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HomeMoviesTube! Any fellow adults out there reading this article will remember America’s Funniest Home Videos. It aired every week (every day, including reruns) and featured Bob Saget presenting humorous home videos viewers sent in themselves. The videos were almost always corny and showed someone’s face getting pushed in a cake or someone getting hit in the nuts by an errant baseball. Much of America tuned in every week for their dose of the silly.

While Americas Funniest Home Videos is no more, the premise lives on. Shows like Tosh.0 pull in millions of viewers every episode and are objectively funnier than AFHV ever was. There are even entire dedicated TV channels like Chive that play nothing but funny and or unique clips. It’s the crack cocaine of television.

All of that is possible because of the ubiquity of phone cameras in this modern age. Whenever someone gets even the mildest inkling that some shit is about to go down, at least three people pull out their phones. You can’t get away with anything these days. If you step on a shovel walking down the sidewalk and the handle hits you in the face, you can bet someone got it recorded.

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Goofy and incredible events aren’t the only things constantly being recorded these days. Titties, ass, pussy, and fucking all make it to that list also. More smut is being recorded on a random Sunday morning in one time zone than there was for all of the sixties, seventies, eighties, and nineties combined. Everybody is fucking on camera. What a magnificent time to be amongst the living.

Most of this footage is filmed for personal use only and is never meant for prying eyes on the internet, but guess what? If you film a rousing round of fuck on your phone, it doesn’t matter whether you post it somewhere or not. That shit is being found and stolen by horny hackers on the internet so men like myself can fiendishly masturbate to them. That’s just science.

Amateur content has always had a large and enthusiastic fan base of pervs. Watching amateur porn feels more intimate than professional stuff. It feels like you’re a fly on the wall, but instead of wings, you are flapping your cock. It’s like you’re peering into the windows of your neighbor while she rides her husbands’ brother’s dick.

All these advancements in camera technology have had an unexpected consequence in the world of porn: Amateur footage doesn’t look amateur anymore. Getting your hands on proper cameras, equipment, and editing software doesn’t cost an arm and a leg anymore. Even plain cellphone footage quality is through the roof. If you put a little bit of effort into editing, you won’t be able to tell the difference between pro and not. Amateurs are even writing scripts. So what is a man supposed to do if he wants to feel like a spy again?

You have to get off the amateur train and hop onto the home video train. It sounds like they should be the same thing, but that is not the case. I was mulling my brain for the best way to describe the difference, and I think it’s that in amateur footage, focus is still put on the filming, while in-home video, the camera is secondary. The people are mostly trying to get their fuck on, and when they can think of it, they will adjust the camera.

As a webmaster, there has never been a more perfect time to start an amateur porn website. The amount of content available to you is nearly limitless, and weeks’ worth of content is being added every day. You will never be sore for something to add on your site. The problem will be you’ll have so many options you won’t know what to choose.

Homemoviestube’s name might give you the initial vibe that it is an America’s Funniest Home Videos website rip-off, but you couldn’t be more incorrect. If little Timmie's parents showed him this while he ate dinner, he would require years of therapy to recover. Homemoviestube is full of amateur porn content submitted by fans. This is as amateur as amateur can be. It’s regular people fucking for your entertainment.

The website isn’t a looker, but that adds to the amateur feel of the place. The top of the website is a bit convoluted due to the three menus it packs in. The very top menu can be ignored for the most part as it is a list of links to other websites. Before you ask, yes, we are included on said list. That’s how you know this place isn’t fucking around.

Below is the banner for the site. Sat to the right of that is a button that will drop a category list down the left side of the site. Continuing right is a search bar and a profile menu containing the options Upload, login, Premium login, Free signup, and forgot login.

For using the unrestricted areas of the site, signing up for a profile is not a requirement. It will give you access to some convenient features, but if you’re just trying to work out a fat nut and get on with your day, feel no need to do it.

Under all that shit is a navigational menu with the options Home, Videos, Photos, Categories, All tags, Hot amateur cams, Sex simulator, Milf porn, Best porn sites, and Watch me jerk off. The last five options are all links to other websites. As you can see, there are many menu selections on Homemoviestube, but most of them are advertising. It sounds more annoying than it is, though. I much prefer this style of ads to fucking pop-ups.

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But as webmaster, those ads shouldn’t sound annoying to you at all. Instead, it should sound like a cash machine counting twenties because your site should be one of the links advertised on Homemoviestube. Your name will be displayed right along with the main menu, meaning no one can miss it. It will also put your name into the visitors subconscious, so it will feel familiar when they come across some of your promo content on the site.

The optional menu that drops down along the left side shouldn’t even be an option. It could be permanently displayed because it’s such a great way to navigate the place. The first thing it shows is a filter that lists videos on the front page by Top Rated, Most Viewed, Longest, Most favored, or category. The last option displays all the categories for you to select from.

Below the filter is are lists of the top categories, top tags, and top uploaders. Keep your eye on this shit. Studying these lists is doing your due diligence before selecting what content you would like to post on the site. Figure out what is trending and hop on that wave.

To that end, let's check out some of the most viewed content on Homemoviestube. The number one most viewed video on the site is a conundrum. It has well over three million views but a rating of only twenty percent. I watched the video and attempted to find a reason for the discrepancy but could find none. Suffice to say, posting scrum licking videos could either be a great idea or a terrible one.

One thing that’s for sure, though, visitors to Homemoviestube love blowjobs. Seven of the top ten most viewed videos are blow job focused. Your best bet is to collect up all your best amateur blowjob content and dump some of it here.

Homemoviestube has found a way to reclaim the previous glory of amateur porn. They put the amateur back into amateur porn, and judging by the amount of traffic they get; the people love it. Don’t only take this opportunity to post promo content but also use it as a time to study what kind of amateur content works. I wouldn’t take a lesson on web design from the guys, but who cares how the place looks when the content is so spot-on.

That said, there is room for improvement, and you probably already know where I’m going with this one. The site looks sloppy. Just because the content is amateur doesn’t mean the web design has to be. Even if they left everything else the same but just organized the menus a bit better, it would make a huge difference.

If you are running an amateur porn site, this is a fantastic place to advertise. People love it, and those people can be your people, too.