YouJizz

Finishing off my collection of reviews on popular porn tubes that you can use to market your website, we’ve got YouJizz. And in case you didn’t know, I reviewed all the other big porn tubes and left this review for last. I thought it would make for a nice closure to the series. Well, you’ll get a lot of information here I wrote about in the other reviews, but I’ll try to also dig into what makes YouJizz original. The reason there’s so much overlap between these reviews is the method itself. Marketing yourself on other people’s porn tubes, especially on large and successful porn tubes, is painfully direct and a bit repetitive. There’s no higher science here. It’s all just watermarks and video posting. The magic happens when you analyze your reports and figure out ways to optimize your marketing spread.

So, in other words, this entire approach is reduced to nerd shit like analyzing numbers and re-running the same experiment over and over again until the numbers get slightly better. I remember that back in the day, we used to have to learn complex methodologies on how to best dupe the system to squeeze the most potential out of every marketing channel. These days, all marketing channels boil down to the same bullshit. You set up your referral links. You set them loose in the wild, and then you assess your cost to profit ratio. I’ll try to water down the boring bits. So let’s talk a bit about YouJizz, and then we’ll get back to technical specifics.

Great Site, Shit Content

The first thing that makes YouJizz stick out is the minimalistic design that makes other mainstream sites look crowded. They’re not – YouJizz is just that extremely clean. I absolutely adore this approach to style. I could gripe about the fact that the buttons look retro or that the site isn’t properly aligned down the middle, but I actually don’t care enough to do that. In my eyes, YouJizz’s design is 10/10, and I’d recommend that webmasters learn from this shit.

The second thing that you need to analyze is the actual content shared on YouJizz. It’s inevitable – it’s the lowest common denominator bullshit. I used that term across my other reviews, mainly when I spoke of PornHub. I do not understand why these sites are moving from the old fair algorithms onto a forced content serving. The home page of YouJizz is completely covered in mainstream content. I’m talking step-sisters and fake tits. That’s all you’ll see - there’s no exception. You can jump to page two if you want, but it won’t do anything about it. The more original and unique content is there, but YouJizz is almost actively refusing to show it to you. It’s despicable. I’d blame YouJizz for it explicitly if this weren’t a problem across all fucking mainstream porn tubes. For some reason, they don’t want to show us anything other than triple-A porn that at this point has become staler than purposefully cultivated mold.

Finding Good Content

But how do I know that there actually is different content on YouJizz then? Did I memorize all the cool URLs? Nah, I’m not that awesome. I also didn’t use the search bar either – it’s fucking useless. No matter what you search in that bad boy, you won’t find what you’re looking for. Try it. Go ahead and look up amateur pornography on YouJizz. I dare you. You’ll find the exact fucking opposite in thousands of results.

Instead, I just opened a video at random, then clicked the uploader’s name. Remember that leads back to a personal profile. These are all community uploaded clips. Surprise Surprise – that uploader has uploaded a ton of quality homemade smut, but the only smut of his that you’ll see in any results is the mainstream shit. So, to watch his actual good content, you have to go to his profile then jump in from there. And once you’re watching something properly fap-worthy, you have to go back to a person’s profile and click through from there. You can’t just follow the related videos on the quality smut because you’ll be sent back to the mainstream bullshit.

Mainstream Porn is Ruining the Game

I swear, I didn’t use to hate mainstream porn this much. Hell, I don’t even dislike it now. The problem is that I hate being forced into a certain category, no matter what that category is. I believe in people’s freedom to choose what they want to see, and to a large extent, so do they. But you can’t be a porn humanitarian and a successful webmaster. You could try to upload quality content exclusively, but if it’s not a mainstream production, you’ll get buried. You can upload thousands of videos if you want; it doesn’t matter. They won’t end up on the front page no matter how hard you try.

As a webmaster, you’re literally forced to upload mainstream garbage if you want to get noticed on YouJizz. The same counts for most other popular porn tubes. What’s worse is my method of going to the uploader’s profile to see more isn’t exactly common practice. When dudes are browsing with one hand down their pants, they’re not reasoning; they just press on the pretty pictures of boobies. So, you’re 100% fucked if you want anyone to see your unique content on YouJizz. Instead, what you’ll have to do is get mainstream clips and slather them in your watermarks, then just upload those. Forget about what your actual niche is or what genre of porn you’ve got on your site. It doesn’t matter. None of this matters.

All you have to worry about is that your videos float to the top of some results page on YouJizz, whether it’s a search result page or the actual home page. It doesn’t matter. As long as a crowd of people gets to see your smut, your watermark will make it to someone’s eyeballs, and that’s kind of a crucial step in your methodology.

Basic Watermarking Explained

I explained this in-depth in my other similar reviews for other sites, but it bears repeating. The general point of this whole third-party marketing approach is that you give smut away, for free, on these popular sites in the hopes that they’ll get people horny for your content served on your domain. You can’t link back to it directly since it’s against terms of service, and even if you could, fappers don’t look away from titties, so the link would largely go by ignored. So instead, you slap a giant ass unavoidable watermark all over the good bits of the video, and you make sure that it’s crunched down in quality. Then, you also write, in tiny lettering: “To see this entire video in HD, come to MyFuckingWebsite.” Replace that last part with your actual URL, and you’re done.

After that, you just have to decide which videos to share and how to mass-upload them. Of course, you’re also free to upload them manually, but I doubt anyone has time for that. So either hire some assistants or get an auto-upload bot. As for the rules and regulations of YouJizz and how welcoming they are to auto-posted watermarked content, well, it’s a bit of a grey area. From what I can see, though, the site is littered with this exact type of content, and it keeps getting pushed to the home page, so I doubt that anyone is getting banned or even reprimanded. Either way, you’ve got very little to lose and a lot to gain, so flesh out your process and give YouJizz a shot.

There is Hope

In the end, this is not a bad website. I remember jerking off to porn on YouJizz for years back in the day when they were fresh and popular. However, back then, I didn’t have to bring a shovel to unearth the quality content. It just jumped at me whenever I visited the site. The times they are a-changing. You have to adapt. Try your best to get people to enter your URL into their address bar and measure your success. Then, figure out which videos were the most successful and get more of those. Analyze your numbers, then repeat the process over and over again. Eventually, you’ll have an expansive auto-posting network that brings potential viewers back to your site.

As a closing note, I’d like to mention that if you’re in the business of acquiring unique porn that you can’t find anywhere else on the internet, this is an obvious plus, but try to make it clear to the viewers that this is the case. Try to get them to follow you directly instead of looking for your smut on other sites. Streamline your marketing funnel and try to optimize it over time. In the meantime, pray that YouJizz undoes the damage they’ve done to their results algorithms.