Amazon Drive

Amazon is a well-known tech giant that has been working hard on being at the top when it comes to providing all kinds of services online to businesses and sites. Even if you don’t buy anything off of Amazon, there’s a good chance that a website you’re using regularly has Amazon Web Services on it or something like that. But we’re not here to talk about Amazon in that sense. Instead, I want to show you this neat little service that they have for consumers called Amazon Photos Storage. It’s a private way to store photos and videos, and you know what that means, right? That’s right, porn!

Store photos and videos on the cloud

You can store so much porn on Amazon servers and there’s nothing they can do about it. It’s your own personal shit and they can’t just be barging in and checking on what you have on your account. You can use their cheap storage solutions to get terabytes and terabytes of storage quickly and easily. And on top of this, if you use Amazon Prime, then you get unlimited storage for photos, but pretty limited video storage. We’ll go over all of these options and see which one is the best one for you, but first, we should probably get to know this service. Let’s learn about Amazon Photos Storage, shall we?

First things first, I want to tell you about how you can store full-res pictures on Amazon’s servers. While there are plenty of online storage options out there, Amazon might seem like a really cheap option for some people. They allow you to store 5 GB of photos and videos for free. They also have so many different plans for users who have more needs than that. In my opinion, if you have a huge stash of porn images that you need to store somewhere and you don’t want the resolution to suffer, Amazon Photos Storage might be a good option to consider. There is a lot you can do with this amazing photo storage.

Great trick for free account storage

Let’s talk about the first option that concerns free storage. With an account on Amazon, you get to have 5 GB of free photo and video storage automatically given to you. This is a fair amount of storage if you’re going for just pictures. If you’re gunning for more than photos and are looking to store videos, then I think you should consider other options and bigger plans. However, with a free plan, you have the added benefit of not having to pay anything. And besides, you can just make multiple accounts if you ever need more than 5 GB of storage. Just don’t go overboard cause they’ll figure you out in that case.

The best course of action would be to use a VPN if you have multiple accounts and sign in from different VPN servers when accessing your different accounts. That way, you’re going to throw Amazon off of your trail and they won’t be able to figure out that it’s actually just 10 accounts all coming from the same PC and the same IP address. With scattered VPN addresses, it’s damn-near impossible for Amazing to figure you out. The bad thing is that it’s a lot less convenient to do things this way and to keep having to log out and log into all these different accounts to retrieve all your photo content.

Paid storage plans are also available

If you value convenience, then it’s time to look into some paid plans. One of the most popular paid plans is the one that gives you 100 GB of photo and video storage. This allows you to store around 50,000 photos and pictures if each porn pic you upload has around 2 MB. If it has more than that, which many images these days do at full resolution, then that number can be halved or even worse than that. But still, it’s a lot of storage. 100 GB of online storage also allows you to go for around 14 hours of video storage. Now, that isn’t that many porn videos, with the total count being around 84 if you’re uploading strictly 10-minute porn content, which is really popular these days and is ripped from premium porn vids.

Other than the 100 GB plan, there are also the terabyte plans. The plans range from 1 TB all the way up to 30 TB of photo and video storage. With 1 TB, you’re effectively getting 10 times the amount of storage that you’re getting from the 100 GB option, and it only comes at 3 times the price. You can see how you can get a lot of value out of that. All the other terabyte options are just standard multiplications of the price, so if you get 2 TB of storage, it will just cost you double of what the 1 TB option does. However, after 2 TB, you have to opt for an annual plan, not a monthly one, but you do save 16% on annual plans.

Prime members get unlimited photo storage

So, how much do all these plans cost? Well, 100 GB is 2 bucks a month or 20 bucks a year. Pretty fuckin cheap. Then you have the 1 TB plan at 3 times the price at least, when you look at annual prices. That’s $60 annually, but $7 monthly. 2 TB goes for $12 monthly or $120 a year. After that, you can get 3TB at $180, 4 TB at $240 and so on, all the way up to 30 TB, which will cost you a whopping $1800 a year. Listen, for that kind of money; you might as well buy your own servers to store all that porn. It’s just not worth paying these bastards that much money to get 30 TB of storage. Up to 2 TB is the sweet spot.

Also, you should know that Prime members have a really interesting thing to consider. If you already use Amazon and you have a Prime account on it, then you automatically get unlimited storage for full-resolution photos. Unlimited storage? Holy fucking shit. That’s like, infinite storage! Yeah, well, it comes with a caveat. Prime members get infinite photo storage, but only 5 GB of video storage. So if you just have porn photos to store and you have a lot of them, then perhaps Prime really is the best option for you. It all comes down to what you need out of Amazon Photos Storage and its services.

Start backing up your content today

Now, I will say that Amazon is a really weird service to consider when it comes to storing photos, but it does have some pretty interesting options and pricing, so if you’re looking for a quick and easy way to store all those porn photos you have, then you can just use your Amazon account. It’s really easy to set up, and registration just takes a minute or two. The only part I don’t like is that you have to verify your email, so if you’re trying to do the multiple account thing to get a bunch of free storage, then you’ll have to go through that process so many fucking times. But I guess they have that in place for a reason.

I guess the reason is people like me who will always try to exploit these big tech giants and get the most out of it while paying as little as possible. So, if you want to start storing porn photos and videos for free, just try doing that VPN trick that I taught you in this review and it should do the trick. However, if you’re a goody-two-shoes, and you just don’t like to cheat the system, then you can always opt for the less exciting option of actually paying Amazon in order to store all your porn on their servers. In my opinion, this is a huge waste of money at higher storage capacities, but if you’re looking for a cheap monthly payment of less than a Big Mac burger, then I think that this cloud storage service might just be it.