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Prisoner Of Porn! No, you insane mother fucker, I’m not asking you to hire imprisoned writers to translate your adult content. Not only would that be highly illegal, but do you think you would really get quality content that way? Get the fuck out of here; you know the answer to that!

Even though the name may be questionable, PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations is a legitimate source for getting your adult content translated as you need it. Although the site leads to more questions than answers (more on that in a moment), it does not change the fact that this is a legitimate source for getting only adult content translated in several different languages. When you want a service that does not shy away from the kind of niche, XXX content you want the world to consume, PrisonOfPorn.com/Adult Translations is a worthy option.

Decent amount of languages offered

If you have looked for translation services for your adult content on various freelancing sites and the like, then you know how difficult it can be to find a translator that’s worth a fuck. For starters, the person has to be a good writer and be a native speaker of the language (this isn’t required, but it minimized a shit load of headache) and not shy away from adult content. And that’s assuming you can find someone that can translate your content to the language you have in mind!

It’s a lot of boxes that have to be checked before you can even think about hiring someone to translate your adult content. So it’s convenient to know that you don’t have to think about any of that extra bullshit if you choose PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations for all of your smutty translation solutions. You already know they are on board with whatever kind of perverted filth you need translated and you can easily see the languages that can be translated using this one-stop-translation service.

PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations can translate content to and from widely spoken languages. You can probably already guess what some of these are: English, Spanish, Japanese, French, German, and Italian, just to name a few. But there are also surprising translation options here as well: Romanian, Dutch, Portuguese, Turkish, and Arabic for those that are trying to make sure you have translation options for other languages that may not have been on your radar.

While it’s awesome that you can hire PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations to translate your adult content to so many languages, ThePornDude still feels that this isn’t enough. There isn’t even an option for translating content into Chinese – a huge market that the service is missing out on. I get it: translating content to Chinese is fucking difficult, but they could at least have a Mandarin option to start. It’s a huge, missed opportunity.

Another huge missed opportunity is leaving out translation options for India. India is in the same position as China: there are so many fucking languages spoken there; it’s hard to keep track of them all. But there isn’t even an option for Hindi or Bengali – two of India’s most widely spoken languages. You may find other languages missing as well.

Look, PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations chose some of the most widely-used languages around the world so they could satisfy almost every reader. It’s hard to fault them when there are over a dozen translatable languages. Still, I have to wonder what someone is supposed to do when they want to translate pornographic content to places like India, China, or areas of the world where there is a segment of potential customers that can only read content in their own native tongue. I have no idea, and that’s a fucking problem.

Easy to contact

One of the most frustrating things about hiring a translator is communication. It does not matter if they are working solo or you are dealing with a business like PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations: communication is key from start to finish. That’s why I was pleased to know that the service shows how to reach out to them directly on their website. You can either contact them via email, or if you need to reach someone ASAP, on Skype.

It would have given me a little more satisfaction to know that I could also contact the minds behind the service via a toll-free number or at least a phone contact that I could dial. Still, it’s the same kind of contact options you have if you were to hire a freelancer to translate your content anyway, so it’s not that big of a deal. Besides, you will want to contact PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations to learn about the project you have in mind anyway.

Reach out to them and tell them exactly what you need. They will give you the details of the service, the price, deadline, and the overall logistics of the project going forward. Be open with them and don’t shy away from digging deep into the details about what’s needed.

No information about pricing

Although it is nice to know that it is easy to reach out to a team of translators that will translate the adult content I need to over a dozen languages, if you are looking for proof that they are actually going to deliver, stop looking because you are not going to find it. There are many problems with how PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations comes across to the reader and those looking for adult translation options and I’m going to fucking get into them one-by-one in a second. But for now, let’s look at the most glaring problem: where the fuck is the information about rates?

I scoured the translation section to see if I could find anything at all about how much it costs to hire a writer to translate one’s adult content and did not find a goddamn thing. The only tiny bit of information I found pertaining to pricing stated there are discounts for large amounts of work. Well, how much does a normal amount cost to begin with?!

Look, I get that every project is different. That is especially true when a writer is translating content from one language to another as each language presents its own, unique share of translating issues. Some words do not translate well, and when that happens, it’s important to choose a word that’s a worthy substitute to keep the author’s original tone and vision in the copy. Still, visitors need to have an idea regarding the rate they will pay. Even if it’s measured by the word, the page, the sentence, what the fuck ever – give people something to go on! Otherwise, what’s the incentive to even choose PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations anyway?

Website feels outdated

When you log onto PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations, you may notice that the site feels like it needs a facelift. The minimalist black background works well enough since this is an adult translating service, but the wall of text that feels spammy and out-of-place does not make me feel confident hiring PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations. That isn’t to say that you should choose another translating service, but if you were hoping that the content on the site would sell you to hire these minds, it’s not going to happen.

As I went through the description of PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations’s services, it led me to asking more questions. For starters, the site says that it is available for all porn niches. What does this mean? Are they familiar with every porn niche out there, or are they willing to tackle any pornographic niche that comes their way? I’m not exactly sure.

Further, the site uses a study from 2010 to justify how much porn people are watching (4% of the world’s most popular websites were porn sites). This is over a decade old and I’m certain that more than 4% of the world’s Web traffic is in some way related to pornography. If PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations has not updated this piece in over a decade, how can I be sure that the rest of the translation content is up-to-date? Trick question: I cannot.

Why do people need this service?

As I was reading through the tiny explanation regarding the translation content available on PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations, I could not find an answer to this simple question. Sure, if you are looking at adult translation services, you already know why you need them to begin with. But what about PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations separates them from the other adult translating services out there?

Fuck if I know! Since there isn’t any kind of information regarding rates and pricing, the types of niches covered (saying all adult niches are covered doesn’t say anything), samples, or any kind of proof that they deliver quality results beyond the testimonials that feel like anyone could have written them, it makes it hard to trust the service from the start. That’s not a good look, and I have to wonder how many times people have wanted translation services from this service only to press the ‘Back’ button because the information did not give them the confidence to hire them. If the only way to give would-be customers confidence is to contact you on Skype or via email, you have a problem.

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PrisonerOfPorn.com/Adult Translations aims to take the difficulty out of adult entrepreneurs trying to find adult translation services for their pornographic content. Unfortunately, the site does not evoke any confidence, lacks rates, samples, and proof of their work. While contacting the service directly is easy, they need to show proof of the service they can provide while giving a clear answer to the niches and their pricing structure.