ShooshTime

At first glance, it may seem like all tube sites are the same. They have similar primary goals in mind, sure, but the ways to accomplish those goals differ wildly. As such, some will be better for promoting your content than others, and only experience will help you differentiate the two.

It’s not a one size fits all situation. What your website’s focus is, changes what tube sites will work best for advertising on. This goes beyond categories and genres. To make money in this business, you have to think harder than that. You don’t just want numbers; you want quality visitors. You want people that will return time and again to drain their load.

That being said, quantity has a quality of its own. Getting a good spread around a large number of websites won’t hurt your prospects. But when it comes to collecting reliable customers that come time and time again, you need promos in quality places. Glitchyporn.fkd isn’t going to get you that.

Time is money, and if you waste yours, your website will end up wasted also. You already have plenty to do between web design, hiring, content accrual, and paperwork. All that other shit is for nothing if no one is enjoying your shit. Every part of the process is important in porn. You can’t skimp on effort anywhere.

Once you find good places to post your promo shit, tube sites pick up some slack for you. You can think of them as business partners. And while you’re busy catching forty winks, websites like Shooshtime can be hard at work. Who doesn’t love making money in their sleep? That’s what the billionaires do, right?

I can’t promise you will become a billionaire working with Shooshtime, but I can guarantee they will increase your traffic. Shooshtime takes a more lighthearted approach to porn than most places. You will find a mixture of mostly teen porn and funny, tongue-in-cheek content. Or dick in cheek, if you will. What could make cumming better? Laughing while you do it, I suppose.

Tube porn sites with a humorous twist are few and far between. The type of people that want to laugh while jerking are dedicated porn monks. These are the types of fucks that will hang out on Yourpornwebsite.com all night long. These are the super fans that spend their refractory periods still watching porn. You know, people like me. And let me tell you, you need people like me. When I enjoy a site, I’ll spend hours and hours on it. My cum is worth its weight in diamonds.

You Nutted in my Eye Asshole

If you never have, watch a porn blooper real soon. Bob Saget doesn’t have anything on premature ejaculate flying into a cameraman’s retina. Fuck a dropped birthday cake or trip over the stairs. Plus, there’s no way I could work up a nut while Saget is droning on in my ear.

The web design on Shooshtime is nothing special, but it gets the job done. The menu options are Videos, Photos, Pornstars, Categories, Channels, A link to yours truly, Porn discounts, and live sex. It’s all the usual suspects with a couple of curveballs thrown in.

There are a few different sections to the home page thumbnails. First up top is “Today’s Videos.” That is perfect for any new porn webmasters. Get yourself right to the top of the website simply by uploading. Spend as much time as you can up there by not bulk uploading content. Drop one video a day, and you can always have a beacon guiding people to your site.

Next is a small section for videos being watched now. In case you’re thinking about it, don’t waste time watching your own shit so it might appear in this tiny list. There are many better and more lucrative ways to spend your time—things like everything else and anything else.

But What Have you Done for me Yesterday?

The next set of thumbnails is for “Yesterdays Videos.” You don’t see this often, but it’s excellent for uploaders and unloaders alike. Many people are on a forty-eight-hour beat schedule, and they don’t want to miss anything. If you’re uploading, it gives you even more time to hang out on the front page. Take it anywhere you can get it.

Following yesterday’s videos is “New Porn Albums to Check Out.” Don’t assume no one is looking at photos anymore. That couldn’t be less true. Case in point, I still look at pics. I’ve watched live footage of a midget getting fucked by a taxidermied giraffe penis, but that doesn’t mean your ex-girlfriend’s nude selfies won’t get me hard. Pictures are like porn foreplay. Plus, as I just said a moment ago, take every opportunity to be on the front page that you can.

The last set of thumbnails on the front page are “Porn Channels we Think You’ll Like.” But I’m going to assume the channels featured here are from sites that paid to be featured.

Channels

No need to invest in a feature, but you definitely want to get a channel going. You can show up in the recently updated right away if you do, plus people will be able to jerk off to everything you uploaded in one convenient place. Serious jerk-off heads appreciate the ease of usage. It’s also a great middle-ground for them to make the jump from tube site to Yourpornwebsite.com.

There are a decent amount of channels on Shooshtime, but you can still stand out. For some reason, most of the channels don’t have an associated thumbnail. If you take the two seconds to post up a nice thumbnail, you will stick out like a sore thumb. I’m not sure why so many channel creators are skipping such an essential step, but their loss is your gain.

The category list has all the things one has come to expect from porn but with a few additions. These include shit like “WTF,” “Bizarre,” and “Funny.” Whether you decide to post some funny shit on your site is up to you. Most places don’t, and it’s pretty niche. I see no harm in including some, though. I like to watch funny porn-related shit, and I’m exactly the type of motherfucker you want on your site. If you go for it, posting on Shooshtime is a must. If you have a moment, I suggest you check out the thumbnail for the “WTF” category.

Poon Coupon

The porn discounts page is an interesting idea, and they offer some serious discounts. It is a separate website from Shooshtime, so this could be something you add a link to, also. Adding a premium section is a great way to monetize your site beyond using advertising. I see no reason not to. Many of the biggest porn sites are offering steep discounts here. But, of course, once you have them hooked, the price point goes back up to its usual place. By then, they can’t live without you, though.

The discounts range from forty-one percent up to eighty-five percent but don’t panic at those numbers. Remember that the deal is temporary. You’ll forget they ever even happened once those full-price charges start coming in.

And because Shooshtime is no dumbass, they have a link to my website. There is no better way to get more traffic than a positive review from the porn master. I don’t hand out accolades willy nilly, so you have to earn that shit. You can advertise your website all you want, but if it’s garbage, no one will stay long. We are talking about advertising here but step one is always a quality website.

Shooshtime is always an entertaining visit, and they will push a good amount of traffic your way. It is in no way a perfect beast, though. The ads can be annoying. You will notice, spread throughout the front page, are short five-second videos. Those are all ads that will take you to a pop-up. Not many sites do it that way, and it can be a bitch if you’re not paying attention.

Some of the non-funny content can be a bit bland. It’s nothing you couldn’t find other places, but that can be said about a lot of tube sites. The schtick is humor, so I won’t fault them too much for it.

If humor is a lane you are planning to go down, Shooshtime should be on your list of places to post promos. If not, posting here will still send some views your way.