Hairy Erotica

Hairyerotica.com sounds like an odd word choice. Since when is a sight of a shaggy pussy erotic? However, this is not theporndude. The approach here is completely different. I approach things free of any judgment, realizing that every adult website has its audience and that no fetish is too weird as long as some wankers are willing to appreciate it.

Let me present hairyerotica.com in all its glory. How can you turn this tube website into a free benefit for your own joint? I'm ready to share another mind-blowing, life-changing lesson with a bunch of nobodies! In a merciful mood today. Strap yourselves, and read with care. Here comes the review.

Have I loaded the right page?

Upon loading the hairyerotica.com homepage, I thought that I was looking at some porn site index website. After a couple of seconds, I realized that the site was working on a new website design, and let me tell you something - that speaks a thousand words about hairyerotica.com! All successful webmasters know that design is the key element of any website, something that grabs the visitor's attention long before the content comes into play. The first big bonus in my book. The site takes care of the user experience!

I loaded the fresh design, and it looks crisp. All-white background, thumbnails that show a short video preview, and a couple of filtering tools. So far, so good. Actually, I'm in such a good mood that I'm gonna do some math and come up with the total number of videos in hairyerotica.com's collection. Holly shit, over 40K videos! On the one hand, the site is a gold mine of porn, and on the other one, it is one hell of a competitive place. It's time to weigh the pros and cons and see if such a huge collection is a blessing or a doom.

First things first

Hairyerotica.com doesn't know that I've come for an inspection. I like to bust in uninvited, not leaving the page with the chance to do some last-minute tweaks to impress me. That's why I had to approach the site from the mere visitor's standpoint. I had to sign-up and go through all the necessary steps to unlock all of the options because that's the only way to see the big picture. You should consider the approach once in a while and think as a regular visitor while you are browsing your own website. A truly revealing experience. Something like not realizing how ugly you really are until you see a picture of yourself sleeping. What's that drool, and why do I look like a wasted moron? I'm sure you know the feeling.

Sign me up, fuckers! Here you go, have my username and email, but know that all of your promotion shit goes straight to my spam folder! All this work only to realize that hairyerotica.com doesn't allow its members to download any of the content! Fuck! Add this one to the cons list. Basically, in situations like these, the numbers are against you. You'll have to work your ass off to stand out here and really upload something that will blow people's minds. Remember that it has to be about hairy cunts, or hairy balls, or something hairy. Otherwise, the visitors of hairyerotica.com won't care for your thing. It looks like we've got ourselves in a hairy situation.

I want you to use your brain now

When was the first time you saw Brazzers, Reality Kings, or VrBangers porn? The odds of you wanking off to the exclusive versions are very slim. You saw the watermarks around the web so many times that they got stuck in your little head. Only then, after you got hooked on high-quality porn, you started exploring your VIP membership options. Big websites are aware of this scenario. Although they are big and famous, these websites sometimes still upload their content to websites like hairyerotica.com with the goal of getting even more exposure. Sounds greedy, but it is what it is. If you want to compete against the big sharks, you need to grow a serious set of balls and learn to use your brains. Otherwise, you are fucking screwed.

The majority of those 40K videos are HD, but that should not discourage you. Neither should the existence of big contributors that have more content on their hands than you'll ever have. If you are new to this game, the only option is uploading till you fucking drop. Upload everything you've got as long as it doesn't break hairyerotica.com's rules. Anything that's legal will do the work. One of the videos on hairyerotica.com with the biggest number of views is an amateur video featuring a meh-looking chick with an uber-hairy cunt that takes a shower. The video is not HD, and it's only around 10 minutes, but over 210K people saw it. That's the kind of exposure you need. Never fucking give up!

Don't mess up the uploading process

Since hairyerotica.com can't be used for free downloading, the only way to use it as a webmaster is to gain some free exposure. You'll do that by uploading your content. It can be either videos or pictures, but I strongly suggest the first option. Once you click Upload in the upper right corner of the page, and once you go with the video option, the site will ask you to add a video from your local disc or add an URL. Easy, right? Click continue and proceed to step 2 of the video management thing.

All good video titles are informative and mention the model's name, if known. Many horny fuckers use their favorite model's name as the keyword in the search box, and you don't wanna miss out on the opportunity to be among the search results list. Next, you want to work on the video description. You know, write if the people shagging their brains out are a stepdad and a hoe, ex-friends, lesbians, or solo chicks rubbing their hairy cunts. Remember, it has to be about hairy twats.

Select three categories are the crucial step. Fucking crucial! If you fail, your video is gonna end up in the wrong section, and it will be doomed to fail. Maybe not fail entirely, because a shaggy pussy is a shaggy pussy, no matter if the fucking is missionary or doggy, but you won't get the desired effect. Lastly, you want to write tags, with the mission of helping people find your content more easily. Make sure to work on the thumbnail because it is the first thing people see when they load the page, and set if you want all people to see your stuff free of charge or you want to keep the content reserved for members only. If you are a newbie, I suggest giving your smut away until you reach the exposure goal.

Do some research and keep uploading

Hairyerotica.com is packed with sections like most viewed and top-rated, and video categories like big tits, hairy ass, hairy BBW, HD, scary hairy, and so on. I think that the number of videos in each category is a cool guideline because it shows you the level of competition you should expect. If you give it a good thought, you'll realize that a newbie doesn't stand a chance in the HD category that counts over 11K vids in total. Maybe the best approach would be to stick with something kinky, something that is not easily found.

Whatever you do, don't stop uploading. Think of it as an everyday chore, and don't ever look back. I know that the idea of sharing your precious stuff with a bunch of nobodies seems stupid, but it's the only way to get exposure and get some organic traffic for your website free of charge. Once you get your joint on its two feet, you can just pay for an ad somewhere.

Don't stop till they've had enough

You want them to say Who the fuck is this annoying guy who keeps posting new stuff every single day?! You want them to come to your joint, check you out, but you also want to keep their attention. You'll have to work on your website, your content, design, and shit, and upload stuff on hairyerotica.com in the meantime. It sounds like much, but it's fucking possible. Invest some hard work into your website, and it's gonna grow. Go big or go home! Stay positive!