PissRIP

Piss RIP! Damn, do I have a website for all my urophiliacs! Welcome to pissrip.net, the website that has been made in the pissing paradise. While the gods sprayed the webmaster of this joint with golden showers, he created one hell of a website that I can't wait to review. Yeah, I am sure that I will find a couple of fuck-ups along the way, but the first impression is fucking great. Let's see what pissrip.net has in store for you, shall we? Andale!

A free hosting service of pissing vids

This is exactly how pissrip.net describes itself. Basically, this website allows users to upload their content, watch HD movies online, and download them. Don't cut to the chase and think that everything on pissrip.net is free! We'll come to that part. Let's start by looking at the website design. First of all, pissrip.net is a big website that counts over 37K female pissing videos. Of course, a website of this size needs filtering options, and pissrip.net is clearly aware of that fact.

Right away, I switched to the dark theme. The light one is ok too. It's just a thing of personal preference. I want to tell you a little about categories on pissrip.net because you'll need them during the content uploading process. It is important to choose a proper category if you want your content to count lots of views. Some of the categories on pissrip.net are hidden-zone WC, peeing-outdoors, piss voyeur, real voyeur, British extreme, JAV collection, and so on.

Pissrip.net boasts over 50 categories. I need to point out that such a huge number of categories boosts user experience significantly and does wonders for the website's SEO. Search engines love joints that are neatly sectioned out and push them toward the first page of the search results list. Having so many categories to choose from during content uploading might be confusing and tedious, but, trust me, it's worth the time.

Don't be a dick!

The first thing I saw on pissrip.net was their Chat category. I am used to seeing this category near the end of my reviews, but I soon realized why this website chose to point this section out. People who are into pissing chat all the time, talking about issues with pissrip.net, and admins and co-admins respond to all comments. That's a nice touch, simply because viewers want to feel appreciated. On top of that, it looks like the webmasters behind pissrip.net appreciate feedback and constantly strive to make their website better.

If there is one thing that I fucking love about pissrip.net, it's their rules. You are not allowed to be a dick to other people, ask for premium stuff to be free, and make a shitshow out of the chat. These fuckers say this without beating around the bush, claiming that they will kick your sorry ass out if you fail to meet these standards. Every fucking adult website should have these rules. I am fucking tired of retards who whine for free access and shit on a website just because they have nothing better to do. Pissrip.net, I back you up 100%!

Upload your content for free

Pissrip.net is a great website for all webmasters who need to promote their content. When I say promote, I don't mean that you should put a huge watermark and harass people with your shit. If you are a dick about it, Pissrip.net will ban you! If you want to make the best out of this free upload ordeal, I suggest you add new stuff on a regular basis, choose high-quality stuff and pay close attention to categorization, titles, and thumbnails. Simply put, you need to find a way to stand out.

To unlock the upload option, you need to register on Pissrip.net. The process is 100% free. Choose a username and password, and wait for the confirmation email. The next thing that Pissrip.net would want you to do is to enter your name and location, upload a picture and tell a little something about yourself. I haven't seen any rules regarding the photos, so I guess that a dick pic is fine. I mean, people are pissing all over this joint, and users are supposed to upload decent pictures. Yeah, right!

For some fucked up reason, I kept getting the 404 error message when I tried to upload a video. I mean, it's not like the dude uploads something on a pissing website every day! Pissrip.net wasted their chance to have one photo that was added by me. I don't know why this happened. I followed all of the steps and chose a fine outdoor golden shower vid, but the upload page didn't seem to be working. This might be a temporary issue. If you stumble upon a similar problem, contact one of the admins.

Speaking of contact, the only way to reach Pissrip.net is via email. Again, the admins blew me away by saying that they won't respond to shitty emails like This website is not working. The admins advise you to send a screenshot and tell the exact nature of your problem. Pissrip.net is too busy collecting pissing stuff that they don't have any time to waste on your shitty problems. Completely understandable! Before you start bugging with email, read the FAQ section on the contact page.

What's free and what's not?

You can watch some of the videos for free. It's fine for visitors but not important for webmasters. If you are the one who uploads videos, you can set if you want your videos to be free or premium before you finalize the uploading process. I would have told you the exact info if the Add video on Pissrip.net was fucking working! If this shit starts working any time soon, you could use it to sell your content. If that is what you want to do, I suggest you upload HD photos that are unique, and I also suggest that you add new stuff at least three times a week. You can't download anything from Pissrip.net for free.

If you want to download pissing vids from this joint, you need to go premium. You can't download HD flicks. All videos are 720p when it comes to the downloading option. As a non-paying member, you get to watch 50 videos a day. There are no such limitations for premium users. Once you go premium, you will get to download vids all you want and won't have to deal with ads. I tried playing one free video and was bombarded with ads. Very annoying!

Pissrip.net gives access to 20 categories to their premium users. What about other categories that I saw on the website? A bit confusing, don't you think?! For a second, I thought that this website keeps the pricing a secret, but then I clicked on the PayPal button and finally found what I was looking for. The price for a monthly subscription is $10, $22 for 90 days, $45 for 180 days, $70 for a whole year, and $150 for a lifetime subscription to Pissrip.net.

The prices are great. Spending only $10 to download a shitload of pissing videos for a whole month is a fucking bargain. If you are a webmaster that peddles a pissing joint or wants to add some diversity to your XXX joint, you really want to go premium on Pissrip.net! You might want to know that you can make the payment in Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Monero. You will find QR codes below the prices in the Premium section.

Other things to do on Pissrip.net

As a member, you get to save your favorite videos. That is cool. Let's not forget that you can leave comments. As a webmaster, it might be wiser to read comments and find what arouses piss freaks. Think of it as market research. At the time of this review, Pissrip.net was looking for helpers and moderators. Maybe this is your chance to get some experience and use it to work on your website. Really, the options are fucking endless, and I really mean it!

If you are into pissing or think that your visitors might develop a taste for golden showers, I suggest you visit Pissrip.net ASAP! Try it for a month, and unlock the unlimited streaming and downloading option. Yes, I haven't seen any downloadable galleries, but I guess that pissing ain't as interesting if you can't hear the shhh! Make the best out of Pissrip.net. Happy pissing!