of moderation to make sure no illegal or harmful shit is going on. It’s not just for your protection either, since they protect the public and themselves in the process. This is a wholesome site. There’s a huge list of no-no words and if you use any of them anywhere in your content, that’s an instant ban for life. So like… avoid those words. They’re also careful to protect any minors or people in vulnerable situations, which is very noble. I know it’s a legal obligation and all, but I’m still quite impressed and happy about the work these people do.

Lastly, let me tell you about Pineapple Support. It’s a 24/7 support line for the mental health of porn professionals. ManyVids recommends them as your go-to in case you’re feeling under the weather or you need someone to talk to on a professional level. I think it was brilliant, making this the very last thing they teach you under their FAQ. I doubt you’ll need psychiatric assistance. Shoving a dildo up your snatch isn’t a particularly daunting task. Still, it’s good to see that there are people out there who care about your mental wellbeing. Don’t take it lightly.