Vagina.nl

You don't know what to do with your huge collection of porn? Why not share it with other people via a Dutch website named vagina.nl?! I mean, the title is fucking great and universal, sending a clear message to anyone who ventures into this place. Vagina.nl is a good source of free smut, but you can't download any of it. Your only option is to sign-up and do your best to attract some attention. Is there any way to monetize your smut collection? Let's find out.

How to sign-up?

C'mon, shitheads! You don't need me to tell you how to sign-up! Click on the button and fill out a couple of fields. Once you get the confirmation email, you will have to enter your birth date, gender, and country. You can always come back later and work on your profile. Although it might not sound like a big deal, uploading a photo and writing a little something about yourself is the first step toward becoming a recognizable contributor who will get lots of followers.

Vagina.nl is available in English, Dutch, and German. The English option looks great and translates all of the sections. Often, while writing a review, I end up on shitty websites that translate only the main menu of the page. Vagina.nl did a decent job and, on top of that, has created a responsive website that is jam-packed with categories. All of this is highly important to all webmasters who are thinking about signing up because there's no point in uploading videos to a website that has poor traffic. With vagina.nl, you don't need to worry about that.

Take a good look at the categories

Categories are fucking important! These are used by visitors who want to find a certain video that touches a specific kink. Bearing that in mind, you need to pay close attention to categories and choose a proper one while you deal with the uploading ordeal. Simply said, if you don't get it right, you won't have lots of views. Right after you upload a vid, you'll need to select a category. Some of the options are amateur, casting, outdoors, compilation, ebony, facial, and so on.

That's not all. Vagina.pl allows you to choose subcategories to further describe your content and help users find it on the website with ease. Don't be a lazy fucker! Choose Asian, BDSM, brunette, bisexual, fetish, or anything else that makes sense. The more work you put into it now, the better the final outcome. You should also enter tags but separate them with commas.

All of this is fine, but which video to choose, you might be asking yourself? I guess that every shithead on this planet has at least one hundred amateur videos or photos. The grainy videos and crappy photos ain't as popular and are not the way to make a name for yourself as a top contributor. It might be wise to give the audience something that is not easily found. Fetish videos might be a good solution or anything else that has the cock-rising potential but has something unique about it.

The game is not over yet

No, it's not! The next thing that you need to do is enter a pornstar's name. That is a certain way to get attention because horny fuckers tend to have their favorite slut and use her name as a keyword. Don't forget about the importance of a hot thumbnail, that could make a huge difference. The good news is that the thumbnails on vagina.nl show a short video preview, giving members more space to attract as many audiences as possible.

As a registered user on vagina.nl, you get to upload your content, connect with other contributors, save videos and make playlists. You are not allowed to upload any illegal content or videos featuring minors. That's the common practice on all similar tube websites. The file size must not exceed 150 MB, it must be in MP4 format, and you have to enter at least one category. Vagina.nl doesn't allow any promo links, spamming, or anything else that could be seen as commercial. These Dutch guys will kick your ass out if you do anything like this.

Break the rules

Let's face it! There are a couple of shitheads who upload stuff on vagina.nl just for fun, but the majority of contributors do it for their own sake. In most cases, webmasters spam the shit out of other members, and sometimes adult performers send links to other websites, usually through private messages. On top of that, subtle watermarks are something I see regularly. Break a couple of rules here and there, but don't overdo it. If vagina.nl gets suspicious, they will kick you out and delete all of your content! They won't even notify you! You'll be gone before you could say vagina!

One of the best and most discreet ways to promote your content is to keep uploading new stuff on a regular basis. While uploading, you really need to select hot videos that are of great picture quality and include lots of proper categories and tags. Another great approach is to follow other members, earn a backlink, and thus expand your reach and get people hooked on your porn. Once you make a name for yourself and become recognizable for uploading super stuff, people will get interested in your work and finally go to your website. Yeah, this shit takes time!

The most popular categories

Before I tell you a bit about the most popular categories on vagina.nl, I need to note that before you venture into this upload ordeal, you need to decide on what you are going to do on this website. Are you gonna upload a shit ton of content every week and upload everything and anything, or are you gonna stick to a certain fetish? Sometimes, to avoid the competition, it is best to offer people something that they can't find so easily. I am just saying! Do whatever you wanna do!

At the time of this review, popular categories and tags were handjob, bisexual, and creampie. As I expected, the biggest number of clips is in the blowjob section, which counts over 6K flicks. The amateur category has over 10K videos, which is great for visitors but fucked up for webmasters. Finding a way to stand out among 10K videos is not an easy job. Teen and big tits categories are also teeming with videos, meaning that it will take you a significantly longer time to get noticed around here.

On the other hand, some of the popular categories that don't have lots of videos are pregnant, swingers, beach, and sauna. I know that the web is packed with beach smut, so why not upload it on vagina.nl?! Viewers are gonna love it, and you will be dealing with much less competition. Sometimes, in fetish categories, flicks don't necessarily have to be HD to get noticed. Fetishists don't care much as long as the video shows what they want to see. Play it smart! Any kind of content can be effective if you know how and when to present it to the audience.

Contact vagina.nl

If you think that this whole uploading shit is boring and tedious, pay for the ad! As simple as that! That is the fastest and safest way to get noticed on vagina.nl, but it does require you to spend a dime or two. I don't know anything about the advertising prices, but I do know that you can send vagina.nl an email and find out. A website of this quality certainly has lots of visitors, meaning that your ad is going to be seen by thousands of porn fans. Such a big number of categories and videos is sure to engage people longer, which increases the chances of your ad getting seen.

If you are in the Netherlands and want to promote your website, vagina.nl could be your ticket to success. Upload regularly, think about what visitors want and use sections like most viewed and best-rated videos as an insight into what people really want to see. If you know where to look, you don't even have to sign-up to vagina.nl to draw a couple of useful conclusions. Vagina.nl really is a neatly organized website where finding the flick of your dreams is a piece of cake. In the meantime, watch free flicks and fap till you drop! Adios!