Facebook Messenger

Believe it or not, Facebook is good for more than just jerking off to bikini pics of girls you went to high school with and trolling for late-night strange. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten drunk and messaged a slut thanks to Facebook Messenger. In fact, this app has gotten me laid almost as much as Tinder. Then again, when you have as much game as me, you can get laid on any app. Hell, I could probably get a bitch to come over to my place off Words with Friends.

However, I do have to get some work done in between fucking (the Lord knows that broke dudes don’t get any pussy), which is why I like the FB Messenger app so much. I can go from getting a girl to come to my apartment (and then getting her to cum in my apartment) to checking in with my employees and my boss about our latest project in a matter of seconds. If you are looking for a messenger app that is as dynamic and versatile as you are, Facebook Messenger is perfect for you.

A room for every project

Facebook Messenger makes it easy to organize all of your conversations, too, so that you don’t fuck up and send a dick pic to your colleagues on accident. Just create a group video chat room for each of your projects and each of your sites. It really is that simple. At the very top of the app, you will find icons that represent each of your contacts.

To the left of the people that you most frequently chat with, you will find a button that reads “Create Room.” Boom … just click that and invite whomever you want, resulting in endless live group video chats that are 100% customizable and streamlined.

These rooms can serve as an ongoing group chat with your team, or you can schedule the chats to take place at a certain time. Tweak the settings to your liking by labeling the room activity and deciding how people can join (either by allowing anyone with the link to hop on or making it so that only people you invite specifically can enter).

When it comes to room activities, there are plenty of preset options that come with emoji tags – such as workout, coffee chat, lunch club, TGIF, get together, squad hang, or here all day – or you can create your own customized activity. This allows you to pick whatever emoji icon you like to go along with your title too.

Quickly identify your rooms with these handy graphic representations. In other words, you can make sure that you only whip your dick out when you join the room with the eggplant emoji; make sure that you have your tie on before you enter the room with the briefcase or the winged money stack.

Facebook Messenger rooms are essentially Facebook’s answer to Zoom. Since most of our work gets done remotely nowadays, I find this feature to be endlessly helpful. Plus, we all know that video chat capabilities can be useful in the adult entertainment industry, no matter what you happen to be doing. Shit, you could even audition an actress on Facebook Messenger’s Rooms feature. Cast your next porno while staying safely socially distanced, interview a prospective web designer, or just shoot the shit with your coworkers thanks to this live video chat feature.

Everything that you have come to love from SMS chatting can be done with Facebook Messenger

Personally, I love the SMS text feel of the messenger app. It reminds me a lot of the iMessage feature that will be familiar to iPhone users. You can see when someone is typing, when they have seen your message, and there are stickers, emojis, and gifs galore to spice up the conversation. Facebook Messenger has its own brand of stickers and emojis that you can use, or you can always rely on the traditional emojis.

Plus, quickly search and find the perfect gif to get a laugh. No matter what kind of work you are doing on Messenger, this app makes sure that you have the latest messaging capabilities at your fingertips. Then, of course, there is the ever-useful “thumbs-up” response, for those moments when you are busy and only need to acknowledge that you have seen what was sent.

FB Messenger goes above and beyond SMS messaging capabilities, though, in that you can also connect a video or audio call with an individual on a whim. Your video chats, in other words, do not have to be scheduled or with a group. Facebook Messenger acts as a text messaging service, FaceTime, and phone carrier all at once … this should be great news for your business and for your dick.

Send large files, too, with the click of a button. Facebook Messenger allows you to share files, whether they are documents, pictures, videos, audio recordings, links or almost anything else. Any files that have been sent between you and another person are also available in the Info section of the convo, so you can make sure that you never lose anything.

The features on this fucker just do not quit!

Just when I thought I was done sucking Facebook’s dick, I just remembered a few more key features that set this chat app apart from the rest. When it comes to conducting business, FB Messenger cuts out the middleman when sending and receiving secure payments. Say goodbye to sending your client to a third-party payment service like PayPal or Venmo thanks to Facebook Messenger’s “Send or Request Payment” function.

This is a great feature for pleasure as well. Entice a FB slut into becoming your own personal cam girl by offering to pay her for her time right from within the app. You really can’t go wrong!

Sleek, intuitive, and customizable design

Not only can you choose whether the messenger app itself appears in Dark mode or not, but you can also customize each and every conversation and group message’s individual theme. Select from a list of current and seasonal themes, such as Halloween (as of the time of this writing), Pride, or Tie-Dye. Or you can choose from a selection of colors and gradients that give your chats, rooms, and groups a more personalized flair. You can keep all your shit on brand and fun with Facebook Messenger.

Is Facebook Messenger free to use or do I have to pay for this shit?

As is the case with all of Facebook’s offerings, the Messenger app is 100% free to use, no matter what device you are on. I mean, you’ll have to set up a FB account (if you don’t already have one), but even still, all you are paying with is your personal data – monetarily, FB messenger will not cost you a cent.

That is yet another strength of this messenger app … the fact that all of your conversations, groups, rooms, and shared files are integrated and streamlined across all of your devices automatically. Facebook Messenger also has an app for every operating system. Whether you are on an Android device, an iOS device, a Windows computer, or a Mac, you can rest assured that you never miss a beat no matter where you happen to be.

Pair all this with the fact that you can (I didn’t say should, but you can) use Facebook as a way to find talent and employees, and then immediately take advantage of all of these great features the very second that you connect. It becomes clear that Facebook Messenger just might be able to be one of your most valuable business tools, at least when it comes to the free ones.

How much can I earn with Facebook Messenger?

Well, that’s up to you, motherfucker! This is just a chat application. Its earnings potential depends entirely on how you use it. As is the case everywhere else in the world, be an alpha and earn a shit ton of money; be a pussy and be broke.

I think that there is the potential to make a pretty penny if you use this app correctly, especially when you consider the fact that FB Messenger lets you send and receive payments directly.