HeavyFetish

Heavy Fetish! When people tell me they have a fetish, it better be a real fucking fetish. Don’t come over here telling me you like little kisses on your nipples or when a bitch wears boy shorts. Those aren’t fetishes. Those are preferences. It has to be something unusual, and your passion for it has to be abnormal. Everyone likes having their nipples played with and seeing a nice booty in boy shorts. You have to get weirder than that.

One-legged Eskimos sucking their pubes off with a shop vac? That’s a fucking fetish. Rubbing grape jelly in your eyes while a midget tickles your balls with a toilet plunger? That’s a fucking fetish. Fat bitches shoving baby penguins up their pussy? That’s a fucking fetish. Filling the desiccated remains of a snapping turtle with packing peanuts and fucking it up the asshole? That's a fucking fetish and a half. If you’re not bringing something like that to the table, you can go fuck yourself twice.

Believe it or not, some fetishes have a neurological component to them. An example is the foot fetish. The part of the brain focused on the feet is right next to the part that controls sexual function. Some scientist types think those wires can get crossed, and that's why foot fetishism is so prevalent.

Phycologists also weigh in on feet and point out that the primary thing we can see of our mom during our formative years is her feet. We are too short to see much else. Ahh, I see. Peoples' general obsession with fucking anything sharing their last name starts early. That makes some sense. It gives you no excuse, but it does make sense.

Jerkin Good in the Neighborhood

Fetishes can also come about during conscious experiences. Many are developed during the years when puberty is just sinking its horny teeth into its prey. For example, suppose your penis is just starting to become a focus of yours, and you happen to see a pretty woman on the streets with her nipples popping out of her Applebees employee shirt. In that case, you might start getting a boner every time you enter an Applebees. Next thing you know, you spend the rest of your life telling friends you like the place for the half-price appetizers and dollar margaritas when in all actuality, you can’t orgasm unless you jerk off under the table while staring at an Applebee's bartender.

Believe it or not, some fetishes are linked to increased mental health. BDSM is one of those. The literature is limited, but it appears many people that practice a BDSM lifestyle have a higher level of socioeconomic functioning as compared to regular folks. That I can totally understand. They are getting out all of their frustrations by beating the shit out of their sexual partners. By the time they hit the streets with the rest of us, they are docile puppies ready to take on the challenges of the day.

Some fetishes, like ABDL (Adult Baby Diaper Lovers), can have many origins and methods of providing pleasure. For some, particularly those on the spectrum, it's a comforting, sensual input to wear diapers and has little or nothing to do with sex. For others, parenting style plays a significant role. For example, people with an anxious attachment to their parents regain control of that aspect of their lives with a diaper fetish.

Regardless of where they come from, millions of people have fetishes of every type. They are a great consumer base to attract both because of their numbers and because of their passion. When passion and sexuality are attached, it becomes a more powerful force than either can be alone. When a fetishist finds a good porn site with the shit they want to see, they will become frequent flyers. Visitors that return again and again, earning you more and more in ad revenue.

Whether your site focuses on a single fetish or fetishes in general, Heavyfetish is one of the best places for you to place promo content. They have a massive selection of every type of fetish you can think of. Nothing is too extreme for these guys. The things Heavyfetish’s admin has seen over the years would make weaker men crumble and weep. Not these gents, though. They just jerk off and move on.

One might think admin at Heavyfetish would be too busy shoving hot pokers up their pee holes to bother with proper web design, but you would be wrong. They took the time to make a navigable and aesthetically pleasing website. The main sits towards the top, just under the search bar, and contains the options Videos, Categories, Tags, Pornstars, Top-rated videos, Most viewed videos, Fetish community, and upload videos.

Below that is row after row of fetish content that will blow your socks off. Or should I say blow your load into your socks? They have page upon page of content. I can’t see anyone ever getting bored on this site. Below the content rows is a footer menu with the options Home, Sign-up, Login, Invite a friend, Support, and terms. The invite a friend function is excellent. Just type in your buddy’s name, and Heavyfetish will call their mom and leave a message detailing the exact reasons her son should join the site. It’s very convenient.

Clit Crushers, Pre existing conditions, and Pussyroaches. Oh my!

I want to give you an idea of what gets the most traction on heavy fetish so let’s look at the most viewed content. I’ll start with an obvious one, BDSM. This isn’t your grandma’s BDSM, though. Your grandma thought she was a badass for taking the occasional spanking, but if grandpa brought out a device meant to crush clits she would have run to the neighbor’s house for protection.

I’m talking about titties lacerated by leather whips. I’m talking crucifixions. I’m talking speculum anal gapes you could drive a Honda Accord into. This is not a fucking game. Actually, if we are talking about “Elite pain - Cards of Pain RLD - Ariel,” it is a game.

That's only if you can call drawing cards to see where and in what ways you will be tortured a game. At the beginning of the match, Ariel and the host speak about how this is her second appearance and that in her first appearance, she lost due to passing out. She chalks up the loss to a pre-existing blood pressure condition and not her ability to handle an ass-whooping. What a fucking champion.

Let’s kick it up a notch, or several depending on your proclivities. Many of the most-watched videos on Heavyfetish involve bugs and insects crawling in and around pussies. I had no idea this would be such a popular subject. I want to point out that none of the bug videos show up on the first pages of the highest-rated videos. This makes me think people are watching them for shock value and not necessarily so they can masturbate.

That’s how extreme fetishes can get you, though. First, you and your buddy are watching meal worms disappear into the vulva flaps of an Albanian amputee, and before you know it, you are injecting cockroaches into your wife’s pussy with a turkey baster while you cut her arms off.

And yes, I do mean mealworms and cockroaches, but it doesn’t stop there. There are also Potato bugs, carpenter ants, wasps, firebugs, and super worms. And those are just the ones I found on the first couple of pages. God knows what could be deeper in the depths. Tarantulas? Scorpions? Praying mantises? I hope these bitches are getting paid well cause it would take a lot of money for me to agree to jam spiders up my anus. I’m not saying I never would, just that the number will have to be high.

Heavyfetish is a great place for you to post promo content on. As you can see, no matter what your fetish content is, it won’t be too extreme for Heavyfetish. BDSM is this site’s version of vanilla. Because of their willingness to go anywhere, they get a ton of traffic. People worldwide flock to the site to see the best the worst has to offer. Somehow the admin was able to take a break from maintaining their erections by prying their urethras open with a fork and pouring in rubber cement to build a great site. A lot of extreme fetish sites don’t spend the time to make their sites usable.

This is one of the best fetish sites you will come across on the internet, but that doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some improvement. I thought the “Fetish community” category would be a forum, but it is more of a member search. A blog would make a great addition to Heavyfetish’s library.

Gather up all your prolapse porn and start dumping it on to Heavyfetish. You will see an increase in traffic on your site before you can shout a safe word.