AZNude

AZ Nude! Man’s obsession with nudity in major studio films has been around since the major studio film. But, unfortunately, it took a while for the world's moral compass to catch up with man’s desire to see tits and ass. For decades all you had was imagining what a famous actress looked like naked. I’d give my left leg to see what Audrey Hepburn’s tits looked like. I’d give both my arms and legs to actually fuck her. I’d look like that one nugget bitch who shot porn, but I’d have a permanent smile on my face.

There are two significant originators of nudity in major films. I bet you can guess the first one. I’ll give you a hint: red velvet. Nothing? I forgot you guys are dumbasses. Marylyn Monroe. In the unfinished 1962 film “Somethings got to Give," she swims around in a pool wearing only a flesh-colored bikini bottom. I bet the dicks on that set were so hard you could hear them exploding like jiffy pop on an open fire.

She didn’t stop there. Once shooting was done, she let herself be photographed fully nude. After that, every man on set that day fucked his wife with his eyes closed from then on. I bet they all brought copies of the pictures home and buried them out in the backyard. The husbands would dig them up whenever wifey went out to play bridge and not even make it back inside before busting a fat nut.

Marilyn had actually been filmed in the nude one year prior for the movie “The Misfits,” but the footage was cut from the final product. She suggested the nude scene herself as she thought it made sense in the context of the scene.

I can’t fucking believe any male director would disagree with her. I’d like to slap that man in the fucking face. The footage was preserved by the director, though, and is currently under the ownership of his son. That would be a great piece of content to get your hands on. I bet it would cost you a pretty penny, though.

From Cum-ble Beginings

The first American film to make it to theaters with a nude scene is “Promises! Promises!” starring Jayne Mansfield. Her pussy never makes an appearance, but her tits are out in all their glory. And boy did she have a rack on her. What an excellent choice of woman for the first nude scene to hit theaters. She looks surprisingly similar to Marilyn Monroe. She was met with mixed reviews for her efforts, but we all know what the male public thought, even if they were unwilling to say it in public. That shit was awesome.

Once the ball got rolling, nude scenes only became more frequent. A year after “Promises! Promises!” came “The Pawnbroker.” Not one to be outdone, director Sidney Lumet decided to include two pairs of tits. Stellar move. The only thing better than tits is more tits. That’s math. Both actresses Linda Geiser and Thelma Oliver, pull out the sweater puppies for our examination.

These tits were not quite as impressive as Marilyn’s or Jaynes’s, but hey, their tits. That’s awesome enough as it is. With the prevalence of super HD 4k screens, I feel some old-school nude scenes don’t get enough attention. If you included them on your celeb porn site, I think they will draw in some traffic. I bet by now, artists have gone in and cleaned up the old footage giving it an HD gloss. Either way, I’m content to masturbate to that shit.

There are plenty of nude celeb sites for you to post promo content on, but you don’t want to waste time on ones that won’t send traffic your way, so you have to pick out the best of the best, the ones that will drive traffic your way in droves. Aznude is just that type of site.

Founded in 2016, Aznude is a bit more than just a nude celeb site. Users can upload, download, comment, review, critique, and rate all the content on Aznude. They focus heavily on the critiquing and rating systems. If you’re an actress that plans to shoot a nude scene, you better bring your A-game, or these savages will tear you apart.

While judging nude celebs is a blast, it’s not their primary mission. They are here to organize celeb nudity from film and TV all into one place and offer it to their customers for free. You can download any of the content on Aznude without paying or registering for the site. That’s called doing the fucking lord’s work, right there. These are faithful men of the cloth. We are all bearing witness to the true essence of the golden rule.

Aznudes doesn’t stop our trip to church there. Their philosophy is “focus on the user, and all else will follow.” To that end, they host the fewest ads possible to still function, plus ensure their content is globally assessable to all levels of technical ability.

Alright, so these guys are the saints of celeb porn, but what about the numbers? They’re great, that’s what. First, Aznudes has a ton of content. While they don’t provide exact statistics, they are willing to say they have over ten thousand images and ten thousand videos.

Second, Aznudes gets a ton of traffic, even compared to other prominent names in the genre like Mrskin. In fact, by several metrics, they do much better. Unfortunately, they no longer release their numbers, but you can google Aznude traffic and see for yourself.

If Tits Look Great, So Should Your Site

One of the reasons Aznudes does so well is their web design. That shit is top-notch, and they put a ton of time and effort into it. The admins care for it like they would one of their family members. The setup reminds me of a streaming service like Netflix or Amazon plus. I would pause and take some notes here. If you want to be taken seriously, spend that extra time making sure your shit looks smooth. Great content is all fine and dandy, but people won’t watch it if your site is shit.

This content exchange can go both ways. Aznudes provides you with the tools needed to embed their videos on your site without difficulty. While you are putting videos on their site for the promotional opportunity, you can embed Aznude videos on your site to provide legitimacy. If you have videos from these guys, you must be playing in the big leagues. Little does your average visitor know that anyone can do that.

Aznude makes uploading content a breeze. After you register for an account, click the upload link and follow the instructions. They process and upload content daily so you won’t have to wait a year to see if your shit makes it onto the site. For whatever reason, some websites make the upload process a bitch, and then you have to wait two weeks for it to appear on the site. If it ever does. That’s not how these motherfuckers operate.

Before you get to uploading all willy nilly, take a peek at the most popular actresses on the site. Use them as a guide to help you select what you want to post. Take some time to see if you can fill in any blanks or add a new actress people may love. You want to maximize the efficiency of every post you make. It’s all about that money.

Before you dive in headfirst, it would be a good idea to skim the community guidelines. Since you will be posting content to the site, many of the policies apply to you. As you can probably already tell, admin at Aznude are not sticklers, but it’s always good to know the rules. You wouldn’t want to get yourself booted off one of the biggest nude celeb platforms on the internet. It’s not a good look.

As far as nude celeb sites go, you don’t get much better than Aznude. These gents are at the top of their game, and it’s only looking up from here. Any content you post on the site is sure to send traffic in your direction. You don’t want to see big sites like this as competition. You must learn to see them as resources full of opportunity. If you can do that, you will be playing with the big boys instead of using them.

As great as the place is, Aznude could still use some improvement. They have a forum as part of their site, but it looks like shit. It gets a bit of traffic, but I think it would blow up if they modernized it a touch.

Stop wasting precious time and get to posting content on Aznude today. Your wallet will thank you.