Ouim

Here is ouim.fr, asking me if I have the balls to sign up. Well, fuckers, you don't know who you’re dealing with here! This is THE day in your online life when you get the review from The Porn Dude, so the real question is if you have the balls to read the review. I'm gonna be brutally honest, as always, and this time, I want to talk to all the people who are thinking about joining ouim.fr for earning money as performers and shit like that. I suggest you stay fucking tuned!

Let's deal with the About Us first

I guess you're here to sign up as a creator, but let's take this shit one step at the time. Once you load ouim.fr, you're gonna see three options - "I have balls, sign up", "oium for Creators", and "About ouim". I went with the last option first, and that's when I realized that this site offers three language options: English, Spanish, and French. Not fucking bad. This About Us section gives you other options like to read about the legal shit, policies, referrals, and content creators. Let's start with the New Creator option.

I like this shit. I like it how organized and simple ouim.fr is and I fucking dig what they write in their New Creator section. Instead of writing fucking fairytales about their models earning millions a month, they say "Do not create your beginner profile with the illusion that you will earn a lot of money quickly and that you will become the new star of social networks. The competition is extremely tough. The average income of 5-10-50-100k per month only concerns a minority of creators…". Finally, someone with the balls to tell the truth. Fucking bravo!

They also note "No platform in the world can technically prevent the copying and theft of your photos, videos", and "Some fans will try to push you beyond your limits". I suggest you read all of this shit and really think if you are into stripping online and making money as a nude model on some French platform. At the end of the day, all the tips from me or this site won't do anything for you if you are not into the xxx business and have trouble showing your cunt online. That's the first big tip I want to give you. Now, let's move on.

How to become a content creator here

Signing up for this shit takes about two minutes. You’re gonna need your email, a username, and a password, nothing too crazy. Then, of course, by agreeing to their terms and conditions, you’re telling ouim.fr that you are of legal age. I was required to choose all pictures with cars on them, to prove that I'm not a damn robot, and then I had to look for the confirmation email.

Once you are done with that shit, the platform will want your address, as well as a photo of your ID document, the back and front of it, and the photo of you holding the ID card. After you upload all that, you’ve got to wait for ouim.fr to give you the green light. It’s a bit of a pain, but hey, it’s standard procedure for these kinds of sites. Just so you know, it's completely free to join ouim.fr, meaning this is a great chance for you to start earning money without any financial investments.

The money talk

I don't want to earn money by showing my cock on ouim.fr. I don't fucking need to wait for the joint to approve of my profile and shit, but still, even while you wait for the confirmation, you get the info on how much you can make here. I dig the transparency.

The first thing I spotted in regard to money here is the reference link. In simple terms, you get that link, and every time someone signs up under your link, you start earning 10% for fucking life on all their sales and fan purchases. There is no limit on how many people you can refer, no cap on transactions, and no maximum on how much you can earn. Basically, you can stack that cash forever, motherfucker!

Let’s say you bring in a hot new creator. They sign up, post their stuff, and start raking in the dough. Well, every time their fans buy shit, or they make sales, you’re making money. It’s like you’re getting paid just for sitting on your ass and sharing a fucking link. Want an example? Let’s say your referral makes $500 from fan purchases in a month. You’re getting 10% of that. That’s $50 in your pocket, every damn month, for the rest of their fucking career.

Now, let’s talk sponsorships. Every time you hook up a sponsorship deal, you’re walking away with 55% commission, excluding the tax on ouiMs commission share (which is 18%, but whatever, you're still coming out on top). That’s 10% per purchase and sale transaction. So, let’s say you help a creator land a sponsorship deal and they make $1,000. You’re walking away with $550, no sweat. As you can see, this is one lucrative motherfucker, if you know what you're doing.

You need to work on your profile

Ok, now, let's all expand our minds for a second. If you are a content creator, you're gonna use ouim.fr to set up a profile and get people to pay for your shit. On the other hand, you can use ouim.fr to interact with performers, tip them, pay for their nudies, and shit like that. If you are a porn producer looking for fresh talent and a new model for your new porn, maybe ouim.fr is the kind of platform that could help you out. I bet my ass that this platform has thousands upon thousands of members, so give it a go in that sense.

Now, one of the most crucial steps for all content creators is building their profile. Don’t be a lazy-ass prick and just throw some half-assed shit together! If your profile ain't impressive, no one’s gonna give a shit. Start with a solid profile pic, you know, something that shows your best bits, and I'm talking about more than just your pretty face. Show the world what they’re gonna get when they pay for your shit. It’s like setting up the best first impression possible. If your photo’s shit, they’ll bounce and forget about your ass.

Next up, write a bio, and don't be generic. Tell ‘em what you’re about, why you’re different from the other bitches, and what kind of content you’re slinging. Also, a good profile builds trust with your fans, and that trust means they’re gonna spend money on your shit. The more legit your profile looks, the more likely people are gonna feel comfortable dropping their cash on your content. If you look like a pro, you’ll get paid like one.

The better your profile, the more traffic you’ll get, which means more fans, more tips, and more goddamn sales. It’s simple! Just create a profile that pops, and the money starts flowing in. Otherwise, you're just another bitch on the internet with a shitty bio and an even worse profile pic.

Time for me to go

Joining ouim.fr isn’t gonna be some easy bullshit. The competition is tough as hell, and you better believe you’re gonna have to put in some serious work if you want to make a name for yourself. You’re not just gonna waltz in here, post a couple of pics, and get rich. Nah, you gotta put in the grind. Build a profile that stands out, interact with fans, create content that gets their cocks hard, and stay consistent. It’s a hustle, but if you’ve got the balls, you’ll make it.

This platform has got some major perks that make all the hard work worth it. First off, you can join for free. Then, there’s the referral program where you get paid a percentage of other creators’ sales and purchases. You’re earning 10% for life on their shit. That’s passive income. There's no limit on how many people you can refer or how much you can make. Then there’s the commission for sponsorships. You’re pulling in 55% of the cut. Plus, this platform’s packed with thousands of horny motherfuckers ready to buy content, tip you, and support your work.

So yeah, it’s tough out there, and you gotta bring your A-game if you want to survive the competition, but if you’re ready to hustle, this site’s gonna pay off like a motherfucker. It’s got all the tools to help you succeed, and it's simple as hell. So, stop thinking about it, get your ass in gear, and start making money! The ball’s in your court!